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Donald Trump Jr. and his fiancee Kimberly Guilfoyle are taking their sideshow act on the road.
The MAGA power couple are headlining the “American Freedom Tour” that kicks off in Florida this weekend. They will be appearing on stage with several other popular right wingnuts, including Jeanine Pirro, Kayleigh McEnany, and Dinesh D’Souza, among others.
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The word “tour” is being used very loosely, however, since there are only two scheduled stops as of right now. The first will happen in Fort Lauderdale, Florida tomorrow and the second will happen somewhere in South Florida on March 19.
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Per the event’s website:
The American Freedom Tour is coming to you! It’s time for conservatives to get motivated and defend freedom. For one historic day, the American Freedom tour will be in your city! Come see Donald Trump Jr, Mike Pompeo, Kayleigh McEnany, Judge Jeanine Pirro, Dinesh D’Souza and many, many more LIVE & IN PERSON. Get your tickets now. This is a historic, must-attend event featuring America’s top insiders and influencers, live-and-in-person. Register today. Build important relationships, help promote a conservative agenda and protect America’s future.
Tickets to this weekend’s sideshow aren’t cheap either. Nosebleed seats start at $45-$95, but if people want to get anywhere close to the stage, they’ll need to shovel out at least $195 per person. VIP passes go for $495 each. And Platinum tickets are $1,995 each. Plus fees, of course.
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Tickets to next month’s event are slightly more affordable, but no less ridiculous, starting a $9 to sit in a crowded overflow room and going all the way up to $2,995 (plus almost $300 in fees) for a “Presidential” pass that includes free soft drinks, a selfie with Don Jr., and a bagel breakfast with Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
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This week, a judge in New York ordered Don Jr., along with his father and sister, to answer questions under oath about the Trump Organization’s business practices in the state attorney general’s civil probe of the company. The Trumps had been trying to block the subpoenas they received, arguing the investigation was politically motivated.
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
G-Man
No thanks I will pass on this and thing else those to have to offer.
Brad J
I wonder how many lap dances KG will be giving out on THAT tour!!!!
stafcoyote
It would be altogether nice to see Federal Marshals arrest them, very publicly, them and the other Trump traitors, before a mob of their supporters, and then arrest the supporters as well.
Deek62
They are so pathetic. They’re like little insecure attention-seeking children.
CNY1983
I suppose if I were going to jail until my golden years I’d try to get a bunch of morons behind me too. Just in case I needed another insurrection.
Even with an all star cast of Freedom Fighters like that I hope they can fill up an entire row.
GrizzleyMichael
I wish they were on the bottom of the swamp and then eaten by gators. That is cruelty to the gators
Thad
The March event DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A VENUE SET. Sh*show for sure.
woodroad34
No venue while promoting and taking ticket orders sounds like Melania taking charity donations before having the proper paperwork to be a legal charity or TFG taking contributions for an office in Trump tower that no one uses or for a ‘social platform’ that doesn’t work or for taking donations for Stop The Steal that ended up in his greasy pockets
ricdardc1
a Bring Your Own Drugs event , I’m sure !
cuteguy
There is so much hate on here. Let these MAGA losers cater to the inbred trailer trash m0rons that are the only ones left in the GQP that will listen to them. The maligned garbage need love too
Cam
This is a troll comment. NOT pointing out and continuing to point out their evil is what allowed them to become what they are.
Remember, the SECOND Sarah Huckabee was kicked out of a restaurant, she resigned as Trump’s press secretary. Letting them escape consequences and public shame is exactly what they want.
But it’s cute you pretend that pointing out their evil, their hate, and their criminality is “Hate”.
Karlis
Can I have the bagel without having to deal with Sarah Sanders? I do love me a bagel with a schmear.
masteradrian031
A couple that hope to score some white lines……….
johncp56
Oh have to see some clips, it has to be a great shit show from their jail cells