In what is perhaps the least surprising news of the week, Rep. Matt Gaetz has been accused of sleeping with an underage girl.
Late yesterday, the New York Times reported that the Department of Justice is currently investigating whether the antigay lawmaker “had a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old and paid for her to travel with him.”
Gaetz is reportedly part of a larger investigation into his buddy, former Florida tax collector Joel Greenberg, who is accused of underage sex trafficking and who he was photographed partying with, alongside “try-sexual” Roger Stone, way back in 2019.
Accused child sex trafficers Matt Gaetz and Joel Greenberg schmoozing with sedititionist cheerleader Roger Stone. Its funny how shitty people always seem to find each other in a crowd. pic.twitter.com/SvSaAmCkJ5
— ?? ????? ?? (@_Norah__D_) March 31, 2021
Greenberg pleaded not guilty to sex trafficking charges last year and was sent to jail earlier this month for breaking the terms of his bail. His trial is set for June.
Meanwhile, Gaetz hasn’t yet been charged with anything and is, of course, denying everything. He calls the whole thing an elaborate “extortion effort against my family for $25 million … in exchange for making this case go away.”
Last night, he went on Tucker Carlson‘s show, where he appeared heavily botoxed and incredibly unhinged, making all sorts of insane claims. So insane, in fact, that even Carlson, who is usually never one to shy away from a good conspiracy theory, had trouble believing him.
“I know that there was a demand for money in exchange for a commitment that he could make this investigation go away along with his co-conspirators,” Gaetz said. “They even claimed to have specific connections inside the Biden White House!”
Wait… what?
“Now, I don’t know if that’s true,” he continued. “They were promising that Joe Biden would pardon me. Obviously, I don’t need a pardon. I’m not seeking a pardon. I have not done anything improper or wrong.”
Gaetz, whose forehead remained frozen the entire interview, became increasingly more upset, telling Carlson that he believes this may be an artful extortion plot led by none other than Rep. Ted Lieu of California.
“You know, just tonight, Ted Lieu, a Democrat, was calling on me to be removed from the House Judiciary Committee,” he whined. “I believe we are in an era of our politics now, Tucker, where people are smeared to try to take them out of the conversation.”
Gaetz then claimed this isn’t the first time he’s felt bullied by law enforcement, pointing to an alleged incident involving Carlson himself that happened two years ago.
“You and I went to dinner about two years ago, your wife was there, and I brought a friend of mine, you will remember her,” Gaetz said.
“And she was actually threatened by the FBI, told that if she wouldn’t cop to the fact that somehow I was involved in some pay-for-play scheme that she could face trouble. And so I do believe that there are people at the Department of Justice who are trying to smear me.”
To which a deeply confused Carlson replied, “I don’t remember the woman you are speaking of or the context at all, honestly.”
After the commercial break, Carlson came back on the air to call his exchange with Gaetz “one of the weirdest interviews I have ever conducted.”
Coming from a dude who has interviewed literally every piece of human trash imaginable, that’s sayin’ something!
“That was one of the weirdest interviews I've ever conducted."pic.twitter.com/lo2BqvxHJT
— andrew kaczynski (@KFILE) March 31, 2021
Watch the full exchange below.
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
Cam
Sounds like Gaetz was putting a shot across Carlson’s bow, and Carlson responded by letting everyone at Fox know, they weren’t going to be defending Matt.
Remember, Tucker Carlson defended child marriage and a few years ago, Gaetz was posting pictures of himself and a bunch of high school girls on Twitter talking about getting the “Good Table”.
Media was too busy normalizing Trump supporter’s behavior to report on Gaetz’s really long term problematic behavior when it comes to underaged kids.
MiguelInVanCT
How is this guy straight?
ShiningSex
HE’S NOT. HE’S CLOSETED.
John
We all know about his relationship with his “son” so I’m not buying this. Either the allegations are false or they got the gender wrong. lol
Beachman
Only in Florida….or Texas…..
fredk3
he has a Cuban adult male lover aka his ‘adopted’ son. also he loves britney. the signs are there. ginger is his paid beard.
Troyfight
“Heavily Botoxed…” made my eyes roll….then I watched the video LOL yikes – I stand corrected ..this guy is a mess
ShiningSex
TOTAL DOUCHEBAG!
dvddelirium1
Is it me? Did Matt Gatez just turn into Jack Nicholson in “The Shining”?
mz.sam
What ever the legal outcome, Gutter-ass Gaetz will go down in flames along with Q-kook Marjorie Taylor-Greene.
Fahd
I think he’s taken that adage that a good offense is the best defense too far. I ask myself if Rep. Gaetz is really that powerful and influential that a conspiracy involving top government officials including a promise of a Biden pardon and the NYT going along is needed to get him out of the picture. lol. I guess he wants to be like Trump, a narcissistic, con man who follows Roy Cohn’s playbook. A media whore who is under federal investigation for an underage sex crime is still a media whore, I guess.
Dijonaise
He has a fivehead.
cuteguy
If he’s trying to prove his innocence, why would he go on a show that has admitted that “no reasonable person would believe” Sucker, uh I mean Tucker Carlson? He’s as guilty as Prince Andrew.
MOE-X
Please stop trying to make him gay it reinforces the stereotype of gay men as pedophiles. He’s a straight pedophile as most are. Declaring him gay especially among these allegations is no mic drop for the gay community. Why do we as gay people use calling someone gay as a slur anyway, that’s some straight bulls**t!