When SCOTUS made gay marriage the law of the land on Friday, Louisiana Senator and gubernatorial hopeful David Vitter decided to eat his sorrows by getting a giant greasy bag of artery-clogging fast food. He tweeted a picture of himself holding Chick-fil-A sandwich along with the caption: “Chick-fil-A kind of day.”
Vitter likes to think of himself as a “family values” kind of fella. There’s just one teeny tiny problem…
In 2007, he was outed for spending thousands of dollars on Washington, D.C. prostitutes. But not just that. He reportedly liked to be dressed up in adult diapers and spanked like a little baby.
Related: Prostitute Lover Sen. David Vitter Doesn’t Go to Work When Hookers Are Discussed
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After being exposed eight years ago, naughty boy Vitter released a statement saying he had committed a “serious sin” but that he had squared everything away with God, so it was fine. His wife, Wendy, told national media that she, too, had forgiven her husband for his indiscretions but vowed to castrate him if he ever did it again. Classy.
After sending out that tweet on Friday, the trolls of Twitter wasted no time reminding Mr. Vitter of his sordid past.
Scroll down for a roundup of some of Twitter’s best responses…
@DavidVitter How do you pick between a “Chick-fil-A kind of day” and a “cheat-on-your-wife-with-prostitute” kind of day? #hardchoices
— Sam Sarofeen (@SamSarofeen) June 27, 2015
@DavidVitter did you get the breasts or the thighs with your prostitute?
— Chelsc Fabrahamovic (@redhero) June 27, 2015
You always know exactly where to go when you want to uphold the sanctity of marriage, Senator @DavidVitter pic.twitter.com/hqT0f1xJ1R — day enjoyer (@samknight1) June 27, 2015
.@DavidVitter You get off on wearing adult diapers and being an adult baby. Who are you to judge my lifestyle and marriage? — Robin (@caulkthewagon) June 27, 2015
@DavidVitter marriage is between a man, a woman and his prostitutes. Right Senator? — Bill Evans (@WGBill) June 27, 2015
Thanks for reminding me they are bigots like you. “@DavidVitter: Chick-fil-A kind of day pic.twitter.com/8ggEOcHPlH” — Robert Mann (@RTMannJr) June 27, 2015
h/t: Salon
Donald Martin
Such a pig.
Xzamilio
You know, if these lunatics weren’t so vested in the bedroom antics of others, maybe their own antics would not get as blown out of proportion as they do. But then again, I always say that the ones that are usually the most anti-gay and abstinence-obsessed have either fucked their genitals clean off their bodies or can deep throat a traffic cone while singing the star spangled banner at the same time.
1EqualityUSA
He had bad air that night, for sure. Baby-diaper? Some people just need to look down on others in order to make themselves feel better about themselves. He’ll go down in scandal, the newspapers may cover it for a week and then this insignificant character will be put to rest, a vague memory. His wife will be a disappointed woman until the day she dies. She married an ass.
Lexie Newton
Gold!
Luis H. Lopez
I told you conservative homophobes are hypocrites liars and thieves !!’
Victor Barry
These are actually worth reading. Priceless. By the way, who is driving the car? His latest hooker?
GayEGO
Pardon me, but David Vitter is a looney-tunes! Good riddance!
Desert Boy
I certainly hope Vitter remembered to bring (and wear) his diapers. All that nasty, greasy food will cause him to have a bad case of the shits.
aliengod
LOL! Some of those comments were hilarious.
Sansacro
@Xzamilio: LMAO!!
Kieran
Pope Francis: “Who am I to Judge?”
Senator Vitter: “Why can’t gays be like normal people and get turned on by diapers?”
Avery Alvarez
They make it so easy, don’t they?
@Kieran: The Poop didn’t even mean those words when he said them. He has since proven that he holds LGBT in utter contempt.
Bob LaBlah
What really makes me a laugh about Bubah, his flag and his intelligence is how he never looks at who and WHAT are telling him how to think. I mean really, this place called Louisiana has done NOTHING else but produce looney tunes that rival the actual cartoon characters themselves.
I won’t go into the dictatorship of Huey Long but in recent years (such as the last thirty) we have been given such entertainment such as the 1991 governors where the Bush Administration had to prod former senator Romer to enter the race in order to take votes away from none other than David Duke, a man whose only mistake (as in the one that kept him out of office) was actually saying what the republicans thought, or said in private. A real “winner of a democrats, Edwards, won the race thanks in part to that interference from “high above”. By the way, Romer was a democrat who sided to many times with the Reagan administration that the dems told him to leave and join the republicans. And a footnote, Edwards went to prison afterward for what he did while in office. A flag should have went up when the democrats suggested during the election “just hold your nose and vote for Edwards”. I kid you not, that’s just what they said.
Thanks to the preachings of ol’ Bob Livingston and crew (the republicans) Clinton gets impeached only to remain in office while ol’ Bob got caught up in a mistress scandal that cost him his career and job as Speaker of the House, the number three position in the line of the presidency by the way.
Now along comes the colored “white” man, ol’ Bobby J. and his run for something his dark ass sure as hell won’t get and this here featured fool hoping to replace him as governor. Seriously, I could see him with a pacifier hanging out of his mouth while he wails in the floor like a baby. Don’t worry, the carpet I’m sure ran at least $200 per sq yard, do don’t feel too sorry for his back and knees. And by the way, Jindal has left the state broke and in junk bond status. But yet, he can criticize Obamacare as wasteful while having no ideas nor successes to point to showing his plan to do better.
I tell you folks, only in Louisiana will you find a place where blacks are the majority bet yet can’t get together and elect a governor, senator or congressman who in no way, shape nor form could be any worse than this poor white (or white thinking in the case of Jindal) trash. It has been more than enough time for change to come to that state and it is LONG overdue.
Joseph Pasquino
I love these hypocrites.
1EqualityUSA
Bob LaBlah, Why? Gerrymandering? What is the cause of a majority unable to harness their own voting power? Are they disenfranchised?
Bob LaBlah
@1EqualityUSA: Why must I do all the talking? You have an opinion just as equal as the reason you reach for the Charmin. Voice your opinion and say what others in your surroundings think (hint, wink, elbow nudge…)
1EqualityUSA
I don’t live there.
Giancarlo85
Chic-Fulla-Crap… chicken that could actually cause cancer if you keep eating it.
http://foodbabe.com/2011/07/09/chick-fil-a-or-chemical-fil-a/
If you eat Chick-Fil-A all the time you could become obese and then have cancer.
http://foodbabe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Chickfila.jpg – EAt this trash at your own risk!
Bob LaBlah
@1EqualityUSA: I don’t either. So there. Now hush up and go on back to your bong….
@Giancarlo85: Does Carl’s Jr. still give you guys half off after your shift is over?
Giancarlo85
@Bob LaBlah: You’re still going at it?
I don’t work at Carls Jr, you moron.
Are you braindead? Most don’t even respond to the incoherent irrelevant gibberish you wrote. You write, write and write… most of it meaningless.
Giancarlo85
Wait I get it… Bob McBlah must be one of those gay guys who loves chick-fil-a, but is in denial that his money is funding hate groups!
Bob LaBlah
@Giancarlo85: Did you go back to being a seamstress at that Korean sweat shop down on Los Angeles street?
Cam
Why wasn’t he arrested like others who break the law?
Ron King
Puke…
Ladbrook
Vitter the Shitter. Surprise surprise. Now if we can just figure out what sick scandals people are holding over Boehner, McConnell, and Roberts. They ain’t voting the right way because they suddenly like the President… Nope, they’re just trying to avoid a fate worse that Denny Hastert’s. LOL.
NoCagada
@Bob LaBlah: So, besides hating yourself, you hate Koreans?
NoCagada
VITTER: The married republican “family-values” belching adulterer who pays hookers and all he wanted was to be PAMPERED
Saint Law
@Bob LaBlah: “Did you herpy derp jibber jabber argle bargle?”
Bob LaBlah
@Saint Law: AHHH! Theres my favorite, frustrated little princess. I knew you would slither out of your bed in your mothers house over to your computer sooner or later and find me. And to think it was you who SWORE no one paid attention to anything I said. Thank you so much for proving YOUR own hypocrisy.