On Friday, the Daily Mail and New York Post published extensive stories detailing the South Dakota governor’s alleged years-long extramarital affair with longtime Trump advisor Corey Lewandowski. MAGA family values!
And the source is pretty clear.
An unnamed GOP operative told the Post the well-known affair is probably in print thanks to “one of Noem’s competitors for VP.”
Who could that be?!?!
As Kari Lake looks down at her notebook and crosses out the name: Kristi Noem
In this story about Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski gettin' fascist-and-funky, I'll bet a billion dollars two of the "multiple sources" are Trump-VP-wannabes Kari Lake and Marjorie Taylor Greene. https://t.co/IZZUYNoelm
🤣😯😯😯😯 so you're saying someone like Kari Lake is taking out her VP competition Kristi Noem? This is hilarious🍿 They should have a cage match or some mud wrestling. MAGA is such trash 🗑 pic.twitter.com/4j4wVQXDsS
— Pepper🇺🇸 Support Our Veterans 🇺🇸Team Sanity (@Pepper_Rides) September 15, 2023
According to sources, Noem’s alleged fling with Lewandowski has been known “for years,” and the pair have been spotted at Mar-a-Lago “playing grab-ass” and doing “the usual stuff that drunk people who are having affairs do.”
Noem’s husband apparently moved out of South Dakota’s governor’s mansion a couple of years ago. Lewandowski has been married to his wife, Alison, since 2005 and they share four children.
At the time, Lewandowski was also one of Noem’s top advisors, and traveled the country with her.
Ever the God-fearing woman, Noem has strongly denied the affair.
“These rumors are total garbage and a disgusting lie. These old, tired attacks on conservative women are based on a falsehood that we can’t achieve anything without a man’s help,” she tweeted in 2021.
These rumors are total garbage and a disgusting lie. These old, tired attacks on conservative women are based on a falsehood that we can't achieve anything without a man's help.
I love Bryon. I'm proud of the God-fearing family we've raised together. Now I'm getting back to work
Days ago, the South Dakota embarrassment made a fervent pitch to be Trump’s VP on Newsmax.
“Trump needs a strong partner,” she said. “He’s gonna need somebody who knows what it’s like to run a business … also to have a wife, mom, and grandmother isn’t bad either.”
Kristi Noem makes her pitch to be Trump’s running mate: “I would in a heartbeat. Trump needs a strong partner. He’s gonna need somebody who knows what it’s like to run a business .. also to have a wife, mom, and grandmother isn’t bad either.” pic.twitter.com/pmpGszWOhc
But Lake, one of our favorite anti-drag MAGA queens, took great offense to Noem’s campaigning. She later appeared on the right-wing propaganda outlet and dragged Noem for withholding her support of Trump until now (Noem endorsed Trump last weekend).
“Anyone who’s talking about a position and dreaming about a position in Trump’s second administration really needs to get off their high horse,” Lake said, adding that people’s attention should be focused “in the grassroots and start making sure Trump has a second administration.”
“That’s what I’m doing,” the election denier added. “I’m not thinking about any other position except how can we save our republic.”
That’s as believable as Noem’s denials regarding her alleged dalliance. Lake has spent the better part of this year angling to be Trump’s running mate, campaigning for him across the country and even reportedly moving into a suite at Mar-a-Lago.
“Kari Lake is there all the time,” a source told People back in June. “There’s a suite there that she practically lives in.”
While Lake denies living at Trump’s resort, the Arizona gubernatorial loser doesn’t deny her love for all things MAGA.
Kari Lake didn’t seem happy about Kristi Noem saying that she would be the perfect running mate for Trump. While Noem was sharing a stage with Trump tonight, Lake responded. https://t.co/RQWcJR1LAk
It could be said that Lewandowski, who played a key role in Trump’s 2016 New Hampshire win, is one of MAGA’s original architects.
But then he was booted from the campaign after mishandling a Breitbart reporter at a Trump press conference.
Still, Lewandowski remained close to Trump, and was a guest at the White House. Around that time, he was reportedly engaged in a steamy affair with Trump’s communications director, Hope Hicks.
And now, he’s seemingly involved with Noem. The MAGAverse is pretty incestuous, huh?
Good thing Trump is such a family-first guy himself…
Look, Kristi Noem can do whatever she wants in her private life.
But don't have an affair when you constantly talk about the importance of marriage, “family values” and while you trying to take away the right of LGBTQ Americans to marry who they want. pic.twitter.com/knGRG0TEuZ
Look, before we even get there, don't pretend we should feel sorry for Kristi Noem. She has made her whole career about socially conservative values and shaming those who don't fit within her religiously narrow framework. This is just the finding out part of fucking around.
Kristi Noem: "Corey Lewandowski and I have been meeting together for years to pray with one another. This is what liberals truly hate." https://t.co/qq1PWpEShz
Sarah Sanders signed an overhaul this week of Arkansas’ Freedom of Information Act.
Don't forget to share:
Help make sure LGBTQ+ stories are being told...
We can't rely on mainstream media to tell our stories. That's why we don't lock Queerty articles behind a paywall. Will you support our mission with a contribution today?
Why would being a lying whore disqualify anyone from being part of Team Trump? It’s not as if his Evangelical base had any actual morals or judgment themselves.
I used to work for a Hotel in Fort Worth that hosted the National Rodeo one year because Vegas was closed down for Covid. Noem attended with Lewandowski and they def requested to stay on the same floor… I’d forgotten all about it until reading this story. That was in late 2020 I think?
According to the Daily Mail article, I believe I read that they actually shared a room at one hotel, but that was after 2020, so they apparently got ever more brazen as the affair raged like a bonfire!
So sick of them throwing terms around like “Family Values” or “Family Oriented” etc… we all have families and we all have different relationships with family members the same way straight people do. They want everyone to believe that LGBTQ means Anti-Family and that all relationships are based on sex. We are pro family and have relationships built on love and respect – like every other human. Stop allowing them to choose the words that are used to define us.
After eating the mushroom all day long, I can see them both coming out of Mar a Lago reapplying their lipstick; while inside the orange misanthrope counts the lipstick rings.
Noem and Lewandowski are two truly horrendous people, and Lewandowski, according to the Daily Mail article, is accused of having assaulted a conservative woman reporter (remember that?), and also inappropriately touched and threw a drink at a rich MAGA donor’s wife, causing her to run away from him. Hypocrite Noem and Lewandowski are perfect for each other, Don the Con, the MAGA cult, and the GQP, but very wrong for America!
Christians and their “sincerely held religious beliefs.” LOL. There’s nothing “sincere” about a Christian. They are the most fake, disingenuous, hypocritical people out there.
And they are liars. And so sad when offering an appolgy after the big lie….see Boobert’s latest bullshit at CNN. Vaping is disgusting and very white trash.
Yes they are. The self professed ” christians ” are NOT. They’d never be able to get anywhere near Christ like beliefs or values. They anti-American , NEO NAZI fascists sociopaths /psychopaths . They’re don’t support or like the US Constitution. They’re all FRAUDS and charlatans !!
whoever gets the nod needs to be able to whisper in his ear the correct name of the opponent, much the same as whoever finally agrees to be Bidens. Both these old men need to stand down and allow someone that’s likely to see out the term upright & breathing (on their own). Maybe also a bit knowledge of the various wars the US has involved the country in. 70+ years and Trumps is still thinking we’re heading towards WWii. Please, both of you retire for the sake of the future generations and make your echo chamber statements from the one side media outlets that promote you.
We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. By clicking “Accept”, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies.
This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. You also have the option to opt-out of these cookies. But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience.
Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. These cookies ensure basic functionalities and security features of the website, anonymously.
Cookie
Duration
Description
cookielawinfo-checkbox-analytics
11 months
This cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Analytics".
cookielawinfo-checkbox-analytics
11 months
This cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Analytics".
cookielawinfo-checkbox-functional
11 months
The cookie is set by GDPR cookie consent to record the user consent for the cookies in the category "Functional".
cookielawinfo-checkbox-functional
11 months
The cookie is set by GDPR cookie consent to record the user consent for the cookies in the category "Functional".
cookielawinfo-checkbox-necessary
11 months
This cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookies is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Necessary".
cookielawinfo-checkbox-necessary
11 months
This cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookies is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Necessary".
cookielawinfo-checkbox-others
11 months
This cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Other.
cookielawinfo-checkbox-performance
11 months
This cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Performance".
cookielawinfo-checkbox-performance
11 months
This cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Performance".
viewed_cookie_policy
11 months
The cookie is set by the GDPR Cookie Consent plugin and is used to store whether or not user has consented to the use of cookies. It does not store any personal data.
viewed_cookie_policy
11 months
The cookie is set by the GDPR Cookie Consent plugin and is used to store whether or not user has consented to the use of cookies. It does not store any personal data.
Functional cookies help to perform certain functionalities like sharing the content of the website on social media platforms, collect feedbacks, and other third-party features.
Performance cookies are used to understand and analyze the key performance indexes of the website which helps in delivering a better user experience for the visitors.
Analytical cookies are used to understand how visitors interact with the website. These cookies help provide information on metrics the number of visitors, bounce rate, traffic source, etc.
Advertisement cookies are used to provide visitors with relevant ads and marketing campaigns. These cookies track visitors across websites and collect information to provide customized ads.
inbama
Why would being a lying whore disqualify anyone from being part of Team Trump? It’s not as if his Evangelical base had any actual morals or judgment themselves.
Sheppard87
I used to work for a Hotel in Fort Worth that hosted the National Rodeo one year because Vegas was closed down for Covid. Noem attended with Lewandowski and they def requested to stay on the same floor… I’d forgotten all about it until reading this story. That was in late 2020 I think?
Kangol2
According to the Daily Mail article, I believe I read that they actually shared a room at one hotel, but that was after 2020, so they apparently got ever more brazen as the affair raged like a bonfire!
Fname Optional Lname
So sick of them throwing terms around like “Family Values” or “Family Oriented” etc… we all have families and we all have different relationships with family members the same way straight people do. They want everyone to believe that LGBTQ means Anti-Family and that all relationships are based on sex. We are pro family and have relationships built on love and respect – like every other human. Stop allowing them to choose the words that are used to define us.
RIGay
I honestly think Trump will pick Pence. The campaign motto will be “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger”.
still_onthemark
It wasn’t necessarily Lake spreading this info, it could easily have been Vivek Ramaslimy.
woodroad34
After eating the mushroom all day long, I can see them both coming out of Mar a Lago reapplying their lipstick; while inside the orange misanthrope counts the lipstick rings.
Kangol2
Noem and Lewandowski are two truly horrendous people, and Lewandowski, according to the Daily Mail article, is accused of having assaulted a conservative woman reporter (remember that?), and also inappropriately touched and threw a drink at a rich MAGA donor’s wife, causing her to run away from him. Hypocrite Noem and Lewandowski are perfect for each other, Don the Con, the MAGA cult, and the GQP, but very wrong for America!
Brian
Christians and their “sincerely held religious beliefs.” LOL. There’s nothing “sincere” about a Christian. They are the most fake, disingenuous, hypocritical people out there.
abfab
And they are liars. And so sad when offering an appolgy after the big lie….see Boobert’s latest bullshit at CNN. Vaping is disgusting and very white trash.
Kangol2
Bobo was vaping, groping, caterwauling, recording, you name it. She’s lucky they just escorted her out of there.
Invader7
Yes they are. The self professed ” christians ” are NOT. They’d never be able to get anywhere near Christ like beliefs or values. They anti-American , NEO NAZI fascists sociopaths /psychopaths . They’re don’t support or like the US Constitution. They’re all FRAUDS and charlatans !!
barryaksarben
so she was on her knees and she calls it praying lol its a blowjob christi dear or whatever your white girl name is
Invader7
Yes. Another gop white trash WHORE and amoral harlot !!!
Invader7
Karma IS a bitch, Bitch !! You & Ron are another , horrifying , gop-nightmare couple. A mini Eva & Adolph !!
nm4047
whoever gets the nod needs to be able to whisper in his ear the correct name of the opponent, much the same as whoever finally agrees to be Bidens. Both these old men need to stand down and allow someone that’s likely to see out the term upright & breathing (on their own). Maybe also a bit knowledge of the various wars the US has involved the country in. 70+ years and Trumps is still thinking we’re heading towards WWii. Please, both of you retire for the sake of the future generations and make your echo chamber statements from the one side media outlets that promote you.