Mark Foley Has No Boundaries

Ever since the entire Mark Foley scandal exploded, scores of former pages have come forward with emails, ims, and memories of Foley’s creepy ways. And, of course, who could forget about the page who actually admitted to having sex with Foley?
This latest development, however, may be the sickest yet.
Are you ready? It’s pretty sick. Okay…
The Michigan Daily reports:

A former House page said he witnessed inappropriate contact between former Republican Congressman Mark Foley and another page in the back of the House floor in early 2001.

The page, Richard Nguyen, a first-year student at the University’s Gerald Ford School of Public Policy, said he saw Foley pat a male page’s behind.

WHAT? He patted a boys back? On the House floor?

That man is a monster! We settle for nothing more than seeing him drawn and quartered at Madison Square Garden!

It would be sensational!