Hardball.

Floridian Governor and alleged homo Charlie Crist reportedly has a “sex tape” of him smooching his “girlfriend” in an elevator. GOP strategists hope to shop it around to prove the politico’s heterosexuality, which would help him nab John McCain’s veep spot. We won’t believe Crist is straight until we see him entering a vagina. And liking it. [Politics1 via Towleroad]