It’s Jim Jordan‘s birthday. Happy birthday, Gym!
The former college wrestling coach/homophobic congressman turns 58 years old today and he’s celebrating his big day by getting trolled on Twitter.
Here’s what people are saying…
Happy birthday @Jim_Jordan ! Just reminding you in case you forgot that too.
pic.twitter.com/EN9HFKSFsy— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) February 17, 2022
Today is Jim Jordan’s birthday which means it’s a perfect time to remind you that he hasn’t passed a single bill in more than 14 years in the House.
It’s time to send Jim Jordan home.
— Jack Cocchiarella (@JDCocchiarella) February 17, 2022
Also a good time to remind him @January6thCmte KNOWS EVERYTHING.
— Giuseppina (@Guice54907918) February 17, 2022
Birthday present: pic.twitter.com/1jC76isFbk
— YouInMyEye 🌊✌🌎 (@TwitchedAtBirth) February 17, 2022
Good morning. It’s Jim Jordan’s birthday today. What are you getting him?
— Stephen Groves (@stephengrovesjr) February 17, 2022
Lets get him a nice trip to a private room in a federal penitentiary for his birthday.
— Gregory Hoodin (@cincygreghoodin) February 17, 2022
Get out the birthday balloons! Rep. Jim Jordan (R) from OH-4 was born today! pic.twitter.com/027E2nyq34
— ᴮᴱ Butterfly LaChoi ⁷ saw BTS @ PTD Day 1 (@ButterflyLachoi) February 17, 2022
Another year of undeserved power and privilege.
— teacHerk (@TexHerk) February 17, 2022
Gross. I share my birthday with Jim Jordan. Glad I share it with a respected Jordan (Michael).
— Roxanne K (@roxlouken) February 17, 2022
A birthday card from me to Gym pic.twitter.com/2pUmgUBcYK
— Free As An Eagle (@CherokeeBlood3) February 17, 2022
Jordan has been dodging the January 6 committee for weeks, refusing to comply with the panel’s request that he provide information about his communication with ex-president Donald Trump in the days leading up to the deadly attack. (He claims he “can’t remember.”)
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Related: Jim Jordan is sure acting like a guy who knows he’s guilty and probably going to jail
This week, the birthday boy went on Laura Ingraham‘s show to whine about how the committee has been working with waaaay too many former prosecutors for his liking.
“14 former prosecutors are part of this committee,” Jordan said, adding, “This is all about getting President Trump, but it’s also bigger than that. It’s about getting his family. It’s about getting his friends.”
The Hill reports:
The committee has staffed up with 14 or so ex-prosecutors because: a) the task is vast; b) they have the resources to hire well-trained lawyers who have handled complex federal cases; and c) typical congressional staffers just can’t handle such a colossal undertaking. In other words, Jordan and other Trump World lackeys are facing their worst possible nightmare in the mother of all congressional investigations.
Related: It looks like Ivanka Trump is about to become #SubpoenaedBarbie by the January 6 committee
And on Sunday, Jordan appeared on Fox News to say he believes Clinton aides should be put to death after reports that members of her 2016 presidential campaign paid a tech company to access servers belonging to Trump Tower in an effort to find links to Russia.
“That is what is so frightening here,” he said. “You had the government working with the Clinton campaign to go after the Republican Party’s nominee for president to spy on that campaign.”
Of course, Jordan didn’t provide any evidence to support his assertion.
While you’re here, re-live that moment when Val Demings handled Jordan like a boss after he interrupted her during a House Judiciary Committee hearing on a proposed hate crimes bill last year…
It’s interesting to see my colleagues on the other side of the aisle support the police when it’s politically convenient to do so, but not when police officers who protect us every day here at the Capitol were fighting for their lives because of the Big Lie. @HouseJudiciary pic.twitter.com/x9i9LO5AAi
— Rep. Val Demings (@RepValDemings) April 20, 2021
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
Jim
Poor Jim Jordan. He needs a good man.
white-queer-african
@Jim, he strikes me as being a screamer! The mere thought of topping him hearing him scream is a total NO NO!
So we wait for SammyyyBbbb / SamB to come to the bitch’s defence. LOL
GrizzleyMichael
What man would want him
whereshouldistart
GrizzleyMichael…speaking on behalf of women everywhere…
we don’t want him either.
johncp56
LOL i think he has had a few on the DL what a creep we pay these people for what
missvamp
i’m disgusted that i share a bday with this pig. but at least i share it with cooler people like ed sheeran & billie jo armstong.
johncp56
LOL he did not have a birthday he was hatched from a dado egg
GayEGO
Ha ha ha! Jimmy Jordan looks exhausted, he must be worn out realizing he lied to the January 6th Committee1
BarryM
This November, the Republicans will retake control of the House and Senate in a landslide, and Jordan will be re-elected because he’s very popular in his District in Ohio. The Quinipiac Poll has Biden’s approval rating at 37% and the Democrats in Congress have an approval rating of 23%. Since the far left took control of the Democrat Party, it’s gone down hill. Just ask Bill Maher and James Carville.
By the way, I’m not a Republican. I’m just a freedom-loving gay libertarian who hates fascists on the right (Trump, McConnell, McCarthy, etc.) and the left (Biden, Pelosi, AOC, etc.).
Fname Optional Lname
Meow, Meow — Meow, Meow!
johncp56
we need to clean house of the white GOP that do nothing but cover up their tracks and yell foul on everyone else, and if true no bills passed for 14 years,!!?? why do we pay these morons and criminals,
Brian
I got curious about one of those tweets and had to fact-check. Yes, indeed, he is almost the very least effective person in all of Congress despite spending over a decade in the job. Weird how people keep voting for him.
Mack
Well it goes to show there’s a whole bunch of dimwits in his District.
CNY1983
Never say never, that shithead is about to pay the piper……
sbsfo
Jim Jordon is douchetastic.
Fname Optional Lname
LOL! This!
Capawok
Personally. I have never understood what people in Ohio see in this fool.
Or is it the people in Ohio ?