The election hasn’t yet been called, but things are looking pretty dire for Donald Trump. Could he still squeak out a win? It doesn’t look like it. Then again, it’s 2020, so anything is possible. We’ll have to wait and see.
Though he may have prematurely declared victory at 2:30 in the morning while millions and millions of ballots were still being counted in battleground states, it appears someone within the White House (read: Melania!) sees the writing on the wall and is getting the hell out of dodge.
Just a few hours ago, a very large moving truck pulled up in front of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and it’s got a lot of people talking.
https://twitter.com/xcxg1rl/status/1324105868456173574
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Here’s what Twitter has to say about it…
MELANIA IS FED UP!!!! SHE IS NOT EVEN GONNA WAIT ✋
— hailie (@xcxg1rl) November 4, 2020
SHE WAS READY TO LEAVE LMAOOOO
— sam (@SamueldMedinaa) November 4, 2020
Melania moving out of the White House today pic.twitter.com/TxZH6GVhNC
— (@Surioxox) November 5, 2020
Watch Trump strip the White House before he leaves like he got a foreclosure
— RuralLiberal (@HiraethResists) November 4, 2020
Melania’s Moving Out BEFORE the SHIT STORM STARTS
— Rick Bruce (@Rickshawbruce) November 4, 2020
Melania is moving out for good. she’ll file for divorce on Jan 21st.
— Super Nasty (@SynapseRut) November 5, 2020
he’s already loading valuable antiques and art into a moving truck. Or, Melania is moving out.
— susanmanners (@susanmanners) November 5, 2020
I’m taking this live shot of the White House, with a moving truck outside, as a good omen. pic.twitter.com/Uz4SuoU94N
— straightouttacontext (@happywithmeok) November 4, 2020
Moving trucks in front of the White House?
Trump is gutting the Lincoln bedroom as we speak.— Gramma In The Moon (@SassyKadiK) November 5, 2020
Looks like Melania is moving out… #BeGone https://t.co/uKuRBbvxEO
— Peg McQuinn (@McQuinn1018) November 5, 2020
Maybe the Melania doubles are all moving out?
— Kathryn Elizabeth (@Kathrynisms) November 5, 2020
The moving trucks are on the way to the White House pic.twitter.com/3Z28m19qUH
— Barbara Camp (@cbjkc5) November 5, 2020
I guess Melania really isn’t going to work her “ass off on the Christmas stuff,” and clearly doesn’t “give a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations” if she’s already moving out. It’ll be a BLUE Christmas
Melania Trump is still an evil ho. No sympathy for her at all. https://t.co/f4loQcg8pB
— Chelsea (@chelseabird09) November 5, 2020
No word from the White House on why the moving truck is there. We sure hope someone is guarding the silverware.
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Catholicslutbox
He will win. The truck contains a gold statue of himself.
Hdtex
Wrong….as usual.
phuquall
Congrats on being wrong and an idiot ?
mailliw110
I got your joke! Your sarcasm is really good!
Bengali
Are you saying you want him to win?
MISTERJETT
he’s already lost!!!!!
Phillip
(The golden pig?) 😉
cuteguy
Melania is packing her dark creepy Christmas decorations bc she wants to get out of dodge
Liquid Silver
A U-Haul followed by a U-Yank.
wikidBSTN
It’s to carry all the money the Trumps stole from the US Treasury.
Goforit
I hope the staff counts the silverware. The Trump clan will probably be melting it down to pay their bail.
Jim
I so hope that all of the people’s property in the people’s house is inventoried and there are policy in place to keep the Trump’s from pilfering them!
Cam
Well we KNOW it isn’t for Melania’s soul or conscious, since those don’t exist.
whateverokok
I take it you’ve let Melania swallow you, so you can see inside her to know that she has not soul or conscience (not conscious which means a state of awareness). That’s good info to know.
Cam
@whateverokok
Actually I saw her on TV pushing a racist birther conspiracy, or when she lied about her education, or on TV stating that she wrote the speech she plagiarized from Michelle Obama “All by herself”, or when she wore a jacket mocking children locked in cages, or when she again mocked children in cages and talked about f*cking Christmas.
mailliw110
I’m just wondering why they have to use the front door. Isn’t there a maintenance door in the back?
henare
Because she wants us all to know …
Essie
Don’t know about a “maintenance door” but the front door is used on inauguration day when the new family moves in.
AshtonC
Hate the FLOTUS all you want, at least she gave us the hit of the summer when she released Despacito.
bachy
No doubt he’s stripping the WH of its treasures, to sell them on the black market. Now that his income tax returns have been exposed and any vestige of presidential immunity is dissolving, he’ll be overwhelmed by a tsunami of lawsuits. Decades of enemies, drooling for their pound of flesh.
ShiningSex
Melania probably hasn’t had sex with him since their Demon child was conceived. Imagine putting your mouth on that ?????? Ewwwwwww.
Ivanka is brave to do so.
Essie
I know everyone is kidding about the Dumps stealing the silver, etc. but . . . there is a person(s) who keeps an inventory list of what belongs to the nation and what belongs to the occupants. Nothing can be taken out without this person(s) knowing it. Don’t know what that truck is for but it really doesn’t look good sitting there two days after an election, does it?
Mack
Maybe all the papers documenting all the shit that Donald has done over the last four years.
TrevMatt
The Clintons took gifts intended for The White House when they moved out. They later returned the items saying they thought they were gifts to them. They also paid several thousand dollars for items as well. DJT will likely do the same thing but he would never return anything or pay for anything without suing.
MISTERJETT
they may as well order more moving vans for the rest of the family moving out in January.
LMG
Just make sure he doesn’t take all the silverware and fine china. Also be careful that he doesn’t take some of the portrait paintings or the resolute desk. He can leave the gold toilet seat. It doesn’t fit him anymore anyway.
amanwithanedge
they’re stealing all the gold and artifacts out of the white house. truth
AxelDC
Good, Sally Yates can arrest them.
AxelDC
While this is pretty funny, they are probably just removing catering items from the party Tuesday night. You’d think they’d have a more subtle entrance than the front steps.
SFMike
Probably just stealing as many antiques they can for resale. They are criminals after all.
fur_hunter
MOVE THAT B ITCH!!!!! MOVE THAT B ITCH!!!!! MOVE THAT B ITCH!!!!!! AND TAKE THE A SS HOLE WITH YOU!!!!!!!!
BigJohnSF
It’s well known in Washington that Melania lives in the suburbs with her parents and Barron. So this can’t be for her stuff. Maybe Biden is dropping some stuff off early?
rj_topher
Stories like this one rightly earn you the title Queer – ity. Petty bitchy “newsless” stories that speculate and gossip about meaningless stuff that smacks of wishing ill on those you do not like. Shame on the author shame on you and shame for all of us who have an affinity for gay brothers and sisters. Try not to embarrass yourselves again in the future.
Openminded
Totally agree with you rj. It wouldn’t surprise me if there has been a similar truck in front of the WH every other day for the last 4 years or more. Someone just decided to try to make news with this one. Do we even know when this pic was taken? I’m betting the reason we see no pictures of FLOTUS’ property being loaded onto the truck is because the only picture they could take was of something totally unrelated being UNLOADED from the truck. Of course, that pic wouldn’t make news would it. If you are reporting on the truck, you know you would stick around to snap a pic of what was allegedly being loaded into the truck. Hate to sound like Trumpster here, but FAKE NEWS!
Cam
Please point out the specific part of the story that sent you into a rage.
Openminded
Not raging here