Melania Trump has a new grift, y’all.
Parler just announced a new “special arrangement” with the ex-FLOTUS that involves her sharing “exclusive communications” on the social media network.
The platform, which is popular among Donald Trump supporters, conspiracy theorists, and far-right extremists, says Melania will share “exclusive communications on Parler,” adding that it is already powering her website, MelaniaTrump.com.
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“In the time that Parler and Mrs. Trump have been working together, we have found a new level of productivity and engagement with both her, her team, and her brand,” Parler CEO George Farmer said in a statement this morning.
Did you catch that, folx? Melania Trump is apparently a “brand” now, even though the only thing she sells are NFTs on her website. Although whether she’s even selling them remains a mystery since Vice just reported that the sale of her most recent NFT was purchased for $170,000 by the creator of the NFT, who is, presumably, Melania herself.
Follow the?from the Sale of Melania’s $170,000 NFT. The WINNER of Melania’s NFT got the?from none other than the CREATOR of the NFT itself, & an address linked to the NFT CREATOR got the?back.
That’s a 360 degree sale!
Did ?@MELANIATRUMP? buy it? https://t.co/iwSQqg59ot— Stephanie Winston Wolkoff (@SWinstonWolkoff) February 9, 2022
In her own statement released this morning, Melania said she’s “excited and inspired” to be working with Parler, which she believes “empowers its users to foster productive discourse.”
Like last year, when it was revealed the MAGA militia used the platform to embolden domestic terrorists and plot the Capitol insurrection.
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“I am excited and inspired by free speech platforms that give direct communication to people worldwide,” Melania added. “Parler has been on the forefront of utilizing Web3 technology and empowers its users to foster productive discourse.”
The ex-FLOTUS still has active accounts on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. It is unclear whether her partnership with Parler will impact her activity on those three platforms. Also unclear is whether she’ll have any involvement with her husband’s social media platform, Truth Social, which launches later this month.
Now, some tweets about Melania’s new “special arrangement”…
All originally written by Michelle Obama. Again
— Hedged Funds (@HedgedFunds) February 9, 2022
Not the first “special arrangement” Melanie has been a party to.
— Are we in the Dumbest or Darkest Simulation? (@DumbOrDark) February 9, 2022
That should BeBest for her level of communication
— Voting Rights❗ (@BostonDems) February 9, 2022
Grifters gonna grifthttps://t.co/QNaWQHobp4
— Meerkats R On the Road to Nowhere (@MeerkatsRMammal) February 9, 2022
What happened to “Truth Social” lol!?
— HealthtechAsiaCEO (@CeoHealthtech) February 9, 2022
Her brand! 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/H5EVCS5M96
— Mitig8nfctrs2 (@GaterMit) February 9, 2022
Her life is based on “special arrangements“
— Wolves of Liberty (@LibertyWolves) February 9, 2022
Melania is pathetic
— annettebpink🌸 (@annettebpink) February 9, 2022
I don’t care. Do you?
— Newburgh (@jamesrubyworks) February 9, 2022
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
Heywood Jablowme
One tweet says “What happened to Truth Social?! lol”
yeah… whatever happened to Truth Social? It’s having even more trouble than that “Desk of Donald J. Trump” site.
At any rate, Melanoma communicates best in writing… on the back of her jackets.
GaysForTrump
Cam, your replies are ‘sad and weak’.
You offer nothing of value to the conversations.
But continue to do you. Parrot the same posts on every article.
‘Right wing trolls’; ‘multiple accounts’; ‘deflection’.
We get it.
daddytop
Gays for Trump:
Yeah? We get you, too. The only question is how stupid do you have to be to support a crook like Trump…. unless you’re one yourself.
GaysForTrump
Report all you want on the Trumps. You can hate them. And want them in jail. Whatever your opinion is. I respect.
But let’s balance the scales with your reporting.
Every. Day. Trump. Trump. Trump.
And your reporting totally overlooks other important stories.
Like this. This is huge. Not some BS story over Melania’s hat.
Biden science advisor Eric Lander, who resigned for bullying staff, had between $500,000 to $1million in BioNTech stock when he was in the White House promoting vaccines
Yea, come at me with the deflection. I’m trying to promote equal journalism.
Heywood Jablowme
Is there any gay/LGBT angle to the Lander story? That’s supposed to be the criterion here.
SamB
GaysFT: They also ignored Hunter Biden’s “art” sales… how much money laundering went on with that?
GaysForTrump
Heywood, the angle to the Lander story is his push for vaccine mandates and having a financial interest in what he’s pushing.
That effects us all. Sheep. Baaa.
Cam
I LOVE it when the right wing troll desperately tries to deflect ANY story about the trumps being grifters or criminals.
Over on the story about Ivanka Trump it tried to bring up Ladybird Johnson as a deflection.
Nice try but as always, your troll game is sad and weak.
daddytop
Can you say false equivalent? Of course not.
Fibre
What does this have to do with Queerty? Enough negativity; Let’s get over Trump’s era and move on.
Heywood Jablowme
Trump’s era is not over, and won’t be unless he says he won’t run again.
Mister P
Hunter Biden is a non story. Especially compared to the destruction Trump did and wanted to do to our country.
Trump is a cancer to American democracy.
GaysForTrump
Mister P. You’re delusional.
Here’s some facts:
Hunter Biden tried to broker a $120million oil deal between Chinese energy firm now under US sanctions and former Kazakhstan prime minister who has been accused of treason in hopes of pocketing a fortune.
But yes, Hunter Biden is a non story. Because your political bias stands in the way.
That’s the real cancer to American democracy.
Cam
@GaysForTrump
Translation: Another story about the criminal Trump family came out so the trolls are screaming about Hunter Biden. LOL
GaysForTrump
Mister P.
Let’s hear you defend Nancy Pelosi and her ‘acting’ as a climate change advocate.
Interesting just last week It was uncovered she spent over $550k in campaign funds for private jets between coasts.
Oh you know, those commercial non stop flights are below her. But yes, we all must take our part to go green. Everyone but her? Is that now that works?
Hypocrite.
She’s trash.
daddytop
This isn’t about Nancy Pelosi, either. Do you also suffer from attention deficit disorder, is that why you love Trump?
I hereby revoke your gay card. You’re too stupid to be gay.
GaysForTrump
Ok daddytop. Whatever you say…
Resort to name calling if nothing of value to add.
I’m sure you feel so much better about yourself on that high horse.
We all don’t have to share the same opinion or political beliefs. Though if It makes you feel better, ‘you’re right, and I’m wrong…’.
Jaquelope
@GFT : In your response to @daddytop, you accuse him of name calling. I didn’t see that he called you any names. He simply asked if you had ADD, which is not calling anyone names, as it is an actual condition that actual, real people can have. Someone saying you might have a condition (in this case, stupidity) is not considered name calling either.
MISTERJETT
why do you need to keep your tongue in p grabbers butt?
GaysForTrump
$550k in private flights in the span of 12 months!!!
Cam
You can tell which stories make right wingers nervous by how their trolls respond. Multiple postings, multiple screenames, all in a desperate attempt to deflect from this story.
What Melania’s constant panicked scraping for money shows is just how broke the Trumps are. combine that with Don Jr trying to sell t-shirts and going on Cameo and you can see they are in deep trouble.
Kangol2
They should borrow $ from Jared Kushner’s billionaire daddy. Didn’t Don the Con pardon him for his crimes, which ranged from illegal campaign contributions and tax evasion to witness tampering? Charles is a huge supporter of the Con family now so I’m sure he’d fork over some more cash to them.
Brian
“Parler has been on the forefront of utilizing Web3 technology and empowers its users to foster productive discourse.”
LOL, there is *zero* chance that Melania wrote that sentence. I wonder who will be communicating as her on Parler…. Some random staff person pretending to be her? What’s exciting about talking to a random anonymous person like that?
DCFarmboy
Melania said she’s “excited and inspired” to be working with Parler, which she believes “empowers its users to foster productive discourse.”
Let’s just say that they allow photos of her girl on girl sex photos that Facebook will not.
johncp56
Hateful TWAT go stink up Mar-A-Lardo with fat boy go away
CityguyUSA
Did they really name their site Parler? Does that mean that Trump misspelled it? Was it supposed to be Parlor?
redzebra1
It’d be funny if her details were hacked & stolen like the previous victims last year. Didn’t anyone warn er?
CNY1983
you can try and hang your hat on that Hunter Biden bullshit…but really, nobody is clutching their pearls. I think the majority of Americans would rather see jr, ivanka and eric in orange jumsuits but have at it.