Just when you think a story can’t get any stranger — BAM — suddenly there’s a $200 Thor cosplay hammer involved.
When we last heard from convicted extortionist and former Sean Cody performer Jarec Wentworth (aka Teofil Brank), he was getting released from prison early to spend the final portion of his sentence at a halfway home.
To briefly recap (before we get back to the Thor hammer), in 2015, Brank was found guilty of extorting gay Republican millionaire Donald Burns.
Burns admitted to paying Brank for sex “at least four times” and giving him $1500 to $2500 “referral fees” anytime the then-25-year-old adult film star introduced him to new male paramours.
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After the relationship soured, however, Brank threatened to publish explicit photos of Burns if the millionaire didn’t fork over $1.5 million, a $180,000 Audi8 sports car, a motorcycle, and buy him a lavish condo in L.A.
Brank was arrested in an FBI sting operation.
Brank has long maintained his innocence, and guilty or not, he’s nearing the end of his sentence and will walk free on April 3.
Adult blog SUGP recently spoke with Brank via phone and confirmed two things — this Twitter account is, indeed, Brank’s (it’s being run by a friend until Brank regains internet access), and this Amazon wishlist also belongs to Brank.
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According to Brank’s Twitter feed, he’s planning on making a return to gay adult films as soon as he’s free, but even assuming that plan is successful, getting back on one’s feet after incarceration is no small task. It makes sense, then, that Brank would set up a shopping list of necessities in the hopes his remaining fans and supporters might pitch in.
“Anything that anyone can help with would be appreciated so much, and I would be so grateful. Thank you,” he told SUGP.
But along with utilitarian items like socks, razors, and cash gift cards are some less necessary items. As in… much less.
Enter $200 Thor hammer:
And there are more oddities in the list.
These figurines:
And this “drinking horn”:
Three scooters:
And five bicycles:
And also some Viking jewelry and ‘rune stones’:
Hey, a girl can dream.
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RandomGuy
He shouldn’t have stopped with Burns he should have outed every closeted Republican who has ever hired him or has hired other escorts he knew.
winemaker
What guts this douche bag’s got. And a go fund me page yet. Anybody contributing to this BS should take that money and have their head examined. If this guy got all the swag, he’s got enough to pay his expenses, period, if not tough SHIT! Must be a liberal, their mantra: I’m not responsible for paying for my F***K ups, someone else is.. Wow is this dude in for a rude awakening. BTW: lesson here, never ever allow anyone to film you having sex, period. ‘Nuff said.
Catholicslutbox
He’s probably still attractive and has several fans. I’m sure he’ll start an OF page weeks, if not days, after his release.
It’ll only include hetero or solo content. No thanks.
DarkZephyr
And he certainly did.
scotshot
Another 30 year old hustler ex-con with exceedingly bad taste who wants a scooter. Wonderful.
controversial2019
Seems like he might have converted to Odinism (it’s a real religion) whilst in there and those items are pretty symbolic towards his new found beliefs.
SELA Rising
I was thinking like he might have linked up with the aryan brother hood whilst in prison. They have a huge hard on for norse mythology.
woodroad34
That’s a pretty good assumption. I also think he’ll have some jailbird fetishists who will help him.
Virpilosus
In total agreement with you, controversial 2019. I worked in a CA State prison for three years, and there was a very dedicated following of Old Norse Gods and religions; only white guys of course!
Jaroslaw
It struck me strange at the time and still does that the FBI would get involved in this sort of thing. Yes Brank shouldn’t have tried to extort him – but I can think of lots more serious crimes if the FBI has time on its hands. I wish Brank well and I hope he learned something.
Godabed
Isn’t feeling like he’s entitled to sh!t he clearly couldn’t afford, and a lifestyle that isn’t his the reason he was in jail in the first place. You’re an Ex-con, get a job contribute to society stop being an A$$hole.
Sister Bertha Bedderthanyu
This guy is what he is, poor white trash who used his genitals and butt hole to get him where he is, ex-con territory. The only thing left for him to do now is go back to prison for life after he kills some fool who could separate fantasy from reality (that the guy is a psychopath with a neon sign in the middle of his forehead blaring “only a fool need apply”). Remember that Sketchy Sex model (David Meza) who met a fool, killed him and thought he, his girlfriend and child would be set for life? He ended up getting sent up for life instead and I’m sure his girlfriend has since moved on. Sadly neither side ever learns from the other in these cases. Of course Queerty has no complicity in his doings. They just print his wish list so whom are they harming or where is their guilt in any of this or what surely whats to come in a few months from now?
CurtisIsTheOne
Why are Y’All throwing SO much shade? One needs a lot of swank to get in to Valhalla. For Odin and AllFather’s sake, show a little compassion /|\
Josh447
Looking at that list it seems weird and just plain (he got fkt) silly.
Miles
If he goes back to porn he should capital ize on his incarceration by doing prison porn videos. As porn performers go I actually thought he was a fairly good porn actor who connected with his scene partners. He was sexy and had a little bit of levity to him and seemed to be enjoying the sex he was having.
M1ke
6 year sentence, getting out in 70 weeks. This guy doesn’t deserve free anything from anybody…he needs to be an adult, get a job, and recover his life. He made a living as a porn star and will have no problem breaking back into it, or going solo via many sites. His dick got him into this, let his dick get him out of it. He doesn’t need handouts…he needs to continue to learn his lesson and be glad that he got out of prison 5 years early. He’s stupid for setting up an amazon wishlist because this just proves he’s just an entitled and lazy. Dude, you got out of prison 5 YEARS AHEAD OF TIME. Grow a set, get a shitty job, get your life together…soon enough you porn offers will be coming back to you and you will be back where you were.
Ryan99
A norse fascination could be innocent. It is cool.
But norse stuff has also been twisted by white nationalists. Given his stint in prison, I wonder.
gary69mike
I don’t care, I’d still like to spend a week alone with him on a private beach in the Caribbean.