Several seasons in, American Horror Story runs the risk of running out of suitably creepy settings for its serialized throw-some-shit-and-see-what-sticks schtick.
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So far, we’ve had haunted houses, insane asylums, covens, carnivals and hotels… At this rate, we should brace ourselves for American Horror Story: Cafeteria and American Horror Story: Petting Zoo.
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In the meantime, we’ll have to settle for this faux trailer for American Horror Story: Drag Race, which imagines what would happen if Ru’s minions were recast as assorted undead ghouls and creepos.
Scream.
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Get your share of shivers of here:
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