There’s nothing the far right likes better than a good conspiracy. Or a half baked conspiracy. Or a conspiracy they just now made up but are pretty sure could be real. Their latest fixation is Hillary Clinton‘s health and The Daily Show‘s Jordan Klepper went to Donald Trump rallies in the swing states of Wisconsin and Ohio to find out more.
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Sure, “they” want you to believe she just had pneumonia, but these non-sheeples aren’t falling for it. They know there’s something bigger afoot. Like Parkinson’s, cancer, MS, or perhaps it’s AIDS.
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So how did Hillary Clinton contract AIDS? From Bill, naturally.
And how did Bill contract AIDS? From Magic Johnson, duh.
We also learn that Clinton may have a body double. Oh, and Obama is still a Muslim terrorist, and no amount of actual evidence will convince them otherwise. And did you know, he wasn’t even in the Oval Office on 9/11?! Shocking stuff. But don’t worry, they’ll keep asking the tough questions…and then answering them themselves with ridiculous conclusions based on feelings and fear. Because they are the true Americans and they will make everything great again.
Watch the video below, if you can stomach it.
Watch the full segment here.
sanfranca1
Is the US home to the absolute stupidest/gullible people on the face of the earth? It sure looks that way.
Alistair Wiseman
@sanfranca1:
Well, we did elect Barack Obama President twice. 🙂
RIGay
@sanfranca1: Ah yup. And they both breed and vote. Often at the same time.
Jonas
@sanfranca1:
The type of Trump supporters that go to his rallies are of a very certain kind that would represent the US as rather lackluster in terms of intelligence. They are only about 20% out of the whole electorate.
The shameful thing is the other 20% out of the electorate that would vote for Trump but knows the man is incapable of a coherent sentence let alone run a country.
Kangol
@sanfranca1: We allowed Bush to steal an election in 2000 and then, after he let 9/11, the anthrax attacks, and blackouts in California and in NYC happen, lied us into that disastrous Iraq War, twiddled his thumbs while his pals at Enron taking the company, etc., all happen on his watch, Americans elected him in 2004! What did we get? The inept aftermath to Hurricane Katrina, and the WORST financial collapse since the Great Depression. Heckuva job, GOP, neocons, and conservatives! Yep, there are a lot of gullible, fear-driven people out there.
ErikO
I’ve heard it was a series of strokes and Parkinson’s, or MS.
Alistair Wiseman
Queerty, your desperation is showing. 🙂
Mack
@Alistair Wiseman: Thank God for that.
Jack Meoff
@Alistair Wiseman: Best thing that ever happened to America.
Alistair Wiseman
@Jack Meoff:
“Best thing that ever happened to America.”
What is that? Hillary’s “pneumonia”? 🙂
Hussain-TheCanadian
@Alistair Wiseman: Come on, he was a better choice than Romney and Palin.
Jack Meoff
@Alistair Wiseman: Obama may not have got everything right but he made some tough changes that needed to happen, Changes that previous presidents were to afraid to make because they were more concerned about opinion polls and popularity ratings.
As for celebrating someone’s ill health what kind of person are you?
Alistair Wiseman
@Jack Meoff:
Reading comprehension, my dear boy. Do not fear it.
I wish Hillary Clinton a quick, speedy and full recovery.
jdboston617
Queerty editors… In some cases, it is better to not give lunatics the mic because press is what they want. This is one of them.
jdboston617
@Alistair Wiseman: Thank god we did. President Obama has been the only President in US history to support the LGBT community. THE ONLY ONE. He didn’t give lip service to us. He supported us all the way. You are just a troll with nothing to valid to offer on this platform. You must be a very lonely, sad person. I do hope that changes for you.
GayEGO
@Alistair Wiseman: But we are not the uneducated blue collar workers, the Trump supporters.
GayEGO
@jdboston617: Well said!
GayEGO
@Alistair Wiseman: I had pneumonia when I was 48 and recovered quickly and have been fine ever since. It seems you listen to the GOP hoopla too much.
GayEGO
@jdboston617: That is OK, we will continue to smack ’em down, like we need to do with Trumpa Dumpa! :>)
GayEGO
@Kangol: And now we have the worst Republican nominee in history!
GayEGO
@sanfranca1: Naw, only the blue collar Trump supporters!
Alistair Wiseman
@jdboston617:
“He (Obama) didn’t give lip service to us. He supported us all the way.”
No, he didn’t. He didn’t support us as a U.S. Senator, nor support gay marriage for most of his presidency. Where have you been? This has all been recent history.
DCguy
@Alistair Wiseman:
You’really comment has no point. You have never detailed your reasons for supporting Trump and have defended any anti-lgbt bigotry written about. So your motivation is as obvious as your attempt to change topics.
jdboston617
@Alistair Wiseman: See my last comment to you, nutjob. I don’t speak moron, so you’ll never understand. It’s futile to continue conversations with you. LMAO. Enjoy your meds, freak!
Alistair Wiseman
@jdboston617:
If someone points out your factual errors and your response is to laugh and engage in high school ad hominem attacks, I can’t help you.
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