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PHOTOS: Pillow Talk With Tony

MORNING GOODS — We always giggle a little bit when, during standard research for working on this website, we stumble across an online underwear store that offers those skimpy pieces of fabric masquerading as undergarments, and wonder who are the guys actually modeling this stuff. And then we found Tony — and Page 11.

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23 Comments*

  • Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"

    He’s a doll/

    #6 — fuck yeah
    #7 — Merry me!
    #21 — adorable
    #30 — wish I were 20 years younger, for just a few hours, please.

    Note to photographers, when a guy has such an intense body (as in, his workouts gotta be all business and very intensive) avoid shots where the shot is also intensive, too much and you have lost all parts of a fun and accessible side.

  • terrwill

    Mike in Ashville: I think his body is his business! : P

    As to #11 The shaved pubes look is kinda sorta sexy on a 18-21yo. After that it is a huge FAIL…………

  • hardmannyc

    He has arm hair in one, but no hair anywhere else; in all the others, no hair anywhere, although you can see the stubble from major manscaping. Just saying.

  • DR

    I’ll give credit where credit is due, killer body, even though I prefer a more natural look.

    But facial stubble and shaving every other inch of his body? Kinda looks ridiculous.

  • wmcarpenter

    What’s with all the semi-amateurish shots of him naked in the woods? Not that I’m complaining, they just seem strange.

  • terrwill

    Think this poor guy is the type who gets his 5 o’clock shadow at like Noon…….

    He probably spends as much time in the gym working on his body as he does shavin the hair which grows like weeds covering up all the work he just did on his body…………

  • SouLKid

    urmmm…next.
    Thank u.

  • Slingshot

    Wow, yet another featureless,androgynous body by mattel…………

  • Miguel

    I’ll take his body by mattel over your body by duncan hines, any day

  • Ian

    Queerty, why oh why can’t you just THUMBNAIL these types of pics?

  • Derek

    @Miguel: too damn funny – good one!

  • schlukitz

    Wow. If this is the only article that Queerty is putting up on the net for Wed. February 10, 2010, it certainly looks like it is going to be a snow news day here in New Yawk. *misspelling intended*

  • NYGay

    Thirty-three pictures and he doesn’t smile in a single one of them?

    Man, what a sad little Guido.

  • Sam

    When she pushes her panties down – like in 11 and 26 – you can see the top of her vajeene!

  • Sam-Man-Tha

    @Sam: That’s what muscle tissue looks like without fat covering it, not that you would know.

  • McShane

    He would be a really great modelto draw, paint whatever. Lots of well developed musculature. Shaving must be the pits. I never exactly understand the aesthetics of that.

  • alan brickman

    ripped and hung..and your complaining about him??? geez no wonder equal rights for gays are taking so long…

  • Scot

    What the hell happened to the Joseph Bianchini photo spread? His pictures were posted for what seemed about 30 seconds. I got to see 2 pictures of the guy then he was gone. TOTALLY GONE! A search of his name comes up blank. What happened there?

  • Steven W

    I think I like number #7 best. He’s not trying to hide a strained expression in it, as he tenses up to showcase abs etc – a trap lots of body-builders fall into in photos.

  • Suburban

    Some of the poses are I guess artistic? Wtf is in his undies in #11?

  • schlukitz

    No. 20 · Suburban

    Wtf is in his undies in #11?

    A pistol, perhaps? Or maybe he just happy to see us! LOL

    Actually, it looks like one of those really thick, stainless steel cock rings that they sell in leather shops. It gives a guy a big basket because it pushes his junk out and forward.

    A pity that Queerty won’t show him wearing just the cock ring…and nothing else. ;P

  • schlukitz

    No. 16 · McShane

    Shaving must be the pits. I never exactly understand the aesthetics of that.

    That’s why god made vanilla, chocolate and strawberry. Variety is the spice of life. LOL

  • MuscleModelBlog.com

    Nice physique! More mass than most models on this site.

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