Right wing Christian wingnut Dave Daubenmire has raised some eyebrows with recent remarks claiming that anyone who masturbates is gay. Oh, Dave…
Daubenmire hosts a podcast called “Pass the Salt Live.” And in a webcast earlier this week, he claimed:
“Masturbation is a form of homo sex. You’re having sex with yourself. That’s homo sex, folks. It’s a male having sex with a male. That’s homo sex. If a woman masturbates, that’s a woman having sex with a woman. That is a form of lesbianism. I mean, what else would you call it?”
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We have a few ideas about why Daubenmre might be so uptight, but we’ll hold off on the obvious. Apparently, he also believes no heterosexual person has ever masturbated.
Daubenmire is not the first Christian commentator to assert this bizarre logic. Pastor Mark Driscoll made similar remarks several years ago, saying “Masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act that does not involve a woman….any man who does so without his wife in the room is bordering on homosexuality activity, particularly if he’s watching himself in a mirror and being turned on by his own male body.”
Dave Daubenmire says that "masturbation is a form of homo sex." pic.twitter.com/0Wn5rkXbYi
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) June 12, 2019
Jared MacBride
This will be news to a lot of straight guys I know.
Cam
Countdown to photos being leaked of this guy in some sex dungeon wearing diapers in a sling.
5…..4…..3…..
lather
I love it!!!
Damn all those “straight” men to hell. And, damn all those “straight” men to hell. Homo sex.
NateOcean
Back in high school, my coach told me:
“95% of men masturbate, the other 5% are liars”.
I guess we should now amend that to:
“95% of men are gay…”
Heywood Jablowme
But did your coach tell you NOT to masturbate because it would make you lose the big game? – lol
Dwik27
Yayyyyyy! We’re ALL gay!! Woooo whooooo!
Chipper
So he is coming out as a gay? sounds like it….
LetsGetLit
Seems to be a valid philosophy; it kind of goes together with the belief that no one may be 100% straight.
Joshua333
Strange coming out video but okay
girldownunder
No one, and I mean NO one, thinks about gay sex more than these *supposed* str8 weirdos.
Good grief– how is it NOT completely obvious that they’re unsure of their own sexuality and projecting their own inability to face it?
greybat
Well, I guess he would know!
nitejonboy
Closet case prolly. We’ll find him on his knees in a park in 3,2,1,
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Yet another vile pig who supposedly hates Gay sex, but spends a whole lot of time thinking about Gay sex….
Dawson
Let’s see—-Murder? Not a problem. Beating your wife or girl friend? Well boys will be boys. White Supremacy? Well we are the Master race, you know. GAYS????????—Hell no you are all sinners.
charlieeod74
Old Coach Dave Daubedinshit is at again. Somewhere there has to be a picture of him sucking dick at the airport. Everyone knows that is where good conservative Christians go to have homo sex.
russellhm
Much of the pastor’s assertion sounds like Mike Pence—in other words, ignorant. I prefer Woody Allen’s take on masturbation: “making love to someone you truly care about.”