The Mister Global beauty pageant crowned a new winner last weekend, in a flurry of skin, skimpy outfits, and profound interview segments that educated everyone about how to achieve world peace in the time of Trump. The pageant, which was held this year in Thailand, featured an array of handsome contestants who charmed the judges, and the globe, with their winning smiles and sparkling personalities.
Below are some of our favorite contestants, as seen in their Instagram pics.
1. Mister Spain is looking for someone to help him with his body oil applications.
2. Mister Myanmar models a traditional look from his country, although the thigh muscles are optional
3. Mister Panama has a joke: “What’s black and white and sexy all over?” (Answer: see photo below!)
4. Mister Korea is from Seoul and his hobbies include working out and being really attractive.
5. Mister Iraq can serve daytime executive realness.
6. Mister India says pageants are hard work and he wants to take a nap.
7. Mister Czech Republic doesn’t let his beard cover up his smile.
8. Mister Kazakhstan knows a body like that requires a lot of work.
9. Mister England is hiding quite a nice surprise beneath his Aldi uniform.
10. Mister Chile is thinking about something very serious. Meanwhile, we’ll think about his abs.
11. Mister Brazil is the 2017 Mister Global champion. He and his baby blues say “?????? ????,” which is “Sawasdee krab,” Thai for “Hello!”
crowebobby
But beauty is only skin deep, what if I want to kiss a pancreas.
charlie_jackpot
Spain and Czechia for me
Disappointed with Brazil, the Brazilian porn stars have given us better over the years
Lvng1Tor
Spain and Panama are really badly photoshopped.
Blackceo
Mr. Myanmar, Mr. Iraq and Mr. India please. Mr. Brazil was a big disappointment, but I prefer Afro Brazilians.
BahaVoice
I’d hate to be one of the judges
dinard38
Mr. Panama, Mr. Iraq, and Mr. Chile for me.
Karlis
Mr. Iraq? It had not occurred to me that in this day and age Iraq would be sending men to gay beauty pageants, what with all the warring and the Islamic state thing and whatnot. That said, Mr. Iraq is one handsome Iraqi, though my favorite from this group is Mr. Czech Republic.
Herman75
Mr. Iraq, yes. Very good!
I read that life is tough there for gay men. Hope he is OK.
Kangol
Mr. Panama, Mr. Iraq and Mr. Korea were the sexiest ones, but in general, the hairless wannabe twink look isn’t my cup of coffee. I hope Mr. Iraq is safe when he returns home. Things have been a nightmare for LGBTQ people there since the Iraq invasion and war George W. Bush started. Also, there are millions of Brazilian men hotter than that country’s entry.