“If Donald Got Fired” finds Randy trying to conduct a debate between Trump and Joe Biden, and unable to control the rabid Republican. LuPone arrives in a puff of smoke, ready to aid a gay man in crisis. The two then launch into a parody of “If Mama Was Married” from Gypsy, a Broadway musical for which LuPone won a Tony Award.
“If Donald got fired/would that be sublime?/I’d put down my bottles and bongs,” LuPone sings. “I’d be back on Broadway and belting Sondheim/instead of cheap internet parody songs…”
Hey, a job’s a job, Patti. At least this one is fun.
Watch, and remember to vote November 3.