Uh-oh! It looks like Don Jr.’s crappy new app isn’t doing so well.
Jr. launched MxM (“minute by minute”) News last month in an effort to compete with Apple News and Google News. The news aggregation app curates fake news stories from a variety of propaganda sites online publishers across the narrow wide ideological spectrum.
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But evidently, MxM News is struggling to get off the ground because the ex-president’s eldest son is now leaning on his fiancee, Kimberly Guilfoyle, to help promote it. Yes, the same Kimberly Guilfoyle who did an absolutely abysmal job as Donald Trump‘s 2020 campaign fundraising chair.
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On Easter Sunday, Guilfoyle tweeted, “I get all my news from @mxmnews, created by @DonaldJTrumpJr! Download the app and stay informed.”
I get all my news from @mxmnews, created by @DonaldJTrumpJr! Download the app and stay informed: https://t.co/xVct4MACjg https://t.co/mcNyqAFs0k
— Kimberly Guilfoyle (@kimguilfoyle) April 17, 2022
Seriously? This is almost as pathetic as the time she hawked Trump branded scented candles on her Instagram Story during the 2020 holiday season.
Kim Guilfoyle, Trump campaign senior adviser, seems to have seamlessly transitioned to hawking Trump Org merchandise online. pic.twitter.com/4dtI5fquyc
— Annie Karni (@anniekarni) December 15, 2020
It certainly looks as though Jr.’s app is on a similar crash course as his father’s crappy Twitter knockoff, Truth Social, which has been a source of embarrassment for the ex-president over the past several months.
A March report by Sensor Tower revealed Truth Social suffered a 93% drop in new signups since going live in February, with downloads falling by more than 800,000. On top of that, weekly visits by people who already had the app fell to 1.9 million, from a high of 6 million when it first launched.
Per the Daily Beast:
In recent weeks, sources have heard the former president on the phone swearing gratuitously and asking things like, “What the f*ck is going on” with Truth Social.
He’s repeatedly groused about the negative press and the less-than-stellar optics of the rollout, these sources said. And he’s demanded to know why more people aren’t using it—why the app isn’t swiftly dominating the competition.
Here’s how people responded to Guilfoyle plugging Jr.’s app…
😂😂😂😂 no thanks
— Minnie Bleu (@bleu_minnie) April 17, 2022
No wonder you’re so stupid.
— Jon Fee (@FeeJon) April 17, 2022
both ya coking it up easter morning hu
— darrin (@dc12358) April 17, 2022
You shouldn’t get your news from one source—especially when it is obviously biased.
— Kentucky Guy🇺🇸 (@kentuckyguy24) April 17, 2022
The grift continues.
— SSton (@SharinStone) April 17, 2022
This site is headquartered in Moscow.
— Chocolate Giddyup (@Republicant17) April 17, 2022
Lmaooo. Good to see Easter Sunday hasn’t stopped your grifting you shameless floozy 😂🖕🏽
— Quawzilla (@quawzilla) April 17, 2022
Brain function not required.
— Craig Miller (@cmil123456) April 17, 2022
Cam
Keeping the track record of every other business the Trump family starts it seems.
Max
they’ve been so consistent, it is pathetic their followers just don’t see it.
they’re so lazy they’d willingly drown in the snake oil the Trumps offer freely in large quantities.
BennyTheHill
After the stockholders of Twitter accept Elon Musk’s very generous offer to buy Twitter for $43 billion – making the stockholders very rich – Donald Trump will restart his Twitter account with his 100 million Twitter followers, and all the other disenfranchised conservatives will also get their accounts opened up, too.
Let’s hear it for FREE SPEECH & Elon Musk!!!
🙂
white-queer-african
@BennyTheHill, your stats are as fake as your tits? You no doubt get said stats from MxM. And NO, Musk is not buying Twitter and NO the Orange turd did not have 100 million followers when he was booted from Twitter. 81 million + voted President Biden into office. That is a FACT.
BennyTheHill
white-queer-african:
You’re obsessed with me.
LOL!!!
I’m flattered that you’re giving me so much attention.
😉
BennyTheHill
white-queer-african:
By the way: Biden and the leftists stole the election in 2020.
Democrat Strategist James Carville: “The election this November will be a political bloodbath for the Democrats.”
I do love all the attention you are giving me.
😉
white-queer-african
@BennyTheHill, trust me cupcake I am not obsessed with you, so don’t flatter yourself. I sure enjoy exposing a fake fraud with fake stats. Not forgetting the fake tits you twit.
LOL. LOL. LOL.
jcool
even if elon musk buys twitter as is troll-predicted, truth social and mxm are still complete failures, isn’t that the real point here?
The real Bruce
Keep on keepin’ on Cam. Lets see how long it takes for Mar-a-Lago to sink into the Florida swampy ooze. I hope Deathsantis is staying as a guest.
Creamsicle
MxM News sounds like a rival blog to queerty, if you know what I mean.
Did nobody focus test the name? How did they not realize it reads like a gay porn blog or gay hookup platform?
Mack
You really don’t expect them to be smart too? The leader of the Party to dumb down America, it’s his son.
Den
Actually, I don’t know what you mean. Do you?
Queerty has no pretense of being a valuable source for “all your news”, nor any pretense of being impartial or inclusive in scope. Queerty is honest bout its bias and agenda, for better or worse. Not a rival at all…an opposite, if even comparible.
But the acronym, MxM definitely looks like the a good name for a gay hook up site. Don Jr. is probably too coke addled to notice, too hubris filled to bother with focus groups.
BennyTheHill
Den:
That’s not totally accurate. Queerty has as the first line in its mission statement: “Free of an agenda, except for that gay one.”
Queerty’s agenda isn’t just the “gay agenda” as it claims, it obviously has several agendas.
For instance, why does Queerty routinely denigrate libertarians and many Republicans who are pro-gay rights, such as Peter Thiel, Megan McCain and Matt Drudge?
mailliw110
WOW! Matt Drudge…now that’s a name I haven’t heard in like 10 years.
bachy
Stupid people trying to create a niche where their delusions are continually affirmed, never challenged.
Mr. Stadnick
When it says trump it says failure.
BennyTheHill
When it says Biden it means Alzheimer’s patient.
CNN: “Biden has the lowest approval rating of any elected President: 33%.”
Kangol2
Let’s challenge @BennytheLoonyTunes with some facts. These come from the reputable World Atlas (you can Google/DuckDuckGo it), not some right-wing website.
Which presidents actually had the “lowest approval ratings”?
George W. Bush – it got as low as 25%
Harry Truman – it got as low as 22%
Richard Nixon – it got as low as 25%, before finally resigned
George H W Bush – it got as low as 29%
Jimmy Carter it got as low as 28%
I assume had someone polled Herbert Hoover, who presided over the Great Depression, his approval rate would have been as low or lower than all of these.
CNY1983
it must not feel so great to know that no matter what you try to do, you always end up looking like the little douchebag you truly are. even paying plastic-woman kim guilyfoyle to be his beard didn’t fool anyone into thinking he was playing with anything but a 2-inch mushroom – like his old man.
storm45701
I thought you were talking about Benny The Hill at first; then realized even 2 inches was too big for him.
Kangol2
Sad!
JromeGervais09
They’re both low IQ, and DTJr is on drugs. He looks like many I’ve dealt with who were on meth. He has that thin face and neck looking wasted and wan.
CNY1983
so if “HUNTERS LAPTOP” then “DON JR – COCAINE SUPPLIER FOR THOSE REPUBLICAN ORGIES”.
johncp56
LOSERS!!!!! the best largest biggest ~~~~!!~~!!!!!! cheats
Invader7
More trash from the criminal grifters aka the Trumps. Trumps latest “rallies” post dwindling attendance numbers. Most republicans who see the writing on the wall KNOW Agolf Drumpf is a LOSER and a DANGEROUS depost.. He won’t win in 2023.Hopefully he’ll be dead,dead, dead. And the gop , per the pundits think the Dems will suffer in the midterms.. So the republithugs will have 2 years to screw things up even worse. Then the voters will ( if they’re SMART ) will vote the fascist Neo-NAZI republicans out of office and elect a MAJORITY of Dems in 2023/2024 !!
Fname Optional Lname
Apparently someone who posts here doesn’t understand that anyone can buy followers and the mighty Orange one is EXACTLY the kind of person to do so. The lemmings who support a man with such a fragile ego are in the same mindset that Hitler’s followers were in. We will all pay the price.