We won’t pretend to know what Orlando Bloom has on tap for the summer, but he’s clearly prepared for any last-minute pool party invites.
The 45-year-old English actor and father of two recently gave fans a glimpse into his gym routine, and while workout posts can sometimes veer into cringey waters, this one’s smooth sailing.
It could be the fact that Bloom paired his video slide show with this inspiring caption: “I broke my back when I was 19 and they said I’d never walk again”. Or maybe it’s his determined ab rolling grunts.
Either way, folks are approving:
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“Oh, well, excuse us! Somebody is walking,” observed comedian Chelsea Handler.
Words couldn’t express designer Jeremy Scott’s reaction, who opted for fire and hearts-on-fire emojis.
But musician Sarah Hudson said it best when she replied: “Whoa daddy whoa!” The insight… the wisdom.
This isn’t the first time Bloom has captured the Internet’s thirst. There were these short-shorts:
TRYING NOT TO BE HORNY ON THE TL BUT ORLANDO BLOOM’S THIGHS pic.twitter.com/SHhb7YMs3j
— m (@thiccthwaites) November 24, 2020
That tattoo session:
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When he flaunted it for Flaunt:
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When he gazed into the distance:
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And then of course when he took a quick dip:
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bachy
I liked Bloom better with a slimmer, “natural” body. But most major actors are angling to get superhero roles in the only movies being made for cinema anymore: DC and Marvel blockbusters.
scotty
one can see why Helen made her choice.
still_onthemark
Wow, too studly to play an ELF again.
jkb
Love his nipples
lou lou de la falaise
I’ll stick with the nude vacation shots.
Ken A.
They forgot the full nude paddle board shots. When he wanted to spank Justin Bieber for something, I forget what that was about. But Justin walked around nude, then Orlando was nude.
SDR94103
you can always tell when a career is fading. strip down for the gays.
scotty
jelly , much? of course you are.
Michael1500
Man, those thighs…
FreddieW
What was his last major role? The Hobbit? And wasn’t he mostly CGI in that?
ScottOnEarth
What was your last role? Bitter hag?
FreddieW
If his upcoming roles are endless thirst traps on Queerty, I hope he saved his money from LOTR and Pirates of the Caribbean.
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johncp56
I hope he as nice as he looks lucky Katy