Sen. Josh Hawley is currently getting a drag makeover on Twitter after he decided to make it his personal mission to be the voice for marginalized straight white cisgender males in America.
Last week, the homophobic senator gave a whiny, hate-filled speech at the 2021 National Conservatism Conference, during which he complained about how straight, white, cisgender men like himself are being attacked by left-wing extremists and it has to stop because it’s turning them all into porn addicts.
Related: Josh Hawley implies he watches tons of porn and plays lots of video games in whiny little speech
Then over the weekend, he told “Axios on HBO” that he plans to make toxic masculinity a signature political issue because far too many people on “the left” are telling good guys like him: “You’re part of the problem. … Your masculinity is inherently problematic.”
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In response to Hawley’s weird new obsession with protecting the sanctity of masculinity in America, political strategist Rick Wilson, co-founder of The Lincoln Project, tweeted this morning: “I hope no one photoshops Josh Hawley in drag makeup. That would be totally wrong for the champion of American masculinity. Totally. Wrong.”
I hope no one photoshops Josh Hawley in drag makeup.
That would be totally wrong for the champion of American masculinity.
Totally. Wrong.
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) November 8, 2021
It wasn’t long before people took him up on the suggestion…
I would never.
Never. pic.twitter.com/UF0IjKu7Ab— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) November 8, 2021
Now Josh Hawley is going to have to call the manager pic.twitter.com/Bicu9c4tu3
— Rebel Eye (@EyesOfSurprise) November 8, 2021
— Matt Johnson (@HotPockets4All) November 8, 2021
Courtesy of @NunesDrag pic.twitter.com/vLhAAti3Ui
— Husky Wee Wee (@NickKave) November 8, 2021
#joshhawley pic.twitter.com/limw0yoL66
— Mess (@M_A_Mess) November 8, 2021
Here are two. One also has a bonus character. 🍊 pic.twitter.com/UKLAkA30Uz
— Carmine Covelli (@carminecovelli) November 8, 2021
Here ya go Rick. It’s the best I could do on a rush job. pic.twitter.com/cQdhp4cWt6
— Calico Anabelle and her hooman cat daddy Nat! (@CollinsLedger) November 8, 2021
Priscilla, Queen of the Senate pic.twitter.com/jsPTXyZqvm
— ⚽️ SEV (@SevThPark) November 8, 2021
— Xjohnny_rottenX (@Xjohnny_rottenX) November 8, 2021
— The Goat Yogi©️ 🐐 (@r_endymion) November 8, 2021
Of course not pic.twitter.com/QVKwvuA1yd
— austin (@thomasaustin69) November 8, 2021
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Max
LOL, this is certainly creative
greekboy
Love the smokey eye…as well as the bloodshot eye
Jim
I think Josh is hoping that with his masculinity rant he’ll be thought of as “masculine”.
Sorry, Josh that ship has sailed.
white-queer-african
Oh my word. LOL. I could see her hook up with Ivanka Trump’s wife Jarred!
jt1990
Actually don’t think I’ve heard of this guy…but then I don’t follow many politicians beyond Trump and the greatest governor ever (my state’s Ron DeSantis!)
I do see a resemblance to Agent Hotchner from the show Criminal Minds. Think I will rewatch a couple seasons on Netflix imagining Hotch as a drag queen. Great job on this one Queerty!