In today’s edition of “The Dumbest Thing You’ll Read All Day”, Ivanka Trump appears to be trying to smooth things over with Kimberly Guilfoyle after she accidentally-on-purpose shaded her on Instagram over the weekend.
It all started when the former first daughter posted several photos from Tiffany Trump’s wedding at Mar-a-Lago, including a group pic of herself, the bride, Melania, Eric’s wife Lara, and Tiffany’s mother Marla Maples all dressed in pastels.
Cropped out of the photo was Guilfoyle, who many have noted was dressed like a vampire bat in a black dress with puffy leg of mutton sleeves and dark eye shadow.
The savage cropping had everyone on Twitter in stitches…
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Well yeah if you dress up as a bat for a wedding, you’re getting cropped. https://t.co/I2vVOjxwWH
— Keith Edwards (@keithedwards) November 14, 2022
I know I’ve already tweeted this but it’s SO freaking funny 😂 pic.twitter.com/K5tr9I5p3D
— Romy (@emb2emj) November 14, 2022
The important thing about Ivanka Trump hilariously cropping Kimberly Guilfoyle out of the wedding photo is that she made $640 million while “working” in the White House and called Trump’s thugs “American patriots”
(That said, that crop was savage ?)
— Lindy Li (@lindyli) November 14, 2022
The moment of betrayal : pic.twitter.com/dTfwLevSTu
— Swede Duck 🦦 (@SwedeDuck) November 14, 2022
If you think it’s cold how Ivanka cropped out Kimberly from her sister’s wedding photo just wait until you hear about how she buried her mom in a golf course.
— Jen (@jenresisted) November 14, 2022
The general consensus on the internet has been that Ivanka cropped Guilfoyle out of the family photo as a slight to her future sister-in-law, who started dating Don Jr. when was still married to his first wife, Vanessa, in 2018. The couple officially got engaged on December 31, 2020, one week before Donald Trump‘s failed coup.
Related: Petty Ivanka savagely crops Kimberly Guilfoyle out of Tiffany Trump’s wedding pic and LOLOLOL
Since making international headlines with the post, Ivanka appears to be doing damage control. Yesterday, she added the unedited version of the photo to her Instagram Stories, along with three heart-eyed emojis.
Peace restored.
On her own Instagram Stories, 53-year-old Guilfoyle posted two photos from Tiffany’s wedding: one of herself and Don Jr. with the bride and groom, and the other of herself and Ivanka sitting at a table in the ballroom of Mar-a-Lago.
Related: Tiffany Trump “flipping out” as Hurricane Nicole barrels towards Mar-a-Lago ahead of wedding day
Of course, this whole thing is incredibly petty. But almost everything, when it comes to the Trumps, is petty. Including the ex-president’s latest argument in the ongoing Mar-a-Lago case.
In a public court filing unsealed yesterday, Trump argues that he didn’t steal those 100+ confidential government documents seized by the FBI from his home office back in August. Instead, he says, they were his “personal property” because, as president, he decided so.
The government, however, disagrees.
CNN reports:
The Justice Department responded by saying that Trump’s legal theory for when he can deem records from his White House as personal is wrong.
“Plaintiff may not designate records qualifying as ‘Presidential Records’ under the Presidential Record Act … as his ‘personal’ records simply by saying so,” the department said, adding that such a theory would “nullify” the purpose of the law.
… Trump has sought to categorize “several hundred” seized records as his personal records, the Justice Department said. While attacking his logic for doing so, the department also argued that even if the records are personal, they should not be withheld from the federal criminal investigation into alleged mishandling of materials from Trump’s White House found at Mar-a-Lago.
The Mar-a-Lago case will likely take weeks, months, perhaps even years to fully sort out as Trump’s camp works overtime to bog down the investigation with frivolous court filings and, soon, another presidential run.
The 76-year-old is expected to announce his 2024 bid for the White House later today. No word yet on who will be in attendance, but we’re guessing both Ivanka and Kimberly will be there. We’ll keep an eye on their Instagram Stories and keep you abreast of any new passive aggressive swipes on either woman’s part.
Related: Holy sh*t! One of Trump’s closest aides involved in the Mar-a-Lago mess was just granted immunity
abfab
The Stepford Wives Collection from Ross, Dress For Less, on sale in the whore department.
tjack47
Gurlfriend Kimberly wasn’t a maid of honor nor a bridesmaid as far as I know, so who wouldn’t crop her out?
abfab
She ate the bridal bouquet!
DennisBTR
I would have cropped her out too.
Who wears that horrible black dress to a wedding that is all about pastels? Obviously someone with no class at all.
abfab
Toxic femininity. I was going to say she looks like a Crow but I like Crows!
Dijonaise
The un-cropped image instantly made me hear the “One on these things is not like the others” song from Sesame Street! The cropped image does have better symmetry, I will grant that.
Stan H
When I look at these women it makes feel proud that I am a fag
abfab
Yes. SO TRUE!!!! It’s like a fuking freek show!
SUPREME
They’re creepy and they’re kooky. Mysterious and spooky. They’re all together ooky.
dwgandy
Yes, she deserved to be cropped out. She broke several rules for weddings.
1. Never upstage the bride!
2. Everyone was in pastels. Did she not understand the dress code or is she a bitch that wants to be the center of attention? See rule one.
3. It was a family photo. Everyone in the photo was related or married into the family. Fiancés and girlfriends are not technically family yet. Break ups do occur pre-wedding.
4. Bitch never step on my dress; I might take revenge in a manner you will not like.
5. Also, the dress was not appropriate. Everyone’s dress is floor length, except her’s. Short in the front with a tail on the back. Do not know who the designer is. but they need to retire.
Bromancer7
For people who are supposedly so wealthy they really do dress like they shop at Century 21. The only one that’s really nice is what Ivanka is wearing, but that’s because it’s a knockoff of a dress Grace Kelly wore in “To Catch A Thief”.
Trash, all of them.
Mr. Stadnick
A study in bad taste and stupidity.
dbmcvey
Is Guilfoyle wearing black to a wedding?
Tacky.
abfab
After party whore……the dominatrix. And probably lousy at it. But POS ain’t too picky.
Jimmynj
Kimberly probably wore that dress so it would be easier for her to give lap dances at the reception.