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PHOTOS: Just a Momentelle

momenteller28 MORNING GOODS — In our Very Difficult Job of collecting photos of Bobby Momentelle, we found the 30-year-old in about every possible scenario: business suits, illustrated erotica, and lots and lots of beach scenes. You can imagine which type we chose to feature most often. (Photos: Kemeul Valdes, Justin Monroe, i-Soul, Mark Jenkins, Valdes Art House)

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  • tavdy79

    48 pics? WTF? Is this to make up for not doing Morning Goods yesterday?

  • Bill S

    @tavdy79: Are you complaining? Because this guy is almost painfully beautiful, even in the #47 pic where he’s got a goofy facial expression. And most of these pictures are really, really, hot.

  • ggreen

    More hideous body graffiti on an otherwise hot guy.

  • Puck

    Fake’n’BAke anyone

  • Ian

    Why when I look at pic #17 all I can think of is Laura Palmer, ’cause that’s about as much life that he’s bringin’ to the picture. Pic #23 was kinda hot though.

  • dvlaries

    Is 48 shots a record? Luckily, Bobby is not unworthy of it. A bit too much ink on the arms, but a fine body and face.

  • joe

    I cant figure out the fascination with tattoos, They just make you look cheap and trashy.
    No matter how flawless Your built is.
    Sorry, Just my opinion!

  • Fitz

    @joe: I agree. They are so cliche now, especially on people who are too young to have any significant meaning behind any of the work.

  • alan brickman

    wow you guys sound fat and jealous!…obviously didn’t get laid this weekend…once again….

  • Jeffrey

    looks like all the steroids have given him shrunk junk.

  • M Shane

    I’ve always resisted tatoos and piercings, mainly because I’m pretty impulsive–and they’re permanent. Clearly where I live almost all young people have tats-and some really ancient folks . I tendmot to be very judgemental about things that don’t matter. So c’est la vie! I wish there weren’t so damned many picture to go through_ I just don’t have the partience

  • M Shane

    Is there some inconsistancy about the almost pretyness of his face and his really budgy musculature?

  • Bob R

    Joe and Fitz, I have to agree with you. About the only worthwhile advice my tattooed father ever gave me, pointing to his assortment of tattoos, was “son, don’t ever do this to yourself.” I’m glad I listened to him. I find tattoos to be a personal defacement and debasement of one’s body. I think body piercing is barbaric and self mutilation. Many others disagree with my point of view. To each his own. But like you, that’s my opinion.

  • joe

    Actually Alan Dear, I’m not fat and jealous.
    I take very good care of myself.
    I just spent a wonderful long weekend in P-town. and met some very, nice, sweet, hot looking men.
    and not ashamed to admit, Did the walk of the shame in the early parts of some mornings while I was there.

    So eat me!…..You bitter old tired tacky tat mess!

  • Fitz

    @alan brickman: Fuuny– noope. I am fine. Sure I could drop a few– but I get laid regularly. I just don’t like meaningless tattoos.

    @Bob R: if the art is significant and meaningful… I can deal. If the person owns it instead of buys it.

  • Hmmm

    I wish this guy would take pictures NOT flexing. As hard as he probably had to work to get them, his abs look absolutely disgusting. He would still look fit not flexing them.

  • jwalker666

    i think this guy is gross…ugly face, his body is gross, and I agree w/ JEFFERY that all the steriods must have shrunk his balls

  • WTF?

    47 is an egregious example, I think, of what many would term “gay face”.

  • Hmmm

    @WTF?: more like extreme botox face.

  • joe

    LOL, Picture 47 is soooo correct…”Gay Face”
    He looks just like Jack Mackenroth!
    You’d never see this beauty queens on a Colt Calender
    that’s for sure!

  • Suburban

    @BILL S, I agree with you. He has a hot, hot body, I don’t even know where to begin, abs, arms, chest, pecs, nipples. He’s fuckin ripped. He just got too many tats, they cover that gorgeous body. 48 pics? If I looked like that I’d never put any clothes on.

  • I pliss

    It’s sad that out of 50 pics all you fags would have nothing nice to say. I don’t even know why this section is up anymore. It’s all negative things coming from the fags on this site. Hot or not. I don’t see any of you putting you pics up. Tatts is something who ever gets them has to live with! most people like the art so they do it. if you don’t like it move on. I know Bobby personally and he is not gay, he doesn’t do steroids, and he works out hard at the gym to get that bod. Why is it you have to a daddy on this site for you queens to say something nice. out of 20 comments 2 of them didn’t have something negative to say. 50 fucking pics and 18 negative comments. why I ask why you all have to hate so much?

  • Mo

    @I pliss: Honey, it’s just as I’ve said before; just a bunch of jealous, out-of-shape, bitter old queens hiding behind a keyboard stuffing a Snickers in their collective fat, foul mouths!

  • Hmmm

    @Mo: And like I have said before, queerty puts these pictures up for us to voice our views. Not everyone has to have the same taste in guys. When I think a guy is hot, I comment to say that he’s hot. If I think I guy is fugly, I will comment to say I think he looks fugly. That doesn’t make me a bitter fat old queen. (Young and in-shape here, thank you. Bitchy? Perhaps.)
    And to all the SELF-RIGHTEOUS queens out there (and they pop up on literally EVERY pic post), don’t pretend like you have never called someone ugly in your life. It’s like you want to enforce some out-dated moral code of “if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all.” This isn’t Leave it to Beaver.

  • Suburban

    I agree the comments on this site can be very harsh and unnecessary. Some ‘queens’ are just never happy with how the model looks. What bothers me is when we as gay men resort to childish name calling and stupid insults. I for one am not fat, out of shape probably, but not fat.

  • Ricky

    Wow. pretty hot.

    Initially felt out of shape and unworthy.

    Then I saw pic 47.

    I rest easy knowing i would have fallen out of those shorts.

    no stretching required.

    🙂

    He is still hot though!

  • balehead

    Stop all the Bullying!!….from the fat and jealous!!!

  • balehead

    Then your unhappy with yourself, mediocre and bullying….more accurate? Cue the surprise..

  • pscheck2

    somone posted to tell us he is st8! Of course, he knows better than anyone else about whether or not he is gay. Right? He’s hot, then he’s not! He should edit some of them for removal. No steroids? Interesting!

  • horace

    O M Gosh.
    8 27 31 40 41

  • ho

    omgosh, it’s a male Joan VanArk.

  • FunMe

    I like this guys look a lot. I love his long hair. Great body. Beautiful eyes. Cute smile. More importantly, he doesn’t look like the “clone” of most models or those who take body photos.

    But I DETEST his tatoos. Ugh! Why do these good-looking guys ruin their bodies with these tats?

  • balehead

    Nasty queens always lie about getting laid….

  • balehead

    The cyberbullying has to stop…no wonder equal rights are taking so long…

  • Stache1

    @Hmmm: Ha. He wasn’t talking to you but you instinctively knew who he was referring too.

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