“Tired of underwear bunching up your boys?” Introducing Birddogs Shorts, a stylish new brand of “gym shorts for free balling crotch crusaders,” whatever that means.
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The company has released a homoerotic commercial, er, “infomercial” that shows a dude repeatedly adjusting his junk and bending over in a G-string while his fratty friends attempt to tear his clothes off in public. You know, typical “guy” stuff.
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For the record: Birddogs makes shorts with a build-in athletic boxer-brief. They are designed to be worn without underpants. Thus, the new ad highlights the very real inconveniences underwear poses in regular, non-Birddogs shorts.
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Xzamilloh
Aside from this insufferably douchey bro-mmercial about ugly ass shorts with underwear linings (yeah, THAT’s new), did they really say “Stephen Curry” like STEVEN? That grated my nerves more than anything for some reason. It’s pronounced STEFFIN.
And I must have missed the homoerotic undertones, because it just came off as three straight assholes.
Xzamilloh
FYI, I know how Stephen is normally pronounced, but that’s not how you pronounce Steph Curry’s name. So spare me the “Ummmmmm, actually”
Kangol
Steph Curry = DREAMBOAT!
Larry McD
Amen! Considering that according to Steph’s dad, NIKE lost a chance at his endorsements because the douche who was making the pitch kept calling him Ste-PHON, assuming he’d been named after a black sitcom character.
Frank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N_e8TMXshc
mujerado
What does color have to do with it?
jd.cali
Painful asinine video… They are called swim trunks or shorts for little d@cked aholes
ProfessorMoriarty
That was extremely annoying.
OzJosh
It’s not commando if the underwear is built in!
Brendancrd
Jokes aside for the moment. I wish the guys luck on this new shorts enterprise. I’m sure they’ll sell. However practically speaking I don’t believe that they’ll achieve the desired outcome. Still look incredibly tight around the highs and crotch? Interesting? And they are just so similar to the earlier style very tight football and Rugby shorts. And Short swimming bathers already available at any ^Rebel Sports Outlets (Gay Male into shorts and underwear (practical designs for men – Melbourne Australia)
Brendancrd
Trying to give constructive critique here on the shorts Ad video conceptualisation. I sure they’ll sell to gay men and sports gym bunnies everywhere. Very sexy and actually shows off the butt nicely. (Similar to Football shorts 1960-80s) However also amusing how much straight men routinely love go round yanking men’s shorts done. Sounds like you’re attempting to take these straight boys playtime fun away? Not sure they’ll want that? More interesting is the gay guys I know even the gym don’t feel the need to go round yanking other men’s shorts. Our Imagination is definitely far desirable than being destroyed by the reality too quickly! Like to see what the other qualities a man can display first? (Find that Straight man’s premature presumptions frequently amuse me) Mature Gay Male Melbourne Australia)
Paco
Those are exactly the style of shorts I would expect douchebags to wear.
Evji108
Shorts with interlining are not commando. It’s still underwear, only it’s sewn in. It’s still going to bunch up and suffocate the balls in the summer.
amigay
This is a joke, right?
Kangol
I kind of thought so, especially with the Portlandia reference (“put a bird on it“) perhaps inadvertently included. But I think they’re serious.
Brian
This seems like they were trying really, really hard to make an ad so ridiculous it would go viral, ala Poopouri. They failed. It’s just lame.
woodroad34
Jeezy Peets, is that a bad commercial or what?! Back in the 70’s they had short gym pants with a mesh lining, where you could do that same thing: airy, free, yet restrained without all the bro hoopla.
michel_banen
Nah, that’s not a commercial but a very, VERY bad comedy scetch that isn’t even funny. A ball-less piece of crap.
silveroracle
FYI, I can’t watch the commercial on here because of waywire.
It doesn’t allow it to play.
Brian
You should send waywire a thank you card.
Young Timer
You guys take yourselves way too seriously.
Develop a sense of humor, and then post.
Thanks.
Josh447
Agreed. Nasty bunch of recalcitrant old biddies at tea.
muscl954
Who spends $60 on a pair of gym shorts??? Ridiculous.