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If you aren’t already obsessed with the US bobsled team, we have a question: What the hell is your problem?

Time to set things right. Close out of your social media accounts, go offline on Scruff and Grindr and Jack’d and Hornet, and really commit to getting your affairs in order — by scrolling through dozens and dozens of photos of muscular athletes.

Related: The 12 Hottest Winter Olympians Stripped Out Of Their Snowy Gear

They’re prepping for the PyeongChang Winter Olympics 2018, which is timely enough, so you don’t have to feel like you’re some sort of complete and utter ogling creep. You’re not. You’re a great person.

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Luis Moreira (Somerville, Massachusetts)

If by bathing suit you mean @staythecourse_ ranger panties, then yes. #redwhiteandlou #staythecourse . . . #setgoals #smashthem #eatfaces #roadtopyeongchang #nutrexba #betterbodies #speed #power #doyouevenpush #getsome #combat #veteran #vet #military #militarymuscle #army #paratrooper #eightydueceontheloose #airborne #standuphookup #bobsleigh #teamusa #olympicsport #instagood #instagramers #instapic #ruleyourself

A post shared by Lou Moreira (@loumoreira) on Jul 16, 2017 at 5:29pm PDT

????? . . . . #redwhiteandlou #staythecourse #setgoals #smashthem #eatfaces #roadtopyeongchang #nutrexba #betterbodies #speed #power #doyouevenpush #getsome #combat #veteran #vet #military #militarymuscle #army #paratrooper #eightydueceontheloose #airborne #standuphookup #bobsleigh #teamusa #olympicsport #instagood #instagramers #instapic #ruleyourself

A post shared by Lou Moreira (@loumoreira) on Nov 10, 2017 at 4:59pm PST

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A post shared by Lou Moreira (@loumoreira) on Nov 20, 2017 at 12:44pm PST

I was sitting on the couch tonight with no training scheduled for today and a lot on my mind. What did I resort to, the weight room. The best therapy known to mankind, IMO. I left the house with no plan, just showed up to @destinationdallastexas and started my dynamic warmup…mind you it’s a bodybuilders, powerlifting gym, so that gets people looking ?but it’s my home gym and I feel completely comfortable there running around like a damn ??. After that I just decided to get a sick pump ?like an absolute savage @1manthrillride baybee Time to get some food, get some rest and tackle tomorrow. #redwhiteandlou #staythecourse . . . #setgoals #smashthem #eatfaces #nutrexba #betterbodies #speed #power #doyouevenpush #getsome #combat #veteran #vet #military #militarymuscle #army #paratrooper #eightydueceontheloose #airborne #standuphookup #bobsleigh #teamusa #olympicsport #instagood #instagramers #instapic #ruleyourself

A post shared by Lou Moreira (@loumoreira) on Dec 20, 2017 at 6:50pm PST

Evan Weinstock (Las Vegas, Nevada)

Headshot for the 2016-17 Bobsled Season ???? #teamusa #bobsled #lovewhatyoudo ?: @mollychoma

A post shared by Evan Weinstock (@evanweinstock) on Nov 9, 2016 at 3:43pm PST

Merry Christmas!

A post shared by Evan Weinstock (@evanweinstock) on Dec 24, 2012 at 8:00pm PST

First runs of the season start tomorrow.. Let's go slide. ???? * * * ?: @eoshaw @gettysport #teamusa #bobsled #bobsleigh #sliding2pc18 #winterishere #wintersport #athlete #dirte #ff #otss #lovewhatyoudo #vegasstrong

A post shared by Evan Weinstock (@evanweinstock) on Oct 3, 2017 at 8:41am PDT

Nate Weber (Pueblo West, Colorado)

Throwback Wednesday (you think I care?). When it's chest day in Afghanistan and the bathrooms have great selfie lighting. Gotta capture that pump. #basicwhitegirl . . . . . #roadtopyeongchang #winterolympics #olympic #hopeful #teamusa #teamamerica #sof #soflete #dieliving #specialforces #greenberet #meninuniform #militarymen #militarymuscle #chestworkout #chestday #pumpedup #shirtlessguys #beardedguys #grizzly #longhaired #dontcare #sobasic #basicbitch #deployment #gainzzz #curlsforthegirls #trisfortheguys #aaf

A post shared by Nate Weber (@nateweberactual) on Jan 10, 2018 at 7:12am PST

Heading into the training week with some serious intensity. We have more testing on Sunday. 30m sprint and cleans. Gotta make the training week count. . . . . @usabs @teamusa #roadtopyeongchang #teamusa #teamamerica #usabobsled #USA #teamwork #commitment #integrity #bobsleigh #bobsled #track #sprints #winter2018 #winteriscoming #winterolympics #Olympics #hopeful #Olympiclifting #tacticalathlete #militarymuscle #usarmy #sof #soflete #savage #grinding #flex #grind #oafnation #motivationmondays #nofilter

A post shared by Nate Weber (@nateweberactual) on Sep 25, 2017 at 9:02am PDT

Bringing some #merica with me to Germany for the second half of the season. First stop is Altenberg. . . . . #roadtopyeongchang #pyeongchang2018 #olympic #hopeful #teamusa #teamamerica #aaf #redwhiteandboom #oaf #oafnation #goon #raybans #boysofsummer #meninuniform #militarymuscle #tacticalathlete #sof #soflete #dieliving #specialforces #greenberet #shirtlessguys #menofinstagram #usarmy #beer30 #saftb #sendit #winter2018 #nofilter

A post shared by Nate Weber (@nateweberactual) on Dec 30, 2017 at 9:40am PST

Carlo Valdes (Newport, California)

Let's start the year off right @angels. This is our year!!! #openingday #capson #angels #hype

A post shared by Carlo Valdes (@carlovaldes_usa) on Apr 3, 2017 at 3:53pm PDT

Happy to announce that I am part of the @theragun team now. Thank you so much for letting me represent and operate this product as it is, in my opinion, the best recovery device out there. Looking forward to using this as much as I can. . . . #theragun #athlete #recovery #risetorecover #elitegunner #itlookslikeajackhammer #handleit

A post shared by Carlo Valdes (@carlovaldes_usa) on Jun 13, 2017 at 2:46pm PDT

#Tbt Winterberg 2-man race last year with @bobsledr. 22nd off the hill to 4th place at the end. It was a good day, and we were fired up. It's great to be on the right side of 1/100th of a second. . . . #usabobsled #bobsled #bobsleigh #usabs #teamusa #virusintl #mirin #hype #geekeup #firedup #doyouevenpush #push #worldcup @usabs @teamusa @virusintl

A post shared by Carlo Valdes (@carlovaldes_usa) on Jan 12, 2017 at 7:47am PST

Nic Taylor (Colorado Springs, Colorado)

Huge thanks to @altis for the support over the years! 3.47 30m in testing yesterday was a huge personal best. @fingermash @beejaysee #crush

A post shared by Nic Taylor (@nictaylorusa) on Oct 3, 2017 at 5:36am PDT

Came away from this week's testing with a nice personal best! 5.12 in the ice house. Huge thanks to @altis @fingermash @beejaysee @usabs @teamusa

A post shared by Nic Taylor (@nictaylorusa) on Sep 12, 2017 at 12:24pm PDT

The man, the myth, the legend… So proud of this guy! The fastest bobsled run EVER! But, @manchestersledgod until we play fifa, I refuse to recognize it! ?

A post shared by Nic Taylor (@nictaylorusa) on Nov 27, 2017 at 4:42pm PST

Justin Olsen (San Antonio, Texas)

Post 4-man training and we are taking full advantage of #sb17 couldn't find the @yeti 120 full of #teddybrewskis

A post shared by Justin Olsen (@justinbolsen) on Mar 12, 2017 at 10:15pm PDT

Inaugural #flexfriday My fire is burning hotter than ever, fired up for push championships on September 21 & US Team trials in late October. Extremely thankful for the opportunities I have in my life. Working hard to represent the USA, Armed Forces & each and every one of you all! #armywcap #usabs #teamusa #underarmour #stayzero #FF #dirte @remotestrengthcoach

A post shared by Justin Olsen (@justinbolsen) on Sep 9, 2016 at 4:45pm PDT

Further documentation of the #DIRTETURKDAY really enjoyed watching football, babysitting the bird and making a feast for these guys. #tryptophan #-two #teamdirte #thanksgiving #gainsNgiving

A post shared by Justin Olsen (@justinbolsen) on Nov 24, 2016 at 6:07pm PST

Steven Langton (Melrose, Massachusetts)

I have more abs than you, @johndalyusa. Also, I stole your spandex. Stay hydrated with Smokey Mountain Growlers. . . . #instagood #instafitness #nature #getoutside #fitnessmotivation #squats #olympics #sunsoutgunsout #skysoutthighsout #teamusa #roadtopyeongchang #itsforamerica

A post shared by Steve Langton (@stevenlangton) on Jul 16, 2017 at 6:08pm PDT

Take care Hoosiers. Thanks for a great weekend! #?

A post shared by Steve Langton (@stevenlangton) on May 25, 2014 at 1:35pm PDT

Opening day hog of a bronzeback in WI. #? #? @wdnr

A post shared by Steve Langton (@stevenlangton) on May 2, 2015 at 10:17am PDT

Chris Fogt (Orange Park, Florida)

Enjoying a free meal with the wifey on Veterans Day @Applebees #lovethiscountry #ThankAVet #fiestalimechicken pic.twitter.com/MK9H9ZDapG

— Christopher Fogt (@christopherfogt) November 12, 2013

My first #sochiselfie!!Thanks to everyone for the support. I couldn't be happier @USOlympic @USBSF @WolverineGreen pic.twitter.com/xuFOq84sKw

— Christopher Fogt (@christopherfogt) February 23, 2014

Codie Bascue (Whitehall, New York)

And this is @daknessmonster's chalk masterpiece of a phoenix on my chest during lifting today.

A post shared by Codie Bascue (@codiebascue13) on Sep 26, 2014 at 3:54pm PDT

Can't believe I let @meechameech do this! First time I've had short hair in 8 years!

A post shared by Codie Bascue (@codiebascue13) on Oct 8, 2013 at 12:54pm PDT

Sorry for the double post today but I had to post this. I hit a huge PR in #cleans today of 150 kg (330 lbs) so happy to be the most #powerful I've ever been going into this #season but this is only #thebeginning

A post shared by Codie Bascue (@codiebascue13) on Sep 2, 2015 at 1:27pm PDT

Hakeem Abdul-Saboor (East Orange, New Jersey)

#success is the sum of small efforts,repeated day in and day out! #shorttermgoals #greatdays #liveinthemoment #ironman #dopepic #driven #seethelight #strongwilled #abs #beyourself #fitfam #physique #smalltobig #onedayatatime #besuccesful #motivation #determined #dailymovement

A post shared by Hakeem (@has_fitness) on Nov 9, 2016 at 11:45am PST

Work as hard as you possibly can at whatever you do! #noexcuses After a random 11 hour workday still made time to get my tempo session in. #aminos had the blood pumping:-) #vascular #nofilter #fitness #bobsled #hardworkpaysoffs #fitfam #delts #motivation #dedication #physique #hungry #veins #usa #abs #progress #mevsme #betteryourself #theprocess

A post shared by Hakeem (@has_fitness) on Jun 8, 2017 at 6:50pm PDT

Those who can smile in trouble, gather strength from distress, and grow brave by #reflection will find #success * * * * * #fitfam #fitspo #physique #npc #igfit #vision #fitness #gym #cardio #nutrition #diet #healthy #fitbodies #motivation #instagood #aesthetics #exercise #strong #goals #sunsoutgunsout #motivation #hardwork #healthylifestyle #fitspiration #swole #USA #gains #bobsled

A post shared by Hakeem (@has_fitness) on Oct 18, 2017 at 11:20am PDT

Sam Michener (Portland, Oregon)

In the Colorado heat, I stay cool in my @sheathunderwear. #sheathunderwear #bobsled #teamusa #olympictrainingcenter #training #athlete #cameraadds10lbs

A post shared by Sam Michener (@sam_michener) on Aug 9, 2017 at 1:19pm PDT

"A man is but the product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes." #gandhi @sheathunderwear #sheath #bobsled #training

A post shared by Sam Michener (@sam_michener) on Jul 26, 2017 at 11:09am PDT

#tbt to 35lbs ago and 8 years when I was in my sophomore year of college running track. This is obviously before I discovered the cupcake. #college #cliffjumping #needsomeprotein #gethisguyacupcake #idaho #universityofidaho

A post shared by Sam Michener (@sam_michener) on Apr 21, 2016 at 8:45pm PDT

Nick Cunningham (Los Gatos, California)

"You may encounter many defeats, but you must not be defeated. In fact, it may be necessary to encounter the defeats, so you can know who you are, what you can rise from, how you can still come out of it." -Maya Angelou @gettyimages @gettysport @teamusa #usabobsled

A post shared by Nick Cunningham OLY (@bobsledr) on Oct 4, 2017 at 2:45pm PDT

Approved leave form in hand! #Monterey at the end of April!! If you know me, you know how happy this makes me!

A post shared by Nick Cunningham OLY (@bobsledr) on Mar 28, 2016 at 5:21pm PDT

Such an amazing feeling being able to wear two different uniforms that represent the country I love so much. @usarmywcap @usarmy @usabs #TeamUSA

A post shared by Nick Cunningham OLY (@bobsledr) on Feb 26, 2016 at 8:07am PST

Sam McGuffie (Houston, Texas)

A post shared by Sam McGuffie (@sam_mcguffie) on Feb 28, 2016 at 8:00am PST

INSPIRED by my PAST, MOTIVATED by my FUTURE. @usabs @teamusa @underarmour

A post shared by Sam McGuffie (@sam_mcguffie) on Feb 24, 2016 at 11:00am PST

Shout out to @heraclesfitness and one of my dearest friends Bobby G for my first ever fitness photoshoot. #CléAngels #cléhouston #clé #TFLers #fitnessmodel #fitnessaddict #fitspo #workout #bodybuilding #cardio #gym #train #training #photooftheday #health #healthy #instahealth #healthychoices #active #strong #motivation #instagood #determination #lifestyle #diet #getfit #cleaneating #eatclean #exercise

A post shared by Sam McGuffie (@sam_mcguffie) on Aug 14, 2015 at 5:05pm PDT