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Jaden Smith stuns in high heels, but what he’s hiding in his pocket will leave you speechless

We admit we didn’t realize Jaden Smith was quite this kooky, and now we’re officially in love. Most celeb interviews put us to sleep, but Smith’s flamboyance at the MET gala even dwarfs the myriad eccentricities of Vogue’s André Leon Talley. That’s quite the accomplishment.

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Dressed smartly in his futuristic space-vampire regalia, Smith shows off his ass-kicking high heels, and then gives Talley a quick primer on his glimmering gold teeth. (Don’t worry: There are some diamonds in there too.)

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Of keen interest: The fact that Jaden is carrying around a huge thatch of his old hair in his pocket “since I couldn’t bring my sister as a date.”

This is what celebrity culture should be like all the time.

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