This week, a man caught a fish with his penis, one of the world’s worst self-hating gays was indicted while another eyed the Supreme Court, and two frenemy drag queens brought Gay Twitter to its knees with a three-hour argument over All Stars. Here’s what went down on Instagram:
Robbie Rogers was the dad with a baby at the restaurant.
Trey Songz had “Focus” at the gym.
Chris Mears was shirtless in Central Park.
Lockhart Brownlie cooled his tits at cryotherapy.
Andy Cohen shaved his beautiful mustache.
A shame. Lady Gaga would have really loved it.
Jesús Tomillero, Spain’s only openly gay football referee, showed off his boyfriend in bed.
And so did Harry Louis.
Anderson Cooper got handsy with a little green man.
Adam Lambert posed in Jerusalem.
Taylor Lautner went periwinkle.
Jesse Tyler Ferguson and husband Justin Mikita made the gym that much gayer.
Alex Bowen, a British reality star with a very large penis, launched his calendar.
Model Jarrod Scott went boat watching in the buff.
Max Whitlock planched in Portugal.
X Factor finalist Sam Callahan pulled up his pants.
Neil Patrick Harris butched up the gym.
SNL‘s Jay Pharoah lost 40 pounds after losing his job.
Kelsey Grammer ate naked. The actor told the Daily Mail he had no other choice after being sprayed by a skunk: “I must agree my posture is quite good and remains so to this day.”
Los Angeles go-go king James Cerne moved out of his old apartment (and the great lighting).
And Simon Sherry Wood modeled fellow model Daniel Garofali’s underwear.