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Bert & Ernie & SCOTUS, Alec Baldwin’s Homophobic Twitter Rant, Justin Theroux Bulge Alert & More!

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– The irony may be lost on the Family Research Council, but since we’ve been on our knees for America for god knows how long, it’s been found.

– America’s least calm celebrity, Alec Baldwin, displayed that iconic Irish charm when he went OFF on a British reporter, calling him a “toxic little queen” and threatening to put his Emmy-winning foot up his “fucking ass” if he was sure the reporter wouldn’t “dig it too much.”

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– So glad Joe Manganiello‘s back burning the world down to the goddamn ground on True Blood.

– In gays being awful on gaycation news:

– This team of Fire Island swag-aficionados got in trouble for openly flaunting their swagginess/douchiness.

– And this D.C. gay created the most OTT/worst Provincetown guide ever.

– This mash-up of TLC‘s “Creep” by Belanger is perfect for summer stylin’ and/or profilin’:

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– So this is what happened between Drag Race‘s Coco Montrese and Alyssa Edwards. You don’t fucks with a drag queen’s crown, hunty.

Paul Giamatti is schlubbing his way onto the next season of Downton Abbey as Shirley MacLaine‘s playboy son.

– First Lady Michelle Obama has joined Instagram and is posting much better pics than you. Oh, another selfie? The FLOTUS is visiting an African village.

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The New Yorker finally answered that age-old question on how to get to Sesame Street: it’s down the Yellow Brick Road, leading directly to Bert and Ernie’s tastefully-decorated pied-à-terre.

– In breaking bulge news, Justin Theroux is freeeeeee. Freeballin’.

Elizabeth Taylor‘s wedding dress — the first of manysold for over $185,000.

–  For anyone who has ever experienced online rejection — and that’s everyone, we’re not fooled — grab a box of Franzia and get ready to get over it with the help of the adorable Robbie Joe Banfitch: