It takes three

Here’s that “I Am Michael” threesome starring James Franco, Zachary Quinto, and Charlie Carver

As I Am Michael subtly, perhaps even imperceptibly, makes its way to the wide world of VOD, we’ve stumbled upon footage from the promised (simulated) threesome between Zachary Quinto, Charlie Carver, and James Franco.

How sexy is it? Well, that depends on how you define sexy.

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If watching three guys rolling around on a bed in the darkest bedroom in America is your idea of sexy, you’re in luck.

However, nobody appears altogether clear on the ins-and-outs of clothing removal, so there’s that.

Nice lamp though.

As you probably know, this Franco productions is based on the true story of Michael Glatze, a young man who traded in his openly gay persona for that of a fervidly homophobic preacher.

You can view the entire scene over at Fleshbot, a site that’s never particularly safe for work unless you happen to be, like, the receptionist at an all-male brothel or something.