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PHOTOS: Felony Larsen

MORNING GOODS — With his new spread in Geil magazine, Lasse Larsen hits our radar — with a reminder that, for whatever reason, photographers always enjoy showing him just barely covering his crotch. (Photos: Pieter Henket, Karl Simone, Joseph Bleu)

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27 Comments*

  • wartagNZ

    FAIL, FAIL, FAIL. Stop teasing us with the good pics to start with and then give us crappy blurry images for the latter halve of the series…

  • Pat Duffy

    EAT SOMETHING! The pics with the burr haircut make him look like some of the historical pics of GI’s in Japanese POW camps….

  • Ricky

    This guy is hot.

    That body type is a nice combo of lean/ripped.

    Muscle without the beef, so to speak.

    TY Monday!

    I’ll agree with the posters above, the last 6-7 pics, something weird going on with the chest.

    Only a minor issue though. Yum!

  • terrwill

    Does anyone know what the new tags “LOL, cute, fail” etc. mean which have recently appeared on these threads?????

  • Klarth

    @terrwill:
    I think this is a think picked up from sites like reddit, where the users rate the stories. I don’t know if that will affect whether similar/related stories are posted at all, but it must serve soem purpose.

  • Bunny Snuggles

    Cute (in a Grey’s Anatomy kind of way — the text book, not the TV series).

    But, photo #2, holy moley stay out of the sun!!!

    …All you have to do is “connect the dots” to figure that one out.

    Still, the rest of him is spot on!

    (LOL, I couldn’t resist)

  • alan brickman

    once again your jealous…..

  • alan brickman

    a very masculine man…..

  • Will

    Holy shit No.5 his whole body is perfect.

  • mikeandrewsdantescove

    This man is complete MALE PERFECTION!

    JJ
    http://jjadams928.blogspot.com/

  • David in Houston

    @terrwill: I actually like the ratings buttons. But it would be nice to have “thumbs up” and “thumbs down” buttons instead of the inane “LOL”

  • jeffree

    Owning a model is like owning a pet hamster….if you don’t feed it once in a while and play with it 2, it will die!

    kidding…
    Yes hes hot!

  • romeo

    The guy’s definitely hot, but he needs to start wearing some sunscreen on that nordic skin. Way to young for all that sun damage.

  • chango

    The photog seems to enjoy the “sportcoat without shirt” leitmotif.

    [img]http://www.clutchtees.com/images/W/Douche-Bag-Sport-Coat-White.jpg[/img]

  • Frank

    Finally…a real man..

  • Miles

    Any ass shots? Not clicking through 25 photos.

  • jeffree

    @Miles: nope, no butt fotos! I was hoping for some 2!!!

    so can anyone explain what happens if i click on FAIL or LOL on those little boxxes? When i press them nothing seems 2 happen. thanx!

  • LUGARESGAYCBA

    nice guy!

  • mark

    Very attractive, and all the parts are great, the entire package is fine…yet not at all sexy…to me.
    different strokes I guess.

  • Disgusted American

    I always went for MEN with a tad more meat on thier bones…built but with meat…and preferably HAIRINESS!

  • Kick In The Krotch

    @Pat Duffy: I’ve got something YOU can eat, A LOAD OF SHIT!

  • Chandler in Las Vegas

    Why were his nipples/aureoles sewn back on?
    A bit freaky.

  • Rob Tisinai

    Speaking as a man who used to wish he had fewer moles back in his shirtless, circuit party, dancing-until-dawn day, I’m pleased to say that having an abundance of moles has been linked with slower aging. Google: moles telomerase aging.

  • Bunny Snuggles

    @Rob Tisinai:

    From The New York Times:

    People with many moles may be more susceptible to skin cancer, but a new study suggests that their cells may age more slowly than those of people with fewer moles.

    After adjusting for age, they found that the women with the most moles also had the longest telomeres — the equivalent of a difference of six to seven years less cell aging compared with those who had the fewest moles. The paper appears in the July issue of Cancer Epidemiology Biomarkers & Prevention.

    “I haven’t found the elixir of youth,” Dr. Bataille said. “The next step is research to find out if this has clinical implications.”

    The authors acknowledge that moles are influenced by environmental and genetic factors, and that this study does not prove that longer telomeres cause moles to endure.

    Moreover, Dr. Bataille said, this does not mean that having moles is necessarily a good thing. “As a dermatologist,” she said, “I want to emphasize that if a mole changes in size, shape, or color, you should see a doctor.”

    for complete article, click on link below)

    http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/24/health/24aging.html

    ===========================================

    Well, Rob, my dad was a pinto bean too and he lived to well into his nineties. So, I suppose you just have to connect the dots to find the fountain of youth — that and botox, of course.

    Or you can be reincarnated as a Mole Rat.

    “The Naked Mole-Rat: A New Long-Living Model for Human Aging Research”

    http://biomedgerontology.oxfordjournals.org/content/60/11/1369.abstract

  • Plazaboy

    Not an unattractive man by any mean, cute face and hot body. I wouldn’t kick him out of bed or say no if he offered.. but the moles are just a tad on the distracting side.

  • McShane

    He would need a lot of moles to distract me; I mean in a bad way. It’s strange that they have nearly no picture , that I can find of his lower legs. Are they crooked, short or something? That would distract me.
    Re; No. 20 · Disgusted American: you might like Andrew Sullivan. That is disgusting!

  • MuscleModelBlog.com

    Good physique, but he could use a litlte more muscle mass.

    And I agree that the last few pictures were very blurry.

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