In The White Lotus: Sicily‘s penultimate episode, things are almost unbearably tense as a few of these characters—but we don’t know which!—careen toward certain death. Thankfully, HBO’s dark satire knows how to cut the tension with a little partying and a whole lot of man. Let’s get into it…
Spoilers ahead for episode six, “Abductions.”
Tanya (Jennifer Coolidge) didn’t sleep well after accidentally walking in on Quentin (Tom Hollander) getting railed by his “naughty nephew,” Jack (Leo Woodall). She tries to caution Portia (Haley Lu Richardson) about her Essex playboy, but the two are quickly pulled apart, which is an early sign that these gays might not have the best intentions.
After a day of heavy drinking, a sloshed Jack—in some tiny underwear—reveals a little more than he should, mentioning that Quentin is strapped for cash, while implying he’d be coming into more money soon. Interesting. Notably, we don’t get confirmation whether or not the two are actually related, but Jack says his “uncle” once got him out of a very dark hole. (“What kind of hole?”) Portia starts to wonder if she shouldn’t have abandoned her hapless employer.
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Back at the palazzo, Tanya gets all dolled up for the extravagant party thrown in her honor. Quentin wastes no time in introducing her to some arm candy in the form of Niccoló (Stefano Gianino—scroll down below to see even more of him), a gorgeous Sicilian man who maybe has Mafia connections and definitely is hung like a horse. Tanya partakes in some recreational drug use, comments on Niccoló’s beautiful giant pupils, then cuts a rug with the gays and old money Italians. She’s the center of attention, and she looks completely blissed out.
By the way, one of those great Italian pop songs that plays during these sequences is “Ciao Ciao” by La Rappresentante di Lista—which was absolutely snubbed in this year’s Eurovision Song Contest!
We digress. After going a little too hard on the powder, Tanya is easily coaxed back to a bedroom by Niccoló (hard to blame her!). While he undresses, she catches a glimpse of a surprising photo: A young Quentin alongside her husband, Greg (Jon Gries)—all but confirming the popular theory that he was the “American cowboy” the gay socialite mentioned being in love with an episode back.
Suddenly pieces are clicking into place, and we were right to be suspicious of these gregarious gays! Quentin is in cahoots with Greg, working to scam Tanya out of her money, right? A pre-nup had been mentioned, so killing her wouldn’t do the trick, but some fans have wondered if they might have included an infidelity clause that could render the agreement moot. Either that, or Quentin is secretly recording Tanya’s hook-up and plans to blackmail her with it.
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Of course, you’re not here for theories, are you? You just want to know more about this Niccoló fella, right?
It’s been a sex-fueled season of The White Lotus, but, until now, the show has avoided going full hog (we don’t count that fleeting glimpse of Theo James’ prosthetic from the premiere). Well, Niccoló changes all that, sauntering into the bedroom completely nude, and honestly being very sweet to Tanya who is clearly nervous—oh, and also very much on drugs. The episode ends with a shot of him between her legs, and—if we weren’t certain there was a camera recording them for the aforementioned blackmail—it’d be a pretty beautiful moment. Like a modern-day Renaissance painting!
Niccoló is played by Italian actor Stefano Gianino, a relative newcomer with only a few credits to his name thus far. There’s a very good chance Niccoló’s not sticking around for the morning after, so that may be all we see of Gianino on The White Lotus, but the actor sure left a lasting impression.
If you want to see more of Gianino, well, there’s plenty to go around on his Instagram:
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Elsewhere in the episode, the little family reunion for Di Grasso men gets thwarted by Lucia’s (Simona Tabasco) presumed pimp and a distant relative with an artichoke. When Lucia returns to Albie (Adam DiMarco) that night, she’s seems shaken, but is anyone else wondering if she’s being coaxed to milk this “nice guy” for all the money she can?
Meanwhile, Harper (Aubrey Plaza) plays mind games with her husband, Ethan (Will Sharpe), flipping the tables so now he‘s the one left wondering if his partner has been unfaithful, and he really doesn’t handle it well. There’s been a homoerotic undercurrent to his bromance with Cam (Theo James), but now things just feel aggressive. If you’ve been holding out hope for these two dudes to hook up, well… We’re starting to think these two might wind up “pounding” each other in a different way.
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And, lastly, this one’s for the sapphics: Hotel manager Valentina (Sabrina Impacciatore) receives an unwelcome birthday surprise, when she learns the female employee she’s been pretty openly crushing on is engaged… to a man. Drinking her sorrows away at the bar, she’s spotted by Mia (Beatrice Grannò), who has already propositioned her once before for a spot at the lounge piano. When Valentina reveals she’s never even been with a woman, Mia convinces her to use her managerial power and “book” a room. It feels like a cathartic moment for Valentina, but knowing The White Lotus—the hotel and the show—it probably won’t last long.
How will this dream/nightmare Sicilian vacation end? There’s only one more week until we find out, when the finale airs on December 11! Read on for some of our favorite Twitter reactions, and share you theories in the comments section below.
Mike White directing each episode of The White Lotus pic.twitter.com/1wRZUlJLqc
— Nick ? (@n__c__l) December 5, 2022
Portia’s White Lotus outfits pic.twitter.com/JISyhjU6xp
— Eloise at The White Lotus (@S4MST33L3) December 5, 2022
the White Lotus manager staring at her front desk girly from across reception like: pic.twitter.com/5mKTzFaCX1
— Abby Butler (@abbzbutler) December 5, 2022
THE BREAKOUT STAR OF THE WHITE LOTUS SEASON 2: ANGRY ITALIAN GRANDMA W/ ARTICHOKE pic.twitter.com/XITAeasKEr
— ????? ??????? ???? (@EmmaTolkin) December 5, 2022
one thing about white lotus hotel managers they will have gay sex on the premises pic.twitter.com/elVH6nC3i1
— matt (@mattxiv) December 5, 2022
Me waiting for Niccolo after he’s done helping them scam Tanya… #TheWhiteLotus #WhiteLotus pic.twitter.com/M672ZjvXX1
— ? SCORPION SUPERSTAR ? (@51×29) December 5, 2022
i think they should make 9 thousand seasons of the white lotus and jennifer coolidge should play the same character in every one of them because how funny would it be for her to keep going to resorts where people end up getting murdered and everytime she has nothing to do with it
— h (@VILL4NEVE) November 28, 2022
Portia… sis all I’m saying is there are SIGNS. Go find Albie. ?#WhiteLotus #TheWhiteLotus pic.twitter.com/vc2PXx2pPE
— Josh Mc (@JoshMcVa) December 5, 2022
BigJohnSF
I think Quentin presents Tanya with his blackmail, and she wrings his neck – literally. I’m also worried for Ethan – Daphne was not too upset in episode 1 (the scene set at the end of the week) so Cam likely survives, but Ethan probably tries to kill him – and fails.
abfab
Full frontal at 1000 meters away. Why do people get so excited at seeing a penis on an R rated show?
abfab
How many more episodes are there? I hope it never ends.
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Diplomat
This season lacks spark compared to last season. Other than the spectacular scenery sets and a small handful of hot actors and a very mediocre script, it doesn’t zing this time around. I’ll watch it for the eye candy but that’s about it.
bachy
Are you kidding? I’m on the edge of my seat! Mainly I just don’t want ANYONE to die – I love all the characters so much! They’re all so sweet, human, misguided – and vulnerable.
brian6767
I’m actually digging this season better than last season. They had me at Aubrey Plaza!
Diplomat
Haha yes to the architecture. Bachy….There’s a delicious show on Netflix called Merli. It’s about this overly sexy cute guy who discoverers he’s bi. Probably goes totally gay in season two. It really pulls you in and tugs at the heart strings. Set in Spain the show and the sexy scenes are beautifully shot. I quite like it.
bachy
Oh yes Diplo I’m a BIG Merlí fan, too! Carlos Cuevas, who portrayed Pol, is starring in a new NETFLIX show called “Smiley,” premiering in December!
Diplomat
Hey cool. Just discovered Merli a few days ago. So great. Carlos is awesome. I’ll have to check out smiley when it kicks off. Thx!
johncp56
he is hot my type of looks and we can see dick all day, i,m going back to the rimming EP in the OG season yaaaaaaaaaa i,m still made they killed Barret
Kangol2
The one thread that has made this season interesting has been the gay-queer storylines running like a secret artery inside the show. The DiGrasso family is kind of boring; the hetero couple storyline feels a bit hackneyed, though I love Aubrey Plaza’s acting; and the lesbian subplot feels a bit underdeveloped. But Tanya’s story, with her husband and his now no longer secret past and tie to Quentin, the still hazy relationship between Quentin and Jack, etc. are making this season worth watching. Gianino is sexy; too bad there aren’t more actors like him on the show, though.
abfab
Love Valentina. Viva la FILINNI! Who wants pretty faces when you can have Valentina! Mamma mia, ti amo!