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PHOTOS: Fits Like a Glover

MORNING GOODS — Listen, we weren’t kidding about this headline for Lucas Glover. What are you supposed to do when the glove — or these painted on briefs — do fit? (Photos: Redsnapa, Alex Photopaint, F. Rizzato, S. Le, D. Brade)

By:           JD
On:           Sep 3, 2010
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  • 29 Comments
    • L.
      L.

      That’s one *severe* case of lordosis in #1.

      Sep 3, 2010 at 5:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • M.
      M.

      This guy never changes his facial expression, does he?

      Sep 3, 2010 at 6:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      He gots the strangest looking belly button I eva saw………..

      Sep 3, 2010 at 8:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hudson
      hudson

      @PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS: i think its rather cute- looks like a tortellini fell off his fork.

      Sep 3, 2010 at 9:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ryan
      Ryan

      Can we get some men of color up in these Morning Goods please? THNX!!!!

      Sep 3, 2010 at 9:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AlanInSL.UT
      AlanInSL.UT

      He looks like he has a bit of crazy behind them eyes. Its almost like he’s slightly unstable. Not sure exactly why he comes off like that, but he does to me.

      Sep 3, 2010 at 9:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vitaminE
      vitaminE

      @Ryan: Oh I know…white men are great but every single day? You’d think men of color don’t exist…or don’t model, or Queerty doesn’t think they’re as hot as men of color. I personally like ALL men ;-)

      Sep 3, 2010 at 10:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AlanInSL.UT
      AlanInSL.UT

      @vitaminE:

      I could go for some polynesian boys, indian, native american, etc… I myself like to admire all skin tones. What can I say, I love skin. :)

      Sep 3, 2010 at 11:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gary
      Gary

      Sure ive seen this guy on some of these gay dating sites……hmmmmmmm may be wrong(lol, wow a male model who turns out gay)

      Sep 3, 2010 at 12:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • suzygoo
      suzygoo

      the belly button looks like a oversized clit-you sure he is not intersexed. Interesting sex possibilities. Oh, I am such a tramp for thinking like that!

      Sep 3, 2010 at 12:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      @suzygoo: You do realize that the vast majority of us here on Queerty St. have no idea what a clit looks like nor have eva seen one……… :p

      Sep 3, 2010 at 1:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack E. Jett
      Jack E. Jett

      There is nothing sexy about Scoliosis, he should be in a back and neck brace to straighten that out. Sure it is great for a stand up fuck, or looking for lost contact lenses……..but as a bit o meat to j/o to…………total FAIL.

      Sep 3, 2010 at 1:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mikeandrewsdantescove
      mikeandrewsdantescove

      The man knows how to prop up that huge *ss of his.

      Trent Diesel –
      http://promotemusic.blogspot.com/

      Sep 3, 2010 at 1:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • swellster
      swellster

      He looks like a sociopath … I’m just sayin.

      Sep 3, 2010 at 5:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • neighborino
      neighborino

      He looks like Kirk Fogg from Legends of the Hidden Temple.

      That was a good show. Olmec, telllll us about The Legend of the Model Who Looked Like Kirk Fogg. There will be a quiz and some stairs to step down later.

      Sep 3, 2010 at 5:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • james_from_the_great_city_of_cambridge
      james_from_the_great_city_of_cambridge

      He looks like he might appear on a very special episode of Jersey Shore as The Situation’s drunk grandfather.

      Sep 3, 2010 at 6:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LJ
      LJ

      Damn, you guys all sound bitter as hell. How many of you look better? He is a good looking guy.

      Agreed, there should be a wider ethnic range.

      Sep 3, 2010 at 10:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ohwhatever
      Ohwhatever

      Nice “legs”, shame about the face.

      Sep 3, 2010 at 10:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nineinchnail
      nineinchnail

      He has gorgeous legs. Id love to see him smile though.

      Sep 3, 2010 at 11:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • James L. Greenlee
      James L. Greenlee

      His belly button looks like a logo. He should trademark it.

      Sep 4, 2010 at 3:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • pete
      pete

      He looks like he is about to go on a murderous rampage any second now…..

      Sep 5, 2010 at 4:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rudy
      rudy

      Other than #18, it’s a tertible set.

      Sep 6, 2010 at 1:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ron
      ron

      @rudy: Actually, including #18 it’s a terrible set……..

      Sep 6, 2010 at 1:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Winky
      Winky

      He’s on manhunt dot net. Or his faker is. Look up “lucasoz”

      Sep 8, 2010 at 4:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Curtis
      Curtis

      He doesn’t do it for me whatsoever. boring.

      Sep 18, 2010 at 9:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lucas
      Lucas

      Firstly I’d like to say that I did not approve any of these photos going on this site and have asked for them to be removed (which has not happened). Secondly, I am not, nor have I ever claimed to be a model so get over yourselves and stop judging me. These photos have been pulled from Facebook against my will. I don’t really care what any of you look like but I can fairly safely assume that none of you are Brad Pitt or a runway model, so get over yourselves and try to say something positive for once. I did not post these photos looking for any acclaim or recognition. Someone else has done that. If they had bothered to steal any other photos of mine, the vast majority of them are of me smiling. In response to the belly button comments; it looks the way it did because of an operation I had on my stomach which left it looking very strange. I must apologise for getting the surgery to save my life. I should have chosen the option to be a corpse with an acceptable belly button to the gay community instead. As for the comments regarding me being a psycho serial killer; that has only become true since finding my photos posted on this site against my will.

      Sep 29, 2010 at 9:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Soupy
      Soupy

      touche!

      Sep 29, 2010 at 9:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lucy Guzman
      Lucy Guzman

      Is that his belly button or his penis?

      Oct 3, 2010 at 6:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lucas
      Lucas

      Oh for God’s sake, grow up people.

      Oct 30, 2010 at 7:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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