Classic Hollywood may have been a gay old place, but most gay actors were forced to hide their true identities for fear of career suicide. While that’s tragic enough, it’s also sad that these handsome men were often groomed to within an inch of their lives by the studio system.
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PHOTOS: 25 Rock Hudson pics that prove he was big in all the right places
Standing 6’4″, Rock Hudson was a whole lot of Hollywood. Here’s a look back at his life, both on and off screen.
We’ve searched for pics that some of our favorite actors of yesteryear — many of who played gay characters or were straight allies — might have posted if they were on the apps.
Click through to feast your eyes on the photos. Which one(s) would you have tapped, woofed, or DM’d?
Stache1
This was a great. Wally Cox though? Lol After looking at his picture my bets are Wally is very well endowed if that story is to be believed.
balehead
So sad that gays live for this shit…..
Cam
@balehead:
Really? Kind of the way straights live for a nip slip from Brittany Spears or making Miley Cyrus the biggest story in the country? Yeah, gays are SO weird aren’t they?
Cam
And then of course there is always THIS picture of Marlon Brando.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m926m2UxOA1ry4t6no1_1280.jpg
MikeE
@balehead: What’s far sadder is your apparent inability to just let it go. You really HAVE to get a dig in, don’t you?
You’re a funny one, constantly accusing the “queens” on Queerty of being “bitchy”, and yet, here you are criticizing people, being the quintessential “bitchy queen” you seem to loathe so much in others. I see some internalized esteem issues floating not too far below the surface with you. Really, get some professional help.
jkb
@balehead: Would you rather we live for abusing children, torturing animals, damaging property? Pray tell, what should we live for in your universe?
hudson
@Cam: oh my!
hudson
a fun article and i had no idea Gene Kelly was such a looker! Kinda Hugh Jackmanish. woof! The young Marlon Brando is still the hottest thing Hollywood ever produced, imho. Before he ballooned.
Horse Lips
This balehead dude is obviously suffering from some mental illness. Best to just ignore him/her.
Derek Williams
Every one of these a personal favourite. Curious that Dirk Bogarde and Rock Hudson were not included. Future such galleries will undoubtedly include Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal, Kevin Klyne, Tom Selleck, Matt Damon and Michael Douglas.
DickGreenleaf
Brando and Wally Cox were lifelong friends since childhood. After Brando’s death his children had his ashes mixed with Wally’s(bequeathed to Brando) so they would always be together.
Pup
I would have TOTALLY hit on Gregory Peck and Gene Kelley. Woof, they were hot with some scruff.
krystalkleer
huff and puff and blow yer wad awaaaay!
http://getoffmydress.blogspot.com/2013/09/the-king-of-all-queens.html
Michael David Barber
The gentleman I thought was most handsome is not even on this list; Tyrone Power.
GeriHew
I suspect there are at least as many bisexual men as monosexual men in that little list.
Stache1
@Cam: As much as i’d like to see that photo as true i think this is where it’s actually from.
http://prntscr.com/1qdbsq
Jairo Mendez
Me Parece estar Viendo a Marlon Brando Como Ese Teniente Homosexual, Enamorado de ese Joven, y Apuesto Soldado, en ” Reflejos en un Ojo Dorado” Inolvidable.