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FLOTUS in distress: Miserable Melania just wants to “read and be alone”

Another day, another story about Donald Trump cheating on his wife, who spends each passing day feeling more miserable and alone.

A damning new report published by The New Yorker claims Donald Trump had an ongoing affair with former Playboy model Karen McDougal.

Related: Miserable Melania on being First Lady: “It’s not my thing.”

The alleged tryst happened around the same time he was allegedly hooking up with porn star Stormy Daniels, in 2006, shortly after Melania had given birth to Barron.


According to the report, Trump told McDougal that he and Melania didn’t spent much time together and that she kept a separate bedroom in Trump Tower because “she liked her space to read or be alone.”

Related: New book paints grim picture of Miserable Melania and the lengths she goes to avoid her husband

This certainly computes with everything we’ve observed about the First Lady–from her refusal to move into the White House for the six months of Trump’s presidency, to her saying she wished she could spend the holidays alone “on a deserted island,” to those frigid Christmas photos she took.

It also corroborates what Michael Wolff said in his book Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House. According to Wolff, throughout their marriage, Donald and Melania “spent relatively little time together.”

“They could go days at a time without contact,” Wolff wrote, “even when they were both in Trump Tower.”

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Marist poll published, ironically, on Valentine’s Day, found that 34% of Americans think it’s time for Melania to leave her trash husband. An additional 23% say they genuinely don’t know what FLOTUS should do, but they wish her the best.

Related: Melania celebrates anniversary of husband’s inauguration by tweeting pic of herself with another man

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