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PHOTOS: Simon Says Stare

MORNING GOODS — Don’t let Simon Howard’s casual stance fool you: He’s a title-holding martial artist with a penchant to use those legs for more than spreading.
(Photos: P. Chester, T. Preece)

By:           Ryan Tedder
On:           Aug 11, 2010
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  • 19 Comments
    • Steven
      Steven

      Meh.

      Aug 11, 2010 at 5:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alexander
      Alexander

      WOW! Almost perfect..
      Almost – because there is no limit in perfection :)
      Triple [MORE PLEASE]!!!

      Aug 11, 2010 at 6:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • julilove
      julilove

      (kbjuliet@yahoo.co.uk)
      My name is Juliet kabashi, I am a loving, romantic and caring angel. I got your contact while searching for a truly and caring person then I decide to drop a word of love to you . I really want to have a good relationship with you. so you can reach me through my email (kbjuliet@yahoo.co.uk) I hope to hear from you soon and I will send my beautiful pictures to you and also tell you more about my self.. I know age will not be a barrier to our relationship, what I need is just your love and caring.and I will give you my best, have a nice day ,
      Juliet

      Aug 11, 2010 at 6:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Blaine Ward
      Blaine Ward

      @julilove: Another spammer. Get lost!

      Aug 11, 2010 at 6:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aaron in Honolulu
      Aaron in Honolulu

      He almost looks like a grown up version of that kid Lucas with the Nintendo Power Glove from “The Wizard” (1989) with Fred Savage.

      Aug 11, 2010 at 7:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • brian
      brian

      I def prefer this one hairy vs. waxed. Much more sexy that way.

      Aug 11, 2010 at 9:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jackpacer
      jackpacer

      After you all finish with your morning wood, please take a minute to do something very important. There is a story on here about Brian Fisher, AFR talkshow host. This guy hates gays in a way that is almost suspicious, “protests too much”. Anyway, he and AFA will be using their resources to help some congressman from Texas to pass a bill ofdisapproval for judge Von Walker, with the hopes of impeaching him after the mid-term elections. This Brian Fisher douche along with AFA is VERY DANGEROUS. But there is something we all can do and I did it this morning and it took 5 minutes. Go to FCC.gov website, clink on the consumer link, then the file a complaint. The process is very easy. One of the reason the FCC allows as a legitimate complaint is biased and distorted reporting on the news to achieve a certain agenda. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT BRIAN FISHER AND THE AFA DOES. If enough of us file complaints with the FCC, the AFA will be fined or legal feed out of existance, they’re on a shoe string budget anyways. THIS WILL WORK AND ITS SO EASY.

      Aug 11, 2010 at 9:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack E. Jett
      Jack E. Jett

      100 percent spitfuckable.

      Aug 11, 2010 at 12:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jimmy
      jimmy

      I don’t find him attractive but 8 is AWESOME!!!

      Aug 11, 2010 at 1:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gilber
      gilber

      wow

      Aug 11, 2010 at 1:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stephen
      Stephen

      He is definitely cute, but I always get a little bummed when I see a guy with small nipples.

      Aug 11, 2010 at 2:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NAP79
      NAP79

      #8 is the best! Keep the hair!

      Aug 11, 2010 at 3:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • J.
      J.

      One of the sexiest men I’ve seen in my life :)

      Aug 11, 2010 at 3:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • adam
      adam

      wow seriously? he looks absolutely horrendous in #8. the body isn’t bad, but that face and hair….

      Aug 11, 2010 at 6:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • J.
      J.

      @adam:

      I said ONE of the hottest..not THE hottest. But yeah, he is very,very sexy…just something about him…

      Aug 11, 2010 at 7:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • drew
      drew

      i like 18.

      Aug 11, 2010 at 10:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BK
      BK

      I like 14. A lot.

      Aug 12, 2010 at 4:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SteveDenver
      SteveDenver

      Very handsome guy, but there is nothing natural in his poses. Looks like he holds his breath, which always makes poses look strained.

      Aug 20, 2010 at 11:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nineinchnail
      nineinchnail

      That first picture got my balls tingling by imagining having his hot thighs wrapped around me head forcing me to submit to his cock. Nice to see pics of seemingly normal guys who arent overly pretty. Oh, btw, can we have pics of more hairy guys with muscle. Very hot.

      Sep 16, 2010 at 6:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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