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PHOTOS: Brady’s Bunch

MORNING GOODS — What’s it take to get 27-year-old Michigan model Brady to strip down to a pair of bikini briefs? We would ask, but it didn’t take much more to get him to strip down to nothing.

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35 Comments*

  • mucklucky777

    I can only imagine how this poor guy is going to get killed.

    FAT

    UGLY

    CELLULITE

    And yet most of those casting stones are not half as nice looking as this guy.

    P.S. Hardly ANYONE looks good in muck.

  • ohplease

    you’re casting the first stones……..

  • JoshB

    I don’t care that his body is less than perfect. While I love pure fantasy, seeing a hot more realistic guy is quite nice. The wet undies didn’t exactly hurt.

  • wmcarpenter

    Whoa number 7.

    He should stick with brown hair.

  • SouLKid

    what is this??

  • Drew Jaimme

    I love number 7. Finally, we get to see every inch of the model’s dick…tastefully… without having to search Google to see it!!

  • terrwill

    Hey Queerts: We can do without the almost now daily pics of the boy with a girl……………..can find that on any hetro site………

  • Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"

    @No. 6 Terrwill

    Completely agree; though the “bread” looks as awkward as the faux blond hair.

    Now, the first few pics, well I’m one that runs to be bad boys, and he’s way bad.

  • Jack

    Love #9. Would quite happily wake up to that each morning!

  • mikeandrewsdantescove

    The photo contrast is terrible on Brady images. However, he’s got the bod to still stimulate.

    JJ
    Ft. Marco Blaze –
    http://jjadams928.blogspot.com/

  • sal(the original)

    i like

  • sal(the original)

    looks “cozy”,i like

  • Meowzer

    Number 7! Oh my God! Number 7
    I love a hot, wet, hard man! Gotta go JO after that!

  • JR

    Sleazy, stoned and paunchy are not my bag… seems there’s a metric ton of size queens on here today… Takes more than a big cock to turn my head. But some guys only care about the portions that fit through those holes at the local sex club… Looks pretty used-up for 27…

  • I pliss

    These pics are old you should see him now. He is a nude model but he cost! His body is amazing today! I know! and he has a piece on him too! finger licking good.

  • B Damion

    He just looks cheep and dirty. He just looks like he stinks of prostitution.

  • Philip

    Just wondering……do chinese men get english words tattooed on their bodies?

  • DR

    yay! another normal-looking man. thank you, especially for showing guys with tattoos love.

  • Paul

    This guy looks filthy dirty and really stupid… and I think I love him. I do, I LOVE him.

  • fredo777

    picture #7, hot dayum. makes me glad to be from Michigan.

  • Suburban

    I like that he’s a real guy, not the usual pretty boy that nobody can live up to, and he looks like he eats. The shower pic is hot, I can see myself getting naked with him and having a hot time. Yes the pic where he’s shaving does show some extra skin but my body is far from perfect! @PAUL, that’s funny. @DR, I have no problem with tats, just some guys totally cover their bodies, that’s overkill.

  • Suburban

    @FREDO777, my jaw dropped when I saw #7, that cock is….wow!!

  • EdWoody

    Is he unattainably perfect? No.

    Would I be thrilled to score with him down the Steamworks? Hell yes.

  • Lilly White

    no No NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • Steven W

    Ouch, either the lighting is horrendous or they dyed him completely orange in #5.

    The idea isn’t bad – the pose is quite nice – but he either overdid the fake tan or the photographer cocked it up.

  • Marc

    #7… i would put it in my mouth, yep.

  • friend of Brady

    Ive actually known this guy for a couple years – he’s not trashy, not a prostitute, and is quite intelligent. its funny that the 300+ lb-ers are so salty they cant just enjoy the pics, but have to critique something they would never have access to without paying somewhat large amounts of money 🙂

  • Rob Moore

    @Philip: I am pleased to know that I am not the only man who ever wondered about this.

  • anonymous

    what is his name? i want to search for more images on the net

  • fredo777

    @anonymous: that’s what i wanted to know. is brady his full name or is that first? the last?

  • balehead

    Can the jealous give it a rest already!!! Sheesh!!

  • Captain proton

    These days he goes by the name of Joel Gregory Vargo

  • Guillermo3

    Is Brady slightly pregnant?
    Looks like a high school sissy’s wet dream of a bully.

  • Chad Hunt

    Hmmmm … Brady’s Bunch Ehhh? I certainly wouldn’t mind “Bobbying” up and down on his “Peter” all the days of the “Gregorian” calendar. LOLOLOL

  • balehead

    Some many jealous losers on here…too bad you can’t also lose the weight too…

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