How much do you know about Riverdale star KJ Apa? Well… it’s clearly not enough.
The actor’s Instagram account has become increasingly popular for reasons that’ll be readily apparent to anyone who opts to pay him a visit.
While he certainly isn’t camera shy, he does like to keep things a bit covered up in certain… ahem, areas.
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How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
But thanks to some questionably tuned-in fans, that’s all changed.
OK, it actually hasn’t changed even a little bit, but here’s what Tumblr has uncovered, so to speak:
Will the world ever truly be the same after upper-coin-slot-gate?
No. No it won’t.
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Here’s a closer look:
And here’s some more of Apa to distract from the inevitable disappointment you’re feeling right now:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZFikFoH_im/?taken-by=kjapa
https://www.instagram.com/p/_8oF-FO_Wx/?utm_source=ig_embed
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAiPJXwO_VE/?utm_source=ig_embed
https://www.instagram.com/p/BMphZQNAwM7/?utm_source=ig_embed
https://www.instagram.com/p/BNYllGIgExS/?utm_source=ig_embed
https://www.instagram.com/p/BONsid6g3es/?utm_source=ig_embed
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ChrisK
Anyone interested enough to explain to me why I should care? I feel so left out:*(
Bob LaBlah
I can’t explain why you SHOULD care but I sure as hell CAN explain why, just like me, you SHOULDN”T care. lol This was to be expected. I knew before I clicked on it whatever it was would end in disappointment and I was right that Queerty would let me down or lets say would let all of the air out of the balloon.
Nosso Crankee
Try testosterone supplements. It’ll help with your lady-in-waiting feels, Honey….
Brian Lange
I have no clue who he is but he is built the way my boyfriends are built. He looks a lot like Curtis a str8 baseball player & my boyfriend. I want to know all about this stud!
readycarlos
You claim not to care about it yet you took time to comment . Hmmmm?
Lazycrockett
Really? Post the Wrestling gifs from the episode which are hell more hotter.
Mick406
I went through the efforts of waiting on downloads and all I saw was 1/2 inch of ass crack?!!! Seriously! Are we all that desperate? What a waste of time!!!
Also, he has a short dick because his legs below his knees are short. I’ve never seen a short-legged man with a long dick.
mujerado
You must never have been in a locker room or a bathhouse.
Brian Lange
I agree I wasn’t even sure that was it totally bullshit
Bob LaBlah
Mick, its a publicity planted article. No one is watching the show and when that happens desperation forces the producers to bring in the gay audience. I bet not a single character on that show is gay when out of character.
PinkoOfTheGange
That is barley a plumbers crack.
disappointing QUEeRTY
nil44
Even if whatever this is warranted a “closer look” (it doesn’t), did anyone else notice that the “closer look” is actually just a still shot from the same exact vantage point?
He BGB
Is that really true about short legs? Well,much more interesting topic than a lousy coin slot
MikeE
Please, Queerty, get laid for god’s sake.
dean089
LOL! Thank you! I’ve been trying to figure out why some people get so excited over a glimpse of ass crack or butt cheek, and you’ve nailed it. Yep, someone definitely needs to get out more.
AtlasRich
But do the curtains match the drapes?
paul dorian lord fredine
they don’t.
paul dorian lord fredine
omg, kj’s got an ass crack!!! who would have guessed?
MikeE
and there I was, thinking these “celebrities” didn’t have bung-holes, that they never pooped because they were perfect! At least, that’s what Queerty’s breathless headlines tend to imply.
cdizz
clickbait
OzJosh
Do the Queerty editors really have no notion that getting excited and whipping up a faux-story over the teeniest suggestion of butt crack makes them look desperate, sleazy and pathetic?
Daniel-Reader
Hopefully he can get treatment for tobacco addiction. Sad to shorten one’s life.
Kieran
Your average plumber shows more booty than that, c’mon.
Jesse
Yeah, who cares, right? Yet ya’ll stuck around long enough to whine about how disappointing this post is. Despite all of the grousing, I’m for it. AJ is one beautiful man- I’ll gladly take in any post that includes him.
masteradrian031
Hello Queerty editors, staff or whatever, you can do better then showing an ass-crack don’t you? Even my friends who defend your thing till the end of enternity looked at me and said “that’s all??????” And I assure you, they drool like crazy even seeing the name Queerty appear on screen! And they are without critic whatsoever, so when they start asking “that’s all??????” there’s something wrong with that what’s on display!
Do better I’d say!
Kevin_in_207
Being a guy who spent 36 years in the closet, hasn’t had any since coming out AND melts for gingers, I have to say I was confused what I was looking for. It was THAT disappointing.
traparvvaves
I would have been concerned if he didn’t have an ass crack.
sidney3
this guy is a dream – I wish I liked cole sprouse MORE than I like KJapa