Like the festering dead mouse for which it is named, Trump Tower Live is apparently pretty unbearable.
The whole point of Trump’s run for office was not, of course, for him to win — he has no interest in being President, don’t be ridiculous. It’s all been a marketing tool for his soon-to-launch “Trump TV” network, where he can squeeze money out of his sad scared supporters.
But the test-run for the network doesn’t seem to be going too well. For the last few days, they’ve been doing Facebook livestreams that are barely watchable, even if you love Trump.
For one thing, they never start on time — the show is always delayed. The hosts are a bunch of nobodies who have no on-screen charisma. The backdrop for their chatter looks like a high school study hall. And, get this, there are commercials. Yup, commercial breaks in a Facebook livestream. Oh, lord. The whole thing sounds like the most dismal broadcast in the history of motion pictures. (If you’re looking for a more engaging livestream to watch, consider Jeffery Self Live, or the queer gamer livestream next weekend that doubles as a fundraiser for charity.)
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If things were going well for the campaign, we would probably be telling a different story. But Trump’s dismal electoral performance is undermining his ability to attract talent, and so you have only the craziest weirdos working for him these days.
When this election is over, hopefully Trump will have notched another series of failures under his belt, and the family can go back to what they do best: killing animals and spreading STDs.
leobaga
Corrupt Queerty now reporting Clinton’s emails? What gives? Finally that crook will face justice, she is not above the law! we cannot have a criminal for president.
leobaga
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joeyty
@leobaga: I doubt Queerty will even acknowledge THAT news.
joeyty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njN75nJdCAk Queerty sure would never show this video, either, where a black lady is violently attacked by the anti-Trump crowd.
MediaGuy
The media (if you consider Queerty “media”) is a steaming pile. Queerty proves it with this critique. You’re a steaming pile Queerty, you and the rest of the scum media.
GayEGO
Trump is a losing mess, never mind his failing businesses. Hillary demanded the FBI to release the newly found emails to all Americans because she knows there is no classified emails that she sent to unauthorized personnel like Petraeus did when he sent classified emails to his unauthorized girlfriend. Anyone who things otherwise is a Trumpster who has been brainwashed by Trump, our worst presidential nominee in history. Paul Ryan is just trying to stop losing GOP congressional votes.
GayEGO
@leobaga: Only delusional Trumpsters who have been brainwashed by Trump do not listen or do the research. Hillary demanded the FBI to release those new emails because she knows there are no classified emails that she intentionally sent to unauthorized personnel. The FBI and DOJ did not charge Hillary in the first email hoopla because being careless is not being unlawful. The GOP including Paul Ryan is trying to stop losing votes, that is all it is.
Bauhaus
@MediaGuy:
You don’t have a problem with the things Trump says or does, just with the ‘scum media’ reporting what he says and does – FOH.
leobaga
@GayEGO: – Hillary Clinton should never even have been in the running for the presidency in the first place – Let’s face it, it’s pretty stinking obvious that both parties, the corrupt manipulative media and their masters evidently just consider the American people to be collateral damage in their game of globalization and cheap wages.
Establishment puppet politicians, corrupt manipulative media pundits, Hillary trolls and their masters can put their BS in a box, gift wrap it and even put a bow on top, but most Americans can still smell what’s inside.
If anyone really thinks that evil-unethical-disingenuous-dishonest-power-monger Hillary is ever going to do anything to help the American People, the real American economy or the security of our country, they’re sadly mistaken and delusional.
GayEGO
@leobaga: Bully, sexual predator Trump will get us into a Post WWI economy and war and pilfer our money which is worse than what Hillary will do. Trump is our worst presidential in our history. Vote for anyone but Trump!
Bauhaus
@leobaga:
Your comment isn’t surprising, considering you have no skin in the game – married to a woman, sneaking dick on the side. Whatever happens, you’ll continue to sneak dick on the sly, malign liberals, and maintain your privilege.
Thad
@leobaga: Funny. You could replace “Hillary Clinton” with “Donald Trump” in your post and it would make just as much sense.
leobaga
@Bauhaus:
“Whatever happens, you’ll continue to sneak dick on the sly.”
Touché! ??
Bauhaus
@leobaga:
I don’t begrudge sneaking dick – one can both sneak dick and be pro-gay.
Bob LaBlah
This foolishness about a Trump network still does not top the exchange between Megan Kelly and ol’ Newt earlier this week. It ended with ol’ Megan tell Newt to go jack himself off. It couldn’t have been more obvious what she was getting at. I love me some Megan and Trump aint about to hire a blonde that can think.
1EqualityUSA
As in airports and restaurants, Trump TV will contend with a fickle business venture that stands to lose his family’s fortune. He should wait a year or two before making any huge monetary decisions. Trump is cash-poor. The lease on his Washington D.C. hotel is too high and nobody will want to stay there…more drain. After the election, few will want to have much to do with Trump. It’s over.