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Morning Goods: Paul Hanschke

By Andrew Belonsky February 11, 2008 at 8:02am · 22 comments

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Wisconsin-born Paul Hanschke would have turned to a life of crime had it not been for the wonderful world of modeling. That little biographical tidbit only makes him more attractive, no?

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  • dvlaries

    Handsome, sexy. Paul starts off this week in a good direction. Now, don’t get detoured. …And if he has an older, hairier brother, we still want him too. 🙂

    February 11, 2008 at 9:02am
  • PolishBear

    What exactly is the age cutoff for QUEERTY’s “twink du jour?”

    February 11, 2008 at 10:02am
  • hells kitchen guy

    If you think this guy’s a “twink,” you’d better stick to Methusalah as your sexual ideal.

    February 11, 2008 at 11:02am
  • Dawster

    week after week, PolishBear, you present a more and more warped and distorted view of size, weight, age, and health.

    one really has to wonder (1) what you hold as a standard (HKG has a point), (2) how you view yourself and your friends, and (3) what is the point that you are trying to achieve.

    my guess is that you’re going out of your way just to get reactions out of people… quite possibly to get attention that you would normally not receive since you don’t look like the men featured…. but that is just a personal opinion, nothing more.

    February 11, 2008 at 11:02am
  • TBSJR

    There is no way this guy would even be remotly cosidered a “twink” This guy is hot hot hot. Keep em coming

    February 11, 2008 at 12:02pm
  • hells kitchen guy

    Totally agree w/Dawster. If you don’t like the guys on sites like these, there are ZILLIONS of sites for guys who like the kind of guys you like. If you’re lurking here, it must be because you think you’re making some kind of “political” statement about “body image,” or some such folderol.

    February 11, 2008 at 12:02pm
  • afrolito

    ABSolutely gorgeous, and he has a beautiful mouth.

    February 11, 2008 at 12:02pm
  • Eminent Victorian

    Misdemeanor battery and “minor” felony convictions make him a lot less sexy to me . . .

    February 11, 2008 at 12:02pm
  • Alan down in Florida

    Finally some All-American Grade A beef. And when did Morning Goods become a Twink Du Jour site? Besides Twink is more of a presentation issue than age. Looks can be deceiving. I know some 18 year olds who are much too butch and developed to ever be considered a twink. We have a different name for those – JAILBAIT

    February 11, 2008 at 1:02pm
  • SeaFlood

    He’s gorgeous and can model his ass off… RAWR. I love the intensity of his gaze.

    February 11, 2008 at 3:02pm
  • dvlaries

    Yeah, now that I’ve read what “Eminent Victorian” obviously did, the picture is a little different: “quit baseball,” “academically ineligible” (is that a new euphemism for ‘dumb?’), “broke rules,” “clashed with coaches,” “troubled childhood,” “dropping out of school,” “several minor felonies,” “various jobs” (code for: directionless), “trouble with the law,” “probation,” “misdemeanor battery,” “convicted,” “disorderly conduct,” “party to a theft” …

    “would have turned to a life of crime had it not been for the wonderful of modeling”
    Would have…? No, queerty, baby, he was better than half-way down that road before his body bought him some luck. Temporary luck. Now, what do we suppose he’ll turn to for a livelihood when the model agencies are telling him ‘get lost grandpa?’

    February 11, 2008 at 4:02pm
  • james_boston

    Puerto Rican Morning Goods please!

    February 11, 2008 at 5:02pm
  • PJ

    I love a bad boy.

    February 11, 2008 at 11:02pm
  • hells kitchen guy

    “Now, what do we suppose he’ll turn to for a livelihood when the model agencies are telling him ‘get lost grandpa?'”

    That’s when I take him in and put him in a harness.

    February 11, 2008 at 11:02pm
  • paul-e-wog

    Triple word score goes to Hells Kitchen Guy for using the world “folderol” in a sentence. Only a good Irish lad would know that one. Begorrah!

    February 12, 2008 at 12:02am
  • kwho

    Here’s some great shots of Paul Hanschke (aka Mason Gray on http://www.maleperfection.net):

    http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh19/kwhokjnows/19-6.jpg

    http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh19/kwhokjnows/19-22.jpg

    http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh19/kwhokjnows/19-9.jpg

    Enjoy!

    February 28, 2008 at 11:02pm
  • Jame

    Male Perfection has released a gallery of Paul Hanschke/Mason Gray

    http://www.maleperfection.net/mpGallery1.cfm?id1=19&id2=25

    May 12, 2008 at 4:05pm
  • Peyton Place

    I first saw this hunk in the 2005 issue of ladies “Cosmo” Is he or isn’t he gay or straight. He’s gorgeous either way. Just curious. Usually Cosmopolitan Mag. doesn’t put up gay guys for the ladies. Maybe they didn’t know at the time if he is indeed gay.

    March 11, 2009 at 12:03am
  • Jenni

    @dvlaries: he DOES have a cute younger brother, dave. 🙂 i’ve actually met both of them and they’re total sweethearts!

    February 1, 2010 at 1:02pm
  • Jenni

    @Peyton Place: oh honey, he is indeed straight. 🙂 again, i’ve met both paul and his brother and he’s every bit as gorgeous in person as he is in this picture.

    February 1, 2010 at 1:02pm
  • jimmyjimmyj

    @ jenni I have met him too many times and he is a total tool. He is just another man-whore who sleeps with any and every girl. He is married nowe but I am sure that his moral fiber is that of kevlar. If it weren’t for modeling he would be in jail for battery or theft or who knows what else. Oh yeah he is all that! If he didn’t have a decent figure he would have no moeny because he has no skills or education. If you don’t have a nice figure plastic surgery can fix that, but no matter what you can’t fix stupid. And Jenni how well do you know him…. I thought so.

    June 14, 2011 at 6:06pm
  • jimmyjimmyj

    Any guy that does six months for battery id definitely a keeper. Not sure if he beat up a boy or a girl though. A total Sweetheart LMAO

    June 15, 2011 at 7:06am

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