Gay Dumps Oscar

We’re absolutely astonished! Journo Brent Hartinger, who may be one of the biggest gays we know, says he’s disinterested in the Oscars: “I suppose I could watch the Oscars for the dresses on the red carpet and all that stuff, but that part of the hype has never really appealed to me (see?! I’m not just a total gay stereotype!).” Obviously poor Brent’s suffering some sort of mental breakdown. Someone get him a vagina and scare him not straight! [AfterElton]