Even though nobody asked, amateur conspiracy theorist/smear campaigner/OnlyFans model Jacob Wohl took a moment this week to share his firmly held beliefs on Jewish people celebrating Christmas.
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The 23-year-old, who is currently staring at a $5 million fine from the Federal Communications Commission over an alleged illegal robocalling scheme, took to Gab, the right-wing version of Twitter, to say Jewish people should decorate their homes for Christmas to help with “assimilation.”
“I firmly believe that every Jew in America should decorate their home with Christmas lights,” Wohl wrote. “It’s called assimilation. America is a Christian country.”
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In addition to be deeply anti semitic, Wohl’s remarks are ironic since Gab is supposed to be a space for people who have been banned from other social media sites to freely express themselves. Using it to tell a group of people to “assimilate” is literally the diametric opposite of what the platform was created for. Adding yet another layer of irony to the irony, of course, is the fact that Jesus was a Jew.
Though he’s banned on Twitter, a screenshot of Wohl’s Gab post has been making the rounds over there. Here’s what folx are saying…
I believe assholes like Jacob Wohl should stop being assholes and assimilate with non-assholes. pic.twitter.com/HbddVa5Lix
— Steve Redmond (@sjredmond) November 5, 2021
I firmly believe Jacob Wohl is a collection of despicable. feted, rancid thoughts and ideas congealed into vaguely humanoid form.
— Vis Viva (@Vis_Viva) November 5, 2021
Jacob Wohl needs to celebrate Christmas in prison. https://t.co/F9Og5HKdzr
— Outspoken (@Out5p0ken) November 5, 2021
Actually, when you think about it, Jacob Wohl equating Christmas lights with Christianity is a pretty good analogy for how the Republican party gained the reputation it has today. All of the symbols…none of the values.
— Rex Zane (@rexzane1) November 5, 2021
How about I light Jacob Wohl on fire and set him atop my Hannukah bush for holiday decoration https://t.co/99q4ChS37e
— lo ? (@Lauren_M_Wagner) November 5, 2021
Jacob Wohl is the brain damaged version of Roger Stone
— Donny Lowrider (@Tehdon) November 5, 2021
With all the attention on Kyle Rittenhouse and the Charlottseville Nazis, Jacob Wohl wants to remind everyone he's still a cancer on society, too. https://t.co/1kBeFv4Bct
— One Million Dons (@don_hamel) November 5, 2021
Why is Jacob Wohl still walking around free? Shouldn’t he be in prison?
— All Out Of Bubblegum (@BubblegumOut) November 5, 2021
Jacob Wohl thinking your Christianity is shown best by a string of gaudy lights you buy at Target tells you the profound depths of his faith. pic.twitter.com/NtQlwtdqZB
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) November 5, 2021
Over the years, Wohl, who launched an OnlyFans page in 2020, has led several failed attempts at discrediting Democrats, including a 2019 Medium article falsely accusing Pete Buttigieg of sexual assault.
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Last August, the FCC slapped him and his buddy, right-wing operative Jack Burkman, with a $5.1 million proposed fine for allegedly targeting Black Americans in a robocalling plot to suppress 2020 voter turnout and help get Donald Trump reelected. Wohl has said he’s “never done any robocalls” and is “categorically uninvolved” in any artful scheming.
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore
andrewl
What the hell is in the water over in the USA? God knows here in Australia we have enough ignorant bigoted dickheads but over in the US you have a plague of them. What a nightmare.
G-Man
Unfortunately you are correct and it’s super disgusting!
Essie
You are correct. Can I move to Australia?
Cam
You sent us Rupert Murdoch and in America he is allowed to bribe politicians so he was allowed to not only put together a large media empire, they are also allowed to lie.
And the rest of U.S. media was called “Liberal” so to prove they aren’t, they never call out Murdoch’s media for racism or bigotry, they just jump on the bandwagon.
Barrie
Andrew, yes. The state of our Country’s democracy has never felt more at risk. The risk is based in power, lies, conspiracy theories, ignorance, inaction, complacency, money, and spineless, self-serving legislators.
I am very concerned. I encourage all of us to stay informed, engaged and vote.
Kangol2
Hideous, self-loathing, a right-wing tool, and a criminal. No way to go through life, Jacob Wohl!
Tombear
If you ever want to piss off an Evangelical Christian tell them Jesus was a Jew and a Rabbi! Followed by you, you, you Jezebel! Works every time.
Diogenes
I am not at all certain that a reminder was needed, but thanks for the update.
CityguyUSA
Actually they call America a Judeo-Christian society.
prime32
Ahh, Christmas. The time of year where Christians celebrate the birth of a Jew. I don’t think that idiot knows that…
Essie
None of those right-wing “christians” know that and they are all too stupid to educate so why bother.
Den
The holiday that Jesus celebrated around this time of year was Hanukkah, commemorating an event two centuries before his birth. Apparently there are references to that in Christian scripture, but most Christians seem unaware of Jesus as an observant Jew throughout his life.
Jim
Okay, People let’s not forget that Xmas is a secular holiday. (Just say Black Friday.)
And the reason for the season?
The winter solstice. Christians co-opted it.
Talk about cultural appropriation.
Having said that you decorate your house and let other’s decorate theirs.
Den
Christmas is not now, and never has been a secular holiday regardless of it having originally usurped from pagan solstice celebrations. It is a Christian holiday dressed up as a modern potlatch FOR CHRISTIANS. The number of non-Christians who celebrate it is insignificant.
It celebrates the supposed birth of the Christian savior, who does not exist in other religions, and if Christian scripture is to be believed was not even born that time of year! The Jewish holiday which sometimes overlaps celebrates the recapture of the Second Temple 200 years before Jesus was born. A holiday which Jesus, as an observant Jew, celebrated.
Den
I am curious as to what kind of Only Fans page he would have. He is not an attractive looking man, and his attitude is even less attractive.
iminheatlikeacat
I thought exactly the same thing. I know it’s not anywhere near the main part of the story but I was A) Shocked that he was only 23 – he looks at least a decade older and B) Shocked he had an OnlyFans account – I thought it was generally for people to pay attractive people, not someone with serial killer/meth eyes.
barryaksarben
Does ANYONE give a shit about what this unattractive pos FIRMLY believes? Christmas lights/ Really? he is so shallow his entire would would be lost in a teaspoon
Jon in Canada
Hey Jacob, some real Americans might take issue with what you’re saying…
“Christianity neither is, nor ever was a part of the common Law” — Thomas Jefferson
“In every country and in every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty” — Thomas Jefferson
“The government of the United States is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion” — John Adams
“All national institutions of Churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions set up to terrify and enslave mankind and monopolize power and profit” — Thomas Paine
“Religion and government will both exist in greater purity the less they are mixed together” — James Madison.
I think most would agree that these are the people to listen to when it comes to what America is supposed to be.
Cam
Republicans are bigots. We know.
CurtisIsTheOne
It’s REALLY quite Ironic. The Top 10 Most Favorite Christmas Songs wee written by Jews. Thank you American Jews for your contribution to Christmas.