Hollywood’s pre-eminent “good ‘ole Christian boy” Chris Pratt is—oh, what’s that? He says he’s “not a religious person?” Hmmm. Okay then, let’s start over…
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Hollywood’s pre-eminent “good ‘ole non-religious boy” Chris Pratt is starring in a new, Tom Clancy-ish action series called The Terminal List that premiered on Amazon Prime Video last week. If this is the first you’re hearing of it, you’re forgiven, because clearly this conspiracy-heavy military thriller hasn’t really been marketed to our demographic.
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Regardless of your feelings about Pratt, it’s surprising that a new series featuring one of our modern-day A-Listers (he’s a Guardian Of The Galaxy and a raptor-wrangler, after all) could drop with barely detectable buzz, especially when you consider The Terminal List stars other names like Friday Night Lights ‘ Taylor Kitsch and Hustlers‘ Constance Wu.
Notably, the series—adapted from a novel by former Navy SEAL sniper Jack Carr—has been trashed by critics. Amidst the hubbub of “the people’s Chris,” a number of reviews dropped that ranged from bored indifference to scorching hot, cast-iron pans. Just to show you what we’re talking about, here’s a few of the juiciest:
The Hollywood Reporter had a little fun with the summer season, comparing The Terminal List to a burger patty that’s “been left on the grill for so long that the result is dry and tasteless.” OOF! “It’s the entertainment equivalent of a charred hockey puck, with the same limited range of flavor and aesthetics.” Ouch!
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Right in its headline, Variety notes Pratt is “charisma-free” in this “military vanity project.” The critic sums the series up as “a dour, miserable sit, one that would be tough to take as a two-hour film, and has been inexplicably ‘roided up to eight hours.”
And then there’s The Daily Beast, which didn’t hold back, dubbing The Terminal List an “unhinged right-wing revenge fantasy.” The writer calls out its “red-state” pandering with “routine references to beer, guns, country music, and hunting.”
Naturally, it’s call-outs like these that have right-wingers eager to champion Pratt and the series. It’s not “for” the “media elite”—who they always like to paint as wealthy, out-of-touch, liberal-agenda pushers. It’s for “real Americans.” Carr, the author of the source novel, even said it himself:
We did not make THE TERMINAL LIST for film critics.
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We made it for those in the arena.
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Enjoy the ride!
•#TheTerminalList pic.twitter.com/c9CEPQfnIX— Jack Carr (@JackCarrUSA) July 8, 2022
In the arena? Oh, please.
Anyway, if those reviews didn’t turn you off to The Terminal List, then how about this: It’s been endorsed by bleach-blonde troll and noted anti-LGBTQ hypocrite, Tomi Lahren. She says the series is “crushing all the woke bullsh*t,” ominously noting “the silent majority is watching.”
Congrats to @JackCarrUSA for crushing all the woke bullshit on streaming services with The Terminal List! The silent majority is watching ?? https://t.co/b033mBmGKr
— Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) July 8, 2022
And that’s just the thing: Like Lahren’s praise, the few positive reactions to The Terminal List that you can find online don’t have all that much to say, except to call it “bad*ss” and hail it for being “non-woke.” The prevailing right-wing talking point here is that “critics hate the series, so, therefore, it must be good.”
Here are just a few other examples of the backwards logic:
America LOVES The Terminal List and Hollywood elitists HATE it because it's badass and pro-America.
That's how you know it's a great show! Check it out! pic.twitter.com/ECgUXSHHar
— David Hookstead (@dhookstead) July 2, 2022
Not a huge Jack Carr fan, but ‘The Terminal List’ is pretty good.
The way I KNOW it’s good – is seeing the leftists completely lose their sh*t over it! That’s a hallmark of quality right there. ?— Old Street Doc (@Foshee13144) July 4, 2022
I really appreciate how hard certain sites are trying to sell me on The Terminal List. pic.twitter.com/H5pLvsxQAg
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) July 8, 2022
The Terminal List with Chris Pratt is AWESOME.
Nonstop action, suspense and mystery. Great to see another non-woke show that is simply a ton of fun.
Plus, author @JackCarrUSA makes a GREAT cameo. Check it out on Amazon!
— David Hookstead (@dhookstead) July 1, 2022
Anyway, we’d like to go back in time an hour or so—back when we didn’t even know this show existed.
inbama
He was fine as a prince in “Into the Woods” – oh, wait, that’s the other one.
bachy
Still not convinced it’s a good idea to be villainizing someone as harmless and likeable as Chris Pratt. OK, fine so he’s “followed” a Christian church on IG or whatever. Lots of people are searching for meaning and maybe he is a bit clueless but that doesn’t merit the Twitter and Gay Media holocaust raining down on his poor clueless head.
His StarLord character in the Guardians of the Galaxy series is the only superhero I can stomach– because it takes the piss out of the grimly over-serious genre. Sure they’ve been marketing the hell out of Chris with multiple films and series that seem poorly thought through, and that is for sure a major turn-off.
But if he actually is Republican, someone like him gives me hope for the future of the GOP. FFS, it’s not like he’s Tucker Carlson. He also has a learning disabled son. I mean, if we have to make an example of someone as a racist/misogynist/homophobic monster, is Chris Pratt really the best choice?
Lotta wigs on fire around here.
Toofie
It’s a bit much. How many Catholic performers are there? Why aren’t they getting trashed? Tom Cruise has the biggest movie of the year and his church is more homophobic. This Pratt fixation is just weird.
Cam
Remember when I said if you’re going to troll to defend bigots and then switch screenames to support your own post, you should probably wait more than a minute to come in with the second post?
As always, your troll game is sad and weak.
frapachino
Insecure and vicious people need an enemy to attack in order to feel better about themselves.
LumpyPillows
I like Chris Pratt. He’s never said or done anything for me to not.
chris_clb614
Right wingers turn out to be a bit hypocritical when their punching bag Rotten Tomatoes has a higher audience rating over the critics rating. They willingly overlook that the critics score is only a collection of which critics like a movie or TV. And they’re not all from Hollywood!
MystiRivers
Meanwhile the latest Jurassic Park movie did gang busters.
Cam
Wow, the right wing troll REALLY is obsessed with defending Pratt. Sounds like they know the series tanked.
Canadiancub
@Cam for the love of God please shut the f*CK up for once. Not every comment that you don’t like needs a ” WOW CONSERVATIVE TROLL, try changing your screen name durp durp old and tired”
Bonerboy
@Canadiancub I applaud and love Cam for all he does, reminding us that awful right wing bots, Russians, trolls do this to support their own theories. As if we believe that there are that many assholes on this site. He’s fighting fascism in his own way and I am happy he does!
Diplomat
CAM
WELL IF IT ISN’T MOMMIES LITTLE BITCH. GET LOST TROLL.
LumpyPillows
Yes, there was a time when I found some intelligence in some of cam’s posts. Now he’s just a troll bot claiming anyone who disagrees with him is the same person, his arch nemesis, with nothing better to do than post under multiple accounts. Delusional paranoid.
Cam
Pratt is a member of a bigoted anti-LGBTQ church and his brother is a member of the white supremacist 3 percenter group.
So no, not going to get any dollars or views from me.
Davy
Can we just get u to STFU then? Do u live in Hollywood? Are u a reporter? Are u a celebrity? Then wtf do u really know? Kindly STFU now. Your ignorant attempts to b relevant are sad and pitiful. Cover up! Your bias is showing. Lol
Bonerboy
@Davy Well, yes. He’s biased against evil. I mean not big Hitler evil. Just petty, nasty, weak evil.
ChrisGMN
Weird. I’m a liberal gay man who likes The Terminal List. I’ve been binge watching it all night.
JT in Texas
It’s not a completely terrible show. If you like that kind of book and movie you’ll enjoy it and I wouldn’t say it’s only right-wingers who enjoy it. I’m an unrepentant liberal and I enjoy a mindless action flick as much as anyone. I would say Pratt is badly miscast in the lead role. He just can’t sell it. Chris Evans could have sold it, but not Pratt. The series is also too long. It could have been just as good with half as many episodes.
RickHeathen
I’m really sick of hearing people complain about “Woke Culture” especially when this snooze fest must represent its opposite. So, this must be an example of “Lull Culture”, I suppose.
Kangol2
More like “Volk culture” or “Reich culture”!
ciasteczek
What is your problem with Chris Pratt??
Oh wait.. i know. He is white, straight, christian and stereotypically good looking. I guess thats enough.
Bosch
Yeah everyone knows that gays hate good-looking men. (?)
ciasteczek
@Bosch #jealousy
Bosch
Of… of what?
RickHeathen
As a former military member, even the advertisements for it show out of regulation haircuts while in uniform. That’s a really annoying no no.
CNY1983
very smart marketing: glorify a show that blows everyone away with an AK 15, thats just what we need.
checklist:
AK’s check!
american flags check!
christians check!
homophobes check!
everything you need to keep a future insurrectionist glued to the tube.
bachy
I am with you on that detail! Cannot believe the percentage of film and tv in which the themes are gun slaughter, government conspiracy, murder, serial killers or apocalypse. Really? And we wonder why the general population is half out of its freakin’ mind.
Diplomat
Yeah I’m giving it a big pass for that very reason.
Me2
I enjoyed Chris’ character on Parks and Recreation. Outside of that, I find him to be a very underwhelming actor. I don’t know what his beliefs are, but I just don’t care for him. The public is still allowed to not like a famous person for non-political reasons, right?
Brian
I wish we wouldn’t have to turn so many topics into a “this vs. that” thing. I’m especially tired of the way conservatives lob the phrases “Hollywood elite” or “media elite” or “coastal elite.”
Chris Pratt is a multimillionaire with a few concurrent franchises (Marvel, Jurassic Park, upcoming Mario). His entire career is Hollywood. **He** is a Hollywood elitist, not the people at home watching.
Tomi Lahren herself is the media elite. Not you or me. She is.
Donald Trump is a billionaire from New York City. As in, the Atlantic coast. He failed at almost every business venture he attempted… except when he was a game show host. He is one of the best examples of a coastal media elitist.
Conservatives are SO STUPID. Their brains just don’t function!
Ari
Liberal here who loved the show. Could have watched 24 episodes! It was dark, great tone…. lots of killing. Just perfect!
MystiRivers
Leftists wouldn’t say anything if Chris Pratt had dark skin.
Winsocki
It is so childish and false to bash Christians like ‘we all the same’ like generalizing queerness. Why do so many Drag Queens praise God and reference the Church. My Church is all inclusive and the Bishop sent a video stating This Christian Church supports women’s reproductive choice. I am Christian and proud and total opposite of an Evangelical Fundamentalist. Compare a Southern Baptist to a Unitarian, get the point.
Bromancer7
Queerty has a huge boner for Pratt, don’cha?
Show me where he’s said or done anything homophobic, racist, or bigoted. I’ll wait.
John
I think it’s hypocritical to hate on Chris Pratt for being Christian, yet we demand acceptance. That’s a two way street.
afugers
I mean pratty is a decent actor. What’s the rage? This is the culture that will protect US lgbt, not muslim brotherhood-simping wokes who just use lgbt as a vehicle to grift. Good show and not hostile or even insinuating anti-gay sentiment.
Maybe watch some videos of how they treat gays in gaza, iran, russia, etc and see how good it is here.
LumpyPillows
I’ll actually watch it and decide for myself.
digger
This is just poor journalism, a bunch of quotes and literally no self written text? Headline makes it even worse, some clickbait beeswax. I just wanted to get some information before I start a new series and this site is like the third google result…why? I need Information about plot character development and scenery. This article talks about stuff that isnt relevant at all if a film or series is good. Who cares what an actor does belive in or if a cast represents enough diversity if the story is good? Well atleast give your own opinion and dont copy paste a bunch of other stuff together to make an article!