Not all men are created equally. Some of us are born with larger measurements down below – mostly for the better, but sometimes for worse. One such “worse” occasion is when trying on new underwear. It’s like trying to stuff an elephant’s trunk into a plastic grocery bag, right?
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Model Brandon Wooten is one such guy, who also happens to be seriously sexy (hello, tatts and muscles). Contoured pouches offered by Andrew Christian’s entire Trophy Boy Collection and N2N’s Fresh Brief are becoming the norm in men’s underwear.
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Christopher DeRosa
The article didn’t mention arching your back :p
Justinian M Vazquez
Mmmm wish I could find me a well endowed man.
Philip Neumann
Oh great. Another advertisement.
John James Wallace
I won’t believe it isn’t photoshop until I see evidence to the contrary.
YouGoGurl
Wonder how much Queerty charges/gets for these lame ADVERtorials? . . . bleh.
Matthew Chaney
It’s been 5+ years since I bought my first pair of Andrew Christians. They are the only brand I wear, but I’d like to try Hard Impact from JW collection. They are made in America.
Jake Aaron
Brandon Wooten 😉 hehe
polarisfashion
Okay so this article says it will tell you how to do something but then says absolutely nothing about it. Lame!!!
Chris Hilton
Jacob Walker
QJ201
7 inches looks huge on someone who is only 5’7″ (according to his model bio)
Raymond Ess
I don’t drink much coffee; teahee.
Robby Robinson
he needs a 2 piece and a biscuit….and for those extra inches i prefer an ball and poppers…..not cute undies….
Sluggo2007
@Justinian M Vazquez: The problem might be that you are too physically well-endowed yourself.
Bobby French
Just freeball and go commando like I do.
Blazipitous
I thought this was going to be an article advising these bottoms on how they should take it up their asses better. I mean I don’t care if it hurts you or not, as long I bust a nut and call it a night!
chstennis54
@Blazipitous: What the fuck kind of irrelevant comment was that?
Blazipitous
Take a shot of vodka whenever you anger a slopabottomus queer 😀
David Bolton
@ Blazipitous:I actually thought the same thing. Tricked by clickbait yet again.
And who pissed in Miss Hateful’s cereal this morning? Jeez.
Frank Meredith
It’s not photoshop. 😉
Michael Agan
NOT what I was expecting this article to be about.
Ray Hearn
Kyle Patrick O’Connor be ready!
polarisfashion
@David Bolton: I thought the same thing. I was miffed when I saw that this was a stupid ad for underwear.
Kangol
This ad for the Andrew Christian briefs kinda snarfs it, Queerty.
Just post the ads outright; mixing them with the content isn’t such a good idea.
Roan
Maybe if the idiot wasn’t walking around with an erection all day, he could find pants that fit.
Guye Priaulx
Well that wasn’t the kinda advice i was hoping for lol
Trevor Joseph Hedrick
Not what I was expecting out of this article. Led me on and didn’t care.
taigebu
@John James Wallace: Just search for Ashton Webber on Google then 😉
Tracy Pope
Click-bait crap again. The title was a little more clever than the usual though.
The AC underwear solves only two problems. Larger than average or Not a show-er. My boyfriend’s issue is that everything is considerably larger than average and it all naturally “sits forward” rather than down between his legs. (He looks like he’s always wearing a c***ring) He says the AC underwear isn’t designed well to wear for a long time when someone is built like that. He’s been designing and making bespoke underwear for several years.
charlie_jackpot
He may have a long penis – but his face isn’t up to much
Glücklich
Why my compliment on his tattoos needed to be moderated is beyond me.
Avery Alvarez
Omg the model is hot.
I looked him up on Facebook, hoping to like his fan page, but instead got his personal facebook.
I was too shy to send a friend request, and he already has the max amount of friends!
I like N2N. Got a few of theirs in my collection. Haven’t tried Andrew Christian yet.
tricky ricky
do they carry this brand at wal mart or Costco?
Blazipitous
He’s not even hot. He’s pale, skinny and ginger. Yuck! Oh, and those tatts are fucking horrible. Sue that “artist” who carved that shit into you!
Glücklich
@Blazipitous
And they chose him for this shoot over you? Do let us know when a web site features photos of you in your skivvies. And not as the “before” model or an illustrative example on WebMD.
Clark35
@Blazipitous: Agreed.
jwtraveler
Oh, the trials and tribulations of the well-endowed! What a curse to bear!
bottom250
Thank you Hung men for filling me with your pleasure.
dubstepskater
@jwtraveler: Amen… It’s just terrible. Lol
Glücklich
@bottom250:
So is 250 the goal or the number served?
Bauhaus
@Glücklich:
250 (square feet) is 23.225 m2, the size of his…
Elcaganer
He’s a well endowed boy not a man. Give him another 10 years.
Kieru
@jwtraveler: Yes I imagine not being able to wear ‘average’ undergarments because their fit constricts your genitals would be quite a curse. Or being unable to buy pants in your size because the manufacturer assumed a certain girth down south and you exceed that limit and now unless you go 2 waist sizes up your jeans are a crotch-vice.
And then outside the physical I imagine there are plenty of gay men who treat big dicks like straight guys treat big boobs; like the mere existence of them out int he wild is somehow an invitation to star and touch.
Sorry boo you can’t enjoy a drink at the bar and a nice conversation because Thirsty Boy over there saw you were packing (because again, your jeans are too tight unless you buy pants that don’t fit right everywhere else) and saw it as an invitation to cup your manhood.
Glücklich
@Bauhaus:
My third guess was T cell count but thank you for clearing up that mystery.
da90027
everyone looks bigger with a semi…but in real life we don’t walk around hard or semi erect doing daily routines
OhHellNo
More hard-hitting news that we just had to have. If this is rocket-science to you, you may be a Log Cabin Republican. Or a hopeless twink who has just twank too far.
Will Moor
I can’t believe I have come to live in a world where gay men bitch about being “forced” to see pics of a hung muscle guy in nothing but underwear. Times they are a changin’.
Anyway,
Will Moor
Anyway, I googled him like someone suggested and no that is NOT photo shop. lol There is a selfie pic of him buck arsed nekkid and at full mast. He is very sexy.
Maude
In the seventies, I met a florest, yes, a florest who delivered some roses to me, and stayed awhile for a drink…and more.He with an 11inch whchamocalit and a gearth to match…
At first, I couldn’t believe my good luck, but pretty soon, I knew it was my bad luck.
Too long, and too fat to do anything with it, except admire it, and pet it.
Very disappointing…but we soon figured out what we could do, rather than be pissed off because of what we couldn’t do.
That’s a true story.
JaBourg
It hurts me to see how the well endowed suffer!!! Is there no justice?
Chelsea21St
That’s clearly an ad paid for by Andrew Christian. Nothing wrong w. that, except it’s misleading to portray it as an article.
kzen64
I’ll have to try a pair… 😀
cauldron
His underwear fits him well and that bulge is just right size 😉
rmarin776
These supposedly dick enhancing underwear always come off as pathetic and totally unsexy to me. It’s so sadly attention seeking. I don’t get it.
ATLSWIMMAN8
I HATE ADvertorials but I’d love to help accommodate his manmeat with my hungry man-poosie!
Maude
I’m told that ‘in the sixties, the little dicks wore ‘tightie-whities’ and the
big dicks didn’t wear any underwear at all. Yummy.