We’ve got to admit: we’re totally looking forward to Rough Night, and not just because we’ve been promised the sight of Colton Haynes dancing around in a G-string.
But it’s worth mentioning that the out actor recently posted a pic of himself on Instagram in your standard royal blue stripper uniform, demonstrating that he really knows how to shill a movie.
Related: Colton Haynes was 13 when he lost his virginity to a guy
The image features Haynes and actress Jillian Bell looking plum-tuckered, alongside the caption “Safe to say @jillianbell & I had a few Rough Nights. #GstringsHurt”.
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In case you haven’t been consistently blindsided by the trailer on your Facebook feed, Rough Night stars Scarlett Johansson, Kate McKinnon, Jillian Bell, Ilana Glazer, and Zoë Kravitz in a tawdry tale of a bachelorette party gone wrong. Like, dead-stripper wrong. Standard-Wednesday-evening wrong.
Need further evidence that the film is for you? You can watch Paige Turner subtly antagonize the cast in this exclusive clip below.
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ChrisK
Someone’s stuffing their G-string.
charlie_jackpot
He looks so old in that rough night shot
ChrisK
Only to a child.
Ejens005
No, I thought the same thing. It doesn’t really look like him. I wouldn’t necessarily say “so old”, but older than he is.
Terrycloth
Ever since he came out he can’t shut up..I guess he’d rather be more famous for being gay than an actor
ShowMeGuy
He’s working what he’s good at….which is being young and sexy. Besides, have you seen him act…..it hurts to watch. Good thing he’s pretty.
Rex Huskey
who cares….?