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PHOTOS: Walker, Sexes Ranger

MORNING GOODS — It’s still technically the July 4 weekend, so allow Allen Walker to infuse one last dose of patriotism. How can extremists argue with this?

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18 Comments*

  • Daniel

    2 till 10… that’s just ridiculous! It’s put me off the whole photo set which is annoying since he’s so damn attractive.

  • Alexander

    nom nom nom!

  • Tackle

    Hey guys, warning, 2-10 are repeats. Don’t bother clicking.

  • robert

    He is indeed gorgeous.

    … and don’t forget, all that clicking-through results in juicy ad revenue for Queerty!

  • tavdy79

    @Daniel: Some silly geek at Queerty towers has got their HTML wrong.

  • dvlaries

    Did the queerty staff all get roaring drunk yesterday…? You know, Allen’s mother was probably looking forward to his set and now you’re made nice, middle-aged woman somewhere cry.

  • Sexy Rexy

    SEXES Ranger? What the fuck does that mean? HEADLINE FAIL!!!

  • mikeandrewsdantescove

    The pubic line features makes his image HOT! As for the flag, I’m conflicted on using it. That to me represents the GOP party.

    Tristan Jaxx –
    http://promotemusic.blogspot.com/

  • Jack E. Jett

    Wow….It is no fun getting old. All these beefcake photos are starting to look the same…..and YET…I still ain’t seeing a
    Ton-O-Dick.

  • Ken S

    I’m in looooove! Again. Though the 8 repeats are irksome.

  • Who Cares

    The guy is cute…but the photo session and the Queerty design is a TOTAL FAILURE!!!!

  • jeffree

    Hot guy but the *photo repeats* just prove that the Q’ty ship is sinking. It’s sad.

    You know you’re seeing a melt down when a website:
    –stops caring enough to keep up its technical infrastructure [how many features need to go missing before anyone notices?]
    –ceases to edit or fact check its posts,
    –allows “spamalot” to keep getting through
    –stops checking the board from time to see if there are mistakes/errors to fix

    We hope you can keep it together Qty, & we’ll miss ya when youre gone!

  • jeffree

    Who is moderating this site these days? How come Ashley’s posts pass your sublime filter and my benign posts take 12 days to get past mood-er-ation?

  • Tangelo

    You can repeat him every day of the week!

    Whatta Man!

  • Hilarious

    12-17 made up for the terrible repeats and generic starting photo.

    Very hot guy and for some reason he has the cutest belly button I’ve ever seen.

  • james_from_the_great_city_of_cambridge

    @jeffree: Certain swear words, even words like “p**is”, get filtered…so use stars when swearing just to be safe, although fuck and asshole seem to be ok to say.

  • fredo777

    @Sexy Rexy: “Sexes Ranger” rhymes with “Walker, Texas Ranger”. It was a western show starring Chuck Norris. Where the hell have you been?

  • Kieran

    That face is incredible, I can’t stop looking at him.

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