While Mike Rogers busies himself attacking Ken Mehlman, a mysterious blogger has his or her claws out for a fight with Perez Hilton.

Given the celeb-obsessed bloggers biting comments an uncanny ability to piss people off, it's no surprise to hear that a Fuck Perez Hilton blog's stepped up to fire back.

We've never had a problem with Perez Hilton (although, a reader did recently ask us why we're always trashing him, an accusation that caught us off guard considering that we rarely utter his name), but we're inclined to say that he had this coming.

You can't make a career of being a meanie without a little backlash. What surprises us, however, is the severity of the remarks. For example, the writer had this to say about "Pig-face's" physical appearance:

I wish I could say that a little "Dr. 90210" would do him good, but there's no hope for this thing. I mean, he's even gotten nasty, pudgy little girly-hands.

Yikes. That's some cold shit. We're scared even posting this, lest we get targeted next.

• Ahhhh! Perez Hilton's penis! [Faded Youth]

• Activists accuse Chile of not protecting the homos. Gee, what a surprise… [365 Gay]

• Like so many hellish experiences, this one started in Chelsea. [The New Yorker]

• Prepare yourself for Mika: Gayville's newest pop star. [New Now Next]

• Madonna's baby daddy fears son's return. Today, at least. [Yahoo News]

• Mark Simpson wants Bond inside of him. James Bond, of course. [Out]

• Gay Australian soldier speaks out on Iraq. [The Gay Military Times]

It's well known on the Internet that gossip blogger Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira) is pulling a Single White Female on Paris Hilton, first befriending her, then idolizing her, only to try and assume her identity by wearing a wig and going down on her boyfriend. He has now gone one step further in becoming Ms. Hilton by flopping his privates all over the Internet.

Yes, Perez Hilton has an active Manhunt profile, but the intrigue doesn't stop there. He is trying to fool poor, unsuspecting Manhunt members into believing that this:

is actually this:

and that his manhood, which you can see after the jump [NSFW], is "8 inches." For someone with his finger on the pulse of "all media," we find this all shockingly out of date.

'Ate Too Much Pez' Hilton X-Posed [ELH]
PEREZ HILTON EXPOSED [Faded Youth]

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We’ve heard one too many stories about Clay Aiken and John Paulus. Enough is enough. Madonna does not even get this much coverage on blogs.

And while John Paulus makes his porn debut this week thanks to our pal Michael Lucas, Perez Hilton returns to posting the items that we love from him. Let’s not forget it was Perez who broke this story after all. We may hate on Perezzle from time to time, but when he’s good, he’s good. We just wish he would think before getting dressed.

Perez has a press release, whether fake or not, that is bound to make you laugh. Seems like there may be a group of Claymates interested in suing Aiken’s handlers for false advertising.

The whole text is after the jump.

Real or Really Effed Up [Perez Hilton]
John Paulus’ Auditon [Lucas Blog] NSFW

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Perez Hilton is at it again and Gawker is having none of it. Apparently, Hilton is getting a little too big for his blog britches and is beginning to alienate some of those who once held his site near and dear.

Now Perez’s site does have the readers. Read his comments section and draw your own conclusions about the quality of such a readership, but even though they’re many an idiot, there is a shitload of them. We gotta give the boy props for that.

So Gawker decided to call Mario out on his bullshit concerning this Playboy party. We don’t know if we agree with them 100%, but now that Perez has become the subject of his site, and not the real celebrities he once attacked, we don’t care to bother with it so much. His fashions though, they’re too offensive to not note.

Living in LA should allow him access to the world’s top stylists. So we’re at a loss that she continues to be photographed in these duds. Come on girl! You’re big time Perez: TV, radio, all your LA friends, your millions of fans. There is no excuse to wear those outfits.

You’re becoming a cartoon, the very person you once lampooned. Which, we guess, is sadly the idea.

Perez Hilton Makes Us Hate Ourselves [Gawker]

• We’re fashion queen, but Hedi Slimane’s obsession with malnourished twinks is something we find disturbing, not artful nor sexy. [Towleroad]

• Of course it’s time for more of Dan Renzi’s brother. [Dan Renzi]

• Even in 1990 Joan Rivers looked like a club kid. She fit right in. [WOW Report]

• The NY Daily News recently featured a few blogs and somehow seemed to leave out the fact that these sites (well Trent, Jared, and Perez) are Gay, Gay, Gay! [NY Daily News]

• Speaking of Perez, he found this great clip of Star Jones getting hit in the face with a football. Yup, it’s brilliant. [Perez Hilton]

Former assistant to DJ Susan Moribito (remember her?) and blogger behind Hollywood’s most hated website, Perez Hilton, has news on Clay Aiken’s supposed gay Internet hook-up. He also has the X-rated images of the former military lover boy of Clay.

Now, don’t get us wrong. We’re all about this story and we love Perez and his site. But what alarms us more than gratuitous pecker shots is that outfit Perez wore to the Golden Globes party. Girl, if you’re gonna hang with the A-list, you need to dress the part.

Perhaps Bryan Boy can style you for the Oscar parties?

A Truly Golden Evening [Perez Hilton]
Introducing: Clay's Monica Lewinsky!! [Perez Hilton]

• God does work in mysterious ways. We have prayed and prayed for the return of Sex and the City. Not gonna happen. But we will get a new Candice Bushnell story coming to television.

• The Advocate has declared today Madonna Day. The album we’ve been talking about for a month now finally drops, officially, today.

• 50 Cent is launching a book company. There is something that seems very wrong about writing that sentence.

• Shirtless college kids dry humping one another on video, obviously wasted? Could be hard to watch, or in this case, really hot. Not safe for work.

• Thanks to Perez we now have a new favorite band. DaLipstyxx are a cross-dressing, 80’s obsessed, genderfuck trio. We hope they sound as good as they look

Before there was Pink is the New Blog, Perez Hilton, or Jossip there was Andy Warhol. Most people know Mr. Warhol for his art, his films, and his wigs, but what many don’t know is that Andy was a first class gossip.

The Andy Warhol Diaries were written by Pat Hackett and pulled from phone conversations the artist had almost daily from the 1970s up until his death in 1987. When the rather large book was released posthumously in 1990, it acted as a social account of the 70s and 80s, a large bound edition chronicling the lives of Hollywood stars, New York society, and the glitterati of the art world.

The book is a fascinating read. Taking an insider view in the celebrity world, Andy dishes with the best of them, calling Liza, Liz, and Sophia Loren names. He talks smack about Jackie O and tells who was at Studio 54 and what they were doing.

In an age before celebrity rags and the Internet it seems perfect that Andy was first at this too. Those gossip mags and sites owe a lot to him. He was blogging before blogs even existed.

We are sorry to have left you girls all alone yesterday. We missed you. We really did, but our site came under attack by the religious right. They hacked into our server and took the site down in an effort to thwart the homosexual agenda. It worked for a day, but we are back. We’re like Cher. We’re not going anywhere.

You can believe that or Perez. But we’re sticking with our story.

•Queerty editor Bradford Shellhammer hosted a housewarming party on Saturday. Perez Hilton has some pictures (that completely wash Bradford out, fyi) on his site including one of Perez, Bradford, and Andy Towle. Pictures cannot get much gayer.

•Madonna's new album cover has been released, but you already knew that since every queen with a blog posted it this weekend.

•Manhattan Offender continues to tickle us in the right places, this time with a list of porn titles based on the summer blockbusters.

•After reading this article and admiring the accompanying photo gallery in the Times' style magazine we are starting to think that Joaquin Phoenix may be just as hot as River. Well, almost.

•The gay press just loves us. HX has named us Site of the Week.