Morning Goods

A Slice of John Pizzo, Please

MORNING GOODS — He’s only 5’8, but fitness model and indie rag coverboy John Pizzo packs it where it counts. The 34-year-old New Yorker is the guy you see at the gym … EVERY SINGLE DAY. (Photos: Joseph Smileuske, Muscle Art Studio, JTJphoto, MuscletographyDotCom, Marcus Mok, Greg Weiner, SnapThisPhotography)

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33 Comments*

  • allancsn

    OCD is never attractive – betya he’s had lots of little pricks in his ass.

  • dvlaries

    I love him. Thanks for a mature one for a change 🙂

  • dvlaries

    6 & 15 are identical

  • HYHYBT

    @allancsn: Don’t you wish yours was one of them?

    🙂

  • BSTL

    Im a top but I would let him do me.

  • Donsnyc

    Meh, generic gay porn star look.

  • Telesphorus

    A total bottom muscle Mary who wants to pass for a top…

  • Javier

    yeah! a mature man like it must be. I dont like “kids” in pics, I like men over 30 y/o. thanks

  • Oaklander

    Grown ups! Yeah! Not exactly my type, but I am glad that you are off your NAMBLA kick.

  • Tom in COS

    @Telesphorus: and the issue with him being a muscle bottom is?

  • Z reveals

    Well! Sometimes steroid could go very wrong!!!

  • atdleft

    @Oaklander: Thank GAWD! I don’t like having to ask myself if I’m looking at soft child porn while perusing MG here. More real men, please! 😉

  • tropos

    He’s 34?!! Give me a break! Looks 40+.

  • Jonathan

    He looks awful for 34 (if that is his age).

  • KEVIN VANCOUVER BC

    man what a bunch of pissy queens…. lol yeah he looks real “awful” for 34 give over!

  • alejandro

    not my type. i guess its good for diversifying, having old men but thats jus not my thing..

  • gray hunt

    Bigger than a breadbox for sure.

  • Suburban

    I like pic #8. I’m not clicking thru all of these pics. For some reason it really works in b&w.

  • Bitch, please

    As I said many times before, “Like any of you would have a chance in hell with any of these MG guys, “old” or young.” As for him looking older than 34, “please get your eyes checked, old man!” It makes me sick how some of these gays in here are stuck on age, no matter how hot the guy looks. If he is not a certain age(20 or less) then nothing else matters. One can’t help but wonder why that is? Didn’t they have a show on a certain network arresting people like these?

  • getreal

    I like that they are posting older guys and different kinds of guys but this one… it just looks so unnatural and uncomfortable. Has anyone noticed the gratuitous skin guys are always so much hotter I would rather the hotter guy first thing in the morning and the less hot guy later in the day. I guess I should just thank for all the hot guys. Thanks QUEERTY!

  • TANK

    God no. Too much. Bet she’s a little squat pitbull, too.

  • TANK

    oh, ..5’8″…with heels.

  • alan brickman

    stop being jealous..i saw him and said wow!

  • alan brickman

    very masc for sure.. alot of the musc short guys can really bring it in bed…

  • TANK

    All I’m sayin’ is that his testicles must be the size of raisins.

  • afrolito

    He’s FUG, and no way in hell is he 34? LMFAO!

    44….maybe.

  • DJ

    Well you pissy queens will never get a job in the carnival guessing ages!

  • getreal

    @DJ: I for the record thinking older guys can be very hot. Not trying to pissy but that guy is not in his thirties and if he is then he should stop tanning immediately.

  • Chiboi Ty

    I think we should talk sets. . .a motel bathroom? C’mon!

  • Andy

    Is he a porn star?

  • Bunion

    a man nearing his mid life crisis.

  • RR

    This is my ex. I always hated that he modeled because 1) he looks nothing like any of these pics and 2) it got all this sort of attention. As someone who knew John more intimately than any of you ever will, I can say he’s a beautiful man on both the inside and the outside. So sure, you can judge his appearance, but don’t peg yourselves as the assholes who pretend to know anything more about this man than what you see.

  • KARUADAM

    @BSTL: Who wouldn`t do you?.

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