Time to get acquainted with the Proud Boys, an adult “Western chauvinist” fraternity.
They’re rowdy, raunchy, avidly pro-Trump.
They live by one credo only: “the West is the best.”
They exist to “glorify the entrepreneur” and “venerate the housewife.”
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They allow gay and non-white members, just as long as they “recognize that white men are not the problem.”
Though the story didn’t make waves last week, “anti-fascist protestors” allegedly clashed with these Proud Boys while its leader — former FOX correspondent Gavin McInnes — prepared to give a speech at NYU.
How does one become a Proud Boy? As Medium reports, it’s complicated.
To give you a vague sense, watch this guy double-fist cans of beer, eat pizza off the floor, and be repeatedly punched by his peers while reciting the names of various breakfast cereals.
It’s okay to be confused at this point:
https://youtu.be/ikCku1SlX4w
This video shows the three phases of becoming a Proud Boy, and again, it involves getting hit a lot. While reciting the names of cereal.
https://youtu.be/2RWR2TyJphA
How happy were Proud Boys when Trump got elected?
This happy:
Proud Boys are strongly encouraged to abstain from masturbation, which will apparently positively transform their life.
McInnes often uses the hashtag #nowanks, claiming self-pleasuring more than once a month makes you less interested in sex.
However, if you’re within a yard of any woman, you can absolutely masturbate as often as you want — as long as she consents.
This bizarre vid from Politico shows what happens when Proud Boys get together: They get wasted, beat each other up, and read liberally and aloud from Pat Buchanan’s Death of the West.
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They also take to the streets to push around leftist activists and protestors, occasionally licking their faces.
They chant “USA! USA!” regularly, and are prone to wearing those red “Make America Great Again” hats.
Proud Boys claim to embrace concepts of “neo-masculinity,” even though they’re named after “Proud Of Your Boy,” a song from Aladdin, the decidedly not hyper-masculine Disney musical.
Keep an eye out for Proud Boys by looking for their uniform: black Fred Perry polo shirt with yellow stripes.
They may also be singing their theme song, which sounds like this:
And that’s more than enough about The Proud Boys for one lifetime.
Lvng1Tor
“I’m gonna be a Proud Boy Big Boy” uuummmnnn…OK that’s not odd at all.
SeeingAll
No different than the goofy gay 1970s “Macho..macho man! I’ve got to be…”
PretenderNX01
SeeingAll, people in the 70s knew “Macho Man” was a joke but these people think they are for real.
SeeingAll
Pretender….I’m pretty sure they know Proud Boys is a joke too…
happiness17
Seeing all-The difference between the Goofy Gay 1970s Macho Man is that they weren’t full of hatred and respected people of all colors and races. Where as it’s quite obvious that “The Proud Boys” are racist, homophobic and full of hate.
Jack Meoff
Making America great again? Ummmm OK.
ChrisK
Reminds me of the Glamour boys video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7FX6sAL0Zw
isxios
You know what’s funny is that these racist, homophobic, sexist pigs are just one nudge away from a full fledged gay sex orgy including leather getups and S&M.
Celtic
You got it! When the cameras are not rolling, it is easy to conclude they are are engaging in wild and raunchy man on man sex. Psychologists and psychotherapists could have an orgasmic field day with these under-evolved overly-sexualized queer in the closet thugs. They are fooling only themselves with their hyped up false masculinity.
Music908
The difference is that Gay dudes are having fun. These dudes, whether Gay, straight , or Bi, mean everything they’re saying. So, they are bad for America,and bad for the world.
SeeingAll
( sucker )
jason_evans
Are you jealous of the fact that Proud Boys don’t divide themselves along lines of Leftist identity politics?
Mo Bro
Are you suggesting they might have homosexual tendencies? Is that supposed to be an insult? Do you have any concept that your attempt to destroy their image involves comparing them to us?
NCSilverBear
Gag
GayEGO
My feelings exactly!
batesmotel
You wouldn’t last sixty seconds with them.
Music908
These are sick F*cks.They do not need attention; they need incarceration .
SeeingAll
And even if this WAS real and not guys pulling a farce, why would it be any silier than men dressing up as nuns and a “sexy Jesus” in San Francisco on Easter ?
davidkohl
I don’t necessarily agree with the terminology of Hilary when she called Trump supporters ‘the deplorables’. However, I understand what she meant by that. Those clowns who call themselves ‘Proud Boys’. They seem to be typical of the Trump demographic ( and of Trump himself) – under – educated, racist, sexist and very likely homophobic, despite their gay orgy type behaviour. To the person who asked why this is news on this site the answer is simple – in order to combat your enemy you need to know everything about them. Maybe deplorable was not so far wrong after all.
ktwbc
There’s such a fine line between videos like these and those sexualized “worship the straight male” gay fetish groups on tumblr.
SeeingAll
Because Queerty is so dumb they think these guys are serious, and figure they can use it to mock Trump supporters. (Note Queerty sure won’t profile any of the Asian and Indian doctors who voted for Trump in droves).
Terrycloth
It’s so stupid and dumb it’s halarious…if they are trying to be serious epic fail…laughable
SeeingAll
Quick internet search shows it’as an ongoing farce.
Kieran
Reminds me of a SNL spoof, except this is less amateurish.
SeeingAll
It sure ain’t CANDIDE. It’s meant as a sort of Jackass goof, but more satirical.
ShowMeGuy
Nothing says *I’m a real man of Western-Civilization* like listing five types of cereal.
If this is some real attempt at a movement…..it should get off the toilet an flush already.
sydboy007
Well, you can’t deny the best is west. On any objective measure western societies provide the best living conditions of the individual to achieve their potential.
How about some articles about Antifa and how dangerous this movement is towards the political stability of the USA.
ebd407
Betcha there are a shit load of cops in that mix…..u know, unmarried and hyper-masculine.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
But the West IS the best (flawed as we are). And you’re stupid and stupidly walking towards your own cultural (possibly even literal) annihilation if you think don’t uphold Western Enlightenment values. Trump and his ilk however do NOT represent these values.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
*if you don’t uphold
oregonduckbrad
One could make the argument that because his name is Hunter, he should be beaten. IJS.
batesmotel
Because anything having to do with Trump, gay news outlets are obsessed with for some reason.
batesmotel
Love it. I’ve been noticing the tougher and stronger the man, the more he is apt to be a Trump supporter. The softer and more ultra sensitive the man the more he is not. I’m going with the alpha stronger guy.
Jim Guinnessey
Proud Boys equals silly boys. Reminds me of hazing rituals. Even Trump would be embarrassed by their asshole antics and endorsement.
Jack Meoff
I wouldn’t bet on Trump being embarrassed by these antics or their endorsement. They are a bunch of straight white males so he would think they are OK.
Jack Meoff
This entire thread has been hijacked by Trump supporters creating profiles pretending to be gay men to try and influence the direction of the conversation. This article must have pinged their internet keyword searches and rallied them all into action.
SeeingAll
Jack Meoff ! Okay, I admit it now. How did you KNOW we were part of the Trump Army set on the mission to destroy Queerty ?? I’m fuming over being caught.
Neonegro
Oh well, boys will be boys.
PretenderNX01
SeeingAll, well there are other people on this thread but you were the one triggered. Maybe because Jack caught you?
Mo Bro
@JackMeoff:
Seriously—must you be so adamant in convincing the world you’re just another clueless prog who cannot fathom that anyone can think differently than himself? Even the dumbest of the dumb understands that not everyone who shares their sexual proclivities is required to share in their political beliefs. As long as you continue to deem otherwise, you will continue to be seen as a subintellectual who thinks and speaks with the wrong side of his brain. The fact that you see others on this site with differing opinions as “hijackers pretending to be gay men” only serves to showcase your bigotry and narrow-mindedness.
All of this in addition to the fact that you go by the embarrassingly childish, eye-rolling, cringe-worthy handle “Jack Meoff”.
SeeingAll
Yes, Pretender, I’m the one revealed as the main imposter here .
Binary Void
At least the Nazi’s were hot? Who knew that racial cleansing, misogyny, and homophobia is forgivable when you have an attractive appearance. I am so glad that an overwhelming majority of gay men I know (young and old) do not share your sympathies.
Binary Void
It’s a shame that Queerty is giving them a platform. This article was not informative. They’re trying to sell it as mocking the Alt-right but they sprinkled in it homoeroticism. It would be the equivalent of Maxim magazine featuring a spread of alt-right girls in bikinis, “Look at their lovely boobs! Aren’t they terrible people?” You’re not mocking them, your giving them a platform.