Detroit Red Wings Center Dylan Larkin became an overnight gay icon last week when he talked all about his formidable posterior in an online advertisement for State & Liberty, a men’s clothing company that caters to male athletes.
“My name is Dylan Larkin and I have hockey butt,” the 23-year-old said before showing off his plump buttocks, enormous quads, and muscular thighs for the camera.
With the NHL season starting up tomorrow, we wanted to bring in a specialist to help shed light on a topic a lot of people are not comfortable talking about – The Hockey Butt. pic.twitter.com/egGPXduu8N
— State & Liberty (@StateAndLiberty) October 2, 2019
“I can’t really find an off-the-rack pant to fit me,” Larkin lamented. “Even when I get a pair of pants custom-made, I can’t move around and stretch in them. Every time I bend down, I feel like I’m going to bust through the seams.”
But Larkin is hardly the first person to struggle with this problem, which, for the record, is not exclusively a hockey thing, or even a problem really. Many male athletes from many different sports deal the same thing. And there’s a while Instagram page to prove it.
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@sportsbubblebutt was launched earlier this year with the aim of raising awareness to this important issue.
The page features swimmers…
https://www.instagram.com/p/B1wWxsXnaEL/
Tennis players…
https://www.instagram.com/p/B2Ezs1En1mV/
Wrestlers…
https://www.instagram.com/p/B1MkOmrAR7Y/
And basketball stars…
https://www.instagram.com/p/B2ae3_Fnx_w/
Quarterbacks…
https://www.instagram.com/p/B1wIM6WH5DQ/
Rugby players…
https://www.instagram.com/p/BzEL9XAnpZJ/
Speed skaters…
https://www.instagram.com/p/B0TWaTonu2L/
And soccer pros…
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz6nqHkH0B-/
Did we mention wrestlers?
https://www.instagram.com/p/B0_ejrBHKVx/
And wrestlers…
https://www.instagram.com/p/B0CcNR6nT2a/
And wrestlers…
https://www.instagram.com/p/B0G_ZlXnCmq/
And wrestlers…
https://www.instagram.com/p/B0ooYDnnKal/
Happy Monday!
Related: NHL star Dylan Larkin opens up about the struggles of having a round, plump, muscular butt
Josh447
Larkin said “I have a hockey butt”, unlike what Queerty said, “I have hockey butt”. Poor guy, Queerty’s inept translating skills makes it sound like he has a disease called hockey butt.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
We need to wipe that disease out!! :-p
o.codone
I can do it. Pick me, pick me.
Bytemenow
I’m here for it!
Wicked Dickie
Rafael Nadal has the best butt in tennis. Eden Hazard has the best butt in soccer.
Oranos
Oh!
Hockey Players had the same problem with clothes as black people have had for ages! How interesting!