Free balling

Guys go commando in ultra-thirsty gym shorts ad

“Tired of underwear bunching up your boys?” Introducing Birddogs Shorts, a stylish new brand of “gym shorts for free balling crotch crusaders,” whatever that means.

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The company has released a homoerotic commercial, er, “infomercial” that shows a dude repeatedly adjusting his junk and bending over in a G-string while his fratty friends attempt to tear his clothes off in public. You know, typical “guy” stuff.

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For the record: Birddogs makes shorts with a build-in athletic boxer-brief. They are designed to be worn without underpants. Thus, the new ad highlights the very real inconveniences underwear poses in regular, non-Birddogs shorts.