This bit of news might seem unbelievable were it not coming directly from the source: Jake Gyllenhaal says he’s marrying Tom Holland.
The Spider-Man: Far From Home stars announced their upcoming matrimony on Instagram, and Gyllenhaal kept things succinct:
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“Forget the Biebers… We’re getting married,” he wrote, followed by the heart and wedding ring emojis, so you know it’s real.
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Along with the revelation, Gyllenhaal shared a photo of the two at the ACE Comic Con in Chicago this past weekend:
https://www.instagram.com/p/B3ilOAXnuMz
By the looks of things, they’re already dressing alike, too — mazel tov.
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Gyllenhaal also shared this blooper reel from their engagement party Far From Home:
https://www.instagram.com/p/B2g8G46HzgO/
Cam
The guy who hasn’t had a serious relationship with a woman, is in his late 30s or 40s and wants to gaybait?
TomG
I think this is all a joke, maybe just publicity for upcoming movie.
pscheck2
Of course he is! His fanbase firmly believes he is straight and enjoys his ‘twinking’ the noses of those who want him to come out of the ‘closet’! Example is when in Oct.2019 he announced he and Tom Holland (his Buddy) were getting married! His announcement was so broad, that most took it as tongue-in-cheek and took it as such! Through the years (since ‘Brokeback Mt.’) rumors having been circulating about his sexuality, but he adroitly fends them off with a bemused res-ponced! Just say’en.
AxelDC
While they would be the most adorable couple, I don’t believe that either of them is gay.
IanHunter
If he wasn’t joking, they would make a cute couple.
broadshoulder
Straight bullshit
Terrycloth
I would believe Tom Holland gay but not jake …
Jackrabbit
When I see Tom’s dick in Jake’s mouth, then I’ll believe this.
Doctor Benway
So y’all really have to give bitter comments to a joke?
OzJosh
Disappointing to see this kind of queer baiting from JG.
Donston
I somewhat get being a bit irked by Jake for this considering the persistent rumors. If he’s actually had closeted same-sex relationships and is overall homo-leaning then this could almost read as trolling. But taken at face value it is hardly “baiting”. It was about as obvious and basic as sarcasm can get.
Minyassa
There’s nothing malicious about this, it’s just cute. I think it’s sweet that they got to be friends through work. I have friends I’ve said I would marry for various reasons (usually their cooking), it’s not a complex social issue. It just means “this friend is awesome and I want everyone to know”.
Hillers
^this
AntBee
Thank you!! People seriously need to get a grip.
pscheck2
Oh, yeah that’s what I think it is between my c**k suc*ing Buddy and me!
Thad
Anorhwr quickie celebrity divorce in the making.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Jake! keep your flocking hands off Tom, he’s mine!!!!
rockland2u
thanks for the visual, yeaaass, even if they both are straight. the whole “i am straight, but IF i was gay, i would totally take him to pound town” idea. is kinda hot. we need more allies like that. that can hypothetically picture themselves in our shoes, and think of us as real people, just like everyone else.
Brian
He earned money pretending to be gay, and now he thinks that pretending to be gay is funny.
This is why out gay/lesbian/trans actors get so frustrated.
Brian
I loathe gaybaiting for publicity and marketing purposes. This ain’t that. It’s a joke from an actor who has never courted media coverage to up his profile. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Josh447
Zactly. It’s an adorable blush of humorous trivia that will be remembered by most with fondness and laughter.
Queerty moderation is overdone check your software
TheMarc
I hate gaybaiting. But what I hate more is reporting by gay media on a gaybaiting as if it’s “cute.” or “fun.” Gaybaiting is meant for the purpose of…gay baiting. So if gay media reports on it…that means it worked. No matter the reaction. Getting married to another man (if you’re not gay) should not be treated as a joke.
South African
Love it
GayEGO
Why not get married, relationships are what it is all about!