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Dan Osborne’s Bulge Attends Premiere Event With Dan Osborne

British reality hunk Dan Osborne attended the premiere of The Expendables 3 in London Monday night, where he decided to walk the red carpet with a massive and obvious bulge, an entity large enough to qualify as his +1.

The photos below were shared on Twitter by an Irish fan last night, and then dutifully reported by our friends at Attitude. Next month, Dan will join them as the magazine’s new official fitness guru.

We’ve covered Dan’s hot body extensively, naming him the hottest man to ever pose in Attitude and religiously posting his at-home bathtub selfies. If your insides are still screaming for more, the Daily Mail has some incredibly sexy shots of him emerging from the ocean this week.

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18 Comments

  • Xzamilio

    God, the thirst.

  • sanfranca1

    It’s not all that big… He is definitely hot, though.

  • Alan down in Florida

    @sanfranca1: I’m sure it grows appropriately. My question is what kind of straight man has a Michael Jackson tattoo? Does not compute, does not compute…

  • luvit00

    @Alan down in Florida Maybe a straight man who really likes Michael Jackson.

  • vive

    Is the Tom Jones look making a comeback? Nice to see, but mortified for his sake.

  • Lauchlan

    Meeeh , it’s just the way European pants are cut.Every male looks as if they’ve got a semi hardon in slimline trousers

  • StucknTx

    That’s not a bulge; that’s a camel toe!

  • cflekken

    What a f*cking douchebag. I hate him. But I want him now……

  • Evji108

    The funny thing is it looks like his balls are all twisted in a knot with his dick. Maybe he got his panties in a twist while dressing.

  • Milk

    Someone need to dress him well. I’ll volunteer. I’ll place his balls and penis appropriately.

  • Dxley

    No, seriously. Wtf is this shit?

  • vive

    @cflekken, LOL.

  • Billy Budd

    It was done on purpose, of course. To attract media attention.

  • YesIDid

    Oh, Dan… those tats… WHY?????

  • mz.sam

    He’s sexy and he knows it….Ooooh yeah!!!

  • keepcalm

    I see a testicle. I got a Facebook alert for THIS?

  • Maude

    @Lauchlan:

    BELL-BOTTOMS ARE BACK!
    So says my physical therapist who looked great in his new pair yesterday.

  • silveroracle

    Hot. Let me at hm.

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