Dan Osborne’s Bulge Attends Premiere Event With Dan Osborne

British reality hunk Dan Osborne attended the premiere of The Expendables 3 in London Monday night, where he decided to walk the red carpet with a massive and obvious bulge, an entity large enough to qualify as his +1.

The photos below were shared on Twitter by an Irish fan last night, and then dutifully reported by our friends at Attitude. Next month, Dan will join them as the magazine’s new official fitness guru.

We’ve covered Dan’s hot body extensively, naming him the hottest man to ever pose in Attitude and religiously posting his at-home bathtub selfies. If your insides are still screaming for more, the Daily Mail has some incredibly sexy shots of him emerging from the ocean this week.