Fyodor Dostoevsky once said, “A society should be judged not by how it treats its outstanding citizens but by how it treats its criminals.” Now, Matt Gaetz appears to be taking those wise words to heart.
This week, Gaetz revealed that, should Republicans take control of the House in November, he plans to launch an investigation into jail conditions, particularly of people being held on charges related to the deadly January 6 insurrection.
“In the minority, we’re very limited in the tools we have to compel responses from the Department of Justice,” he told reporters. “If we’re in the majority, I do believe the Judiciary Committee is the appropriate place to use compulsory tools to get those responses.”
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Gaetz, along with several GOP lawmakers, including some who sit on the House Judiciary Committee, says he’s concerned that accused insurrectionists are being subjected to harsh jail conditions as they await their trials.
We’re sure his sudden worry for the wellbeing of American inmates has everything to do with compassion for his fellow man and absolutely nothing to do with that pesky ongoing federal investigation into his alleged sexual relationship with a high schooler.
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Speaking of that investigation, this week Time magazine reported that Gaetz keeps a handwritten note from ex-president Trump encouraging him to “keep fighting” on display in his office:
On the wall of the cramped congressional-office-turned-podcast studio, there’s a black-and-white poster for S.J. “Jerry” Gaetz, the congressman’s grandfather, that dubs him “North Dakota’s Most Progressive Mayor.” In a glass display case, there’s a handwritten note from President Trump, scribbled in Sharpie on an article about Gaetz defending himself against a federal sex-trafficking probe involving the transportation of a 17-year-old across state lines. “Matt, This is Great,” Trump wrote. “Keep fighting – You will WIN!”
Gaetz has repeatedly denied paying an underage girl for sex. Meanwhile, his ex-wingman, Joel Greenberg, who pleaded guilty to six federal charges last year, including child sex trafficking, has had his sentencing delayed several times so he can continue cooperating with investigators on the probe into the anti-LGBTQ lawmaker’s alleged crimes.
Now, some tweets…
Sick! I wonder if they'll let him hang it in his prison cell?
Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) has an article on how he’s defending himself against an ongoing sex trafficking investigation — autographed by Donald Trump — prominently displayed in his congressional office.@mattgaetz pic.twitter.com/mH7Qlnddp8
— Stuart (@stuhunter1) June 14, 2022
Pervert Matt Gaetz needs to finally be in prison for child sex trafficking, not still running around free being a repugnant asshole.
— Ricky Davila (@TheRickyDavila) June 9, 2022
Jail baby pic.twitter.com/ZjqjS1sbui
— Jeff Farias (@jefffarias) June 10, 2022
What the hell is the holdup in putting Captain Venmo Matt Gaetz in jail?
— BrooklynDad_Defiant!?? (@mmpadellan) June 9, 2022
Matt Gaetz is a pervert who doesn't belong in Congress. He belongs in prison! #GOPDeathCult
— carol?? (@chbrkr) June 9, 2022
Why isn’t Matt Gaetz in jail yet?
— Shuggie Bear. (@famofreeman) June 14, 2022
Why isn’t Matt Gaetz in prison for paying to have sex with minor?
— ????? ??????????? (@LePapillonBlu2) June 9, 2022
Hey Matt Gaetz @RepMattGaetz, I believe any day is a great day for you to get arrested.#FridayThoughts #FridayMorning pic.twitter.com/F3aXtGidW1
— Voice of Reason (@raggapegs) June 17, 2022
Mister P
Now that they have white supremacists in jail, people like Gaetz are worried about jail conditions. When blacks, other minorities and poor people are in jail they are happy with crappy conditions.
jt1990
You silly Libs have to tie every issue to “raycism” LOL. Matt Gaetz isn’t showing favor to anyone here, he simply hopes things will be nice and cozy for his (likely) stay in prison.
Creamsicle
Lol, hopefully that autographed letter isn’t the only thing gthat ends up hanging in Matt Gaetz’s jail cell.
CNY1983
has anyone checked to see if ginger unluckey is still suckin air???
johncp56
Loud mouth goon, That large mouth will do him good in Jail
stefanoschild
I have it on good authority that prison gangs across the country are taking dibs on whos gonna crack gaetzes asscheeks with a broom handle first! Its like a lottery, and the gang network is VERY well represented in every institution, he won’t be able to avoid whats comin, no matter where he goes! Dont drop the soap, maybelline…I mean “Matty” LMAO