British reality hunk Dan Osborne attended the premiere of The Expendables 3 in London Monday night, where he decided to walk the red carpet with a massive and obvious bulge, an entity large enough to qualify as his +1.
The photos below were shared on Twitter by an Irish fan last night, and then dutifully reported by our friends at Attitude. Next month, Dan will join them as the magazine’s new official fitness guru.
OK Dan, I think we can see everything we need to see now… pic.twitter.com/PYu03pKkiw
— Ryan Love (@RyanJL) August 5, 2014
We’ve covered Dan’s hot body extensively, naming him the hottest man to ever pose in Attitude and religiously posting his at-home bathtub selfies. If your insides are still screaming for more, the Daily Mail has some incredibly sexy shots of him emerging from the ocean this week.
Hubba hubba. We ?? Dan Osbourne #expendablespremiere pic.twitter.com/7rdwExryK9
— Now (@celebsnow) August 4, 2014
Xzamilio
God, the thirst.
sanfranca1
It’s not all that big… He is definitely hot, though.
Alan down in Florida
@sanfranca1: I’m sure it grows appropriately. My question is what kind of straight man has a Michael Jackson tattoo? Does not compute, does not compute…
luvit00
@Alan down in Florida Maybe a straight man who really likes Michael Jackson.
vive
Is the Tom Jones look making a comeback? Nice to see, but mortified for his sake.
Lauchlan
Meeeh , it’s just the way European pants are cut.Every male looks as if they’ve got a semi hardon in slimline trousers
StucknTx
That’s not a bulge; that’s a camel toe!
cflekken
What a f*cking douchebag. I hate him. But I want him now……
Evji108
The funny thing is it looks like his balls are all twisted in a knot with his dick. Maybe he got his panties in a twist while dressing.
Milk
Someone need to dress him well. I’ll volunteer. I’ll place his balls and penis appropriately.
Dxley
No, seriously. Wtf is this shit?
vive
@cflekken, LOL.
Billy Budd
It was done on purpose, of course. To attract media attention.
YesIDid
Oh, Dan… those tats… WHY?????
mz.sam
He’s sexy and he knows it….Ooooh yeah!!!
keepcalm
I see a testicle. I got a Facebook alert for THIS?
Maude
@Lauchlan:
BELL-BOTTOMS ARE BACK!
So says my physical therapist who looked great in his new pair yesterday.
silveroracle
Hot. Let me at hm.